so... my agency tiptoed around asking me if i would be interested in an audition for a commercial where i would be a nude scientist for $10,000.
what do you think i said?![]()
it's for internet only... obviously too racey for TV. heh.
would you do it?





so... my agency tiptoed around asking me if i would be interested in an audition for a commercial where i would be a nude scientist for $10,000.
what do you think i said?![]()
it's for internet only... obviously too racey for TV. heh.
would you do it?
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Oh hell yeah, I'd do it! Is there anyone on this forum who wouldn't??





For 10K I sure would.
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That's awesome, I'd do it in a heartbeat!!!



Of course I would, but who would pay a guy my age $10k? Hell, I once said for a few million$ I'd even claim I had sex with Bill Clinton.
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$10k for a commercial..? easy to belive if it was for tv, cant imagine theyd pay that much for an internet ad.
how long is it for, and is it speaking?
sweet deal if it is all legit![]()
I have some decency! I would have done it for 1
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That's what I've always liked aboutya, Mast....YOU have scruples.
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Scruples be damned! I would hold out for the extra 5K to put my clothes back on!



Uh, yeah. Might ruin my chances of becoming a lawyer, and I'd have to think about it...but if it went to education then yes, I would.
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Oh, I would be there wearing nothing but a smile in 2 seconds flat.





Oh BOY I would do it in a heartbeat! I can just imagine now how to invest that money so I can get a passive income from it and try to allivate some of my current financial stresses!!!
enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount





Oh fuck yea! No other questions on my part. 10K = 1 scene...for sure.
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um.... I'd do it. duh fuckers!!!!! <j/k I love you.
I'm gonna hit anyone without a great reason who says no... k?





Dude, I play naked scientist every day, might as well get paid for it.
....what?
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I would I would!
Whats scruples?





What's a nude scientist? I mean, what are the working conditions? What do they study? I really don't see the point in being nude as a scientist. And, frankly, most of the scientists I know should keep their clothes on.![]()
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I was paid $10 once to NOT be naked....EEK EEK
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it is legit - it is a skincare product and the ad is being shot overseas. i have the top agency here, so i no worry. you'd be surprised at what commercials pay - they pay for my time and 'exposure' (hehe). sadly a lot of bikini/nude models get dicked for $$.
blackbetty: i have a law degree. it is a commercial for a brand, and not porn, so i doubt any reasonable person would have an issue - especially since it's 'not connected with practice'. i'm pretty sure the beakers and burners would be hiding the key bits![]()
secretly the judges would love it.. they know it. they can just try and kick me out.(gotta get the ad first... never know what they're looking for, if it's a blond... too bad so sad for me)
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awesome then!! *fingers crossed for you to get the part*![]()
Hell yes. In a heartbeat.





nahhhh i wouldn't.
i like to keep a low profile and if the kids i coach ever saw i'd...bahahahahahaha really i couldn't keep my face straight that long. hell yea id be all over that like a fat kid is all over cake. or something like that.
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