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    So a few weeks ago, there was this woman at the club taking orders for girl scout cookies. I asked another girl if the woman was still taking orders and she said no, I missed the deadline. So I made a comment, saying oh well, I'll wait until they start hustling in front of Walmart and we just busted out laughing. After we thought about it, when girl scout cookie time comes around, they do the same things we do, only "cleaner." LOL

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    The ones at my local grocery store weren't doing a very good job. Hanging back in the shade and whatnot--I had to approach them, and even then, the leaders/moms handled the transaction.!! Someone needs to crack the whip on those girls or they're gonna end up being the strippers that are scrambling to pay rent on the first of each month when they grow up!!

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    thats freaking hilarious... it might come in handy someday.. their selling skills that is.

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    awww. don't tell their mom's that!!!

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    Remember back in the day when Girl Scouts (myself included) went door to door selling cookies? Now that's when they really needed selling skills, these days people just walk up to them. They've got it made.

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    In my neighbourhood they still come knocking on the doors and I can see their mom's or their dad's hanging back in the background, I come out, have a little chat with them, ask them what they are selling, how many they hope to sell. Depending on how enthusiastic they are about it, thats how I decide on how many to buy from them.... I always make sure I'm visible to their parents. One year, one came by later to say thanks for the pep talk with her daughter. Things like that make my day, especially since the mom was cute.

    Now I'm hungry for some girl scout cookies.... anyone got any left in their freezers?
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    My mom was a girl scout leader and forced me to be a girl scout for like 5 years. I went up to every freakin person I knew to sell those cookies haha. This could be a good connection!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Remember back in the day when Girl Scouts (myself included) went door to door selling cookies? Now that's when they really needed selling skills, these days people just walk up to them. They've got it made.
    haha so true! That is how I sold my girls scout cookies and it was hard, mmmmmm now I am hungry for some thin mints!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sent_from_heaven11 View Post
    haha so true! That is how I sold my girls scout cookies and it was hard, mmmmmm now I am hungry for some thin mints!!
    **Passes over a box of Thin Mints**

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    A-ha, that's where I learned how to sell! How could I forget?

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