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    One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a
    River, her thimble fell into the river. When
    She cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you
    Crying?"

    The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into
    The water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for

    Their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a
    Golden thimble set with pearls.
    "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked

    The seamstress replied, "No."
    The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble
    Ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

    Again, the seamstress replied, "No."
    The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather
    Thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

    The seamstress replied, "Yes."
    The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and
    Gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home
    Happy.

    Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her
    Husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and
    Disappeared under the water.

    When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are
    You crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

    The Lord went down into the water and came up
    With George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord
    Asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress.

    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

    The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.. It is a
    Misunderstanding.. You see, if I had said 'no'
    To George Clooney, you would have come up
    With Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with
    My husband. Had I then said 'yes,' You would have given me all three.
    Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care
    Of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

    And so the Lord let her keep him.

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a
    Good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.
    That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

    Couldn't help but share this joke with all of you
    Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."
    Hebrew Talmud


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    hah! I like that

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    Yea! Haha!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Awesome... and true!
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    misha poted this on myspace

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    Default Re: Women and Honesty ;)

    I'm trying to figure out what's up with the formatting... mainly because the breaks are actually capitalized. o.O;


    Look like a woman
    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
    Work like a dog

    - My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success

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    hahaha... that was pretty funny

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    You're in the realm of the oxymoron!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    misha poted this on myspace
    Yep...I stole it
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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