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    I've danced for a while now and have never gotten a present from a customer. Well let me tell you girls,the wait was worth it. Last night Chi Chi came in, bought a $20 dance, and gave me a nose hair trimmer!!! I about died trying not to laugh. And for the record (because we all know there are way too many poor souls who could use one) I totally didn't need it Man, some guys have no clue.

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    whoa!
    that's wierd....... what was he thinking?

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    That's as bad as my acne ointment and shaving cream gifts! XDDD

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    WTF!? What is he re-gifting? I would have said thanks, but what the hell do I need this for?

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    Well I had to take the present, so I could give it to one of my regulars...



    j/k But seriously, if you had seen the look on this guys face. He was stuttering and apologizing that it didn't have any batteries.........

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    Are you serious? I would've been like what the fuck is this for? you cheap ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by beauty21queen View Post
    Are you serious? I would've been like what the fuck is this for you cheap ass!

    He didn't have to give her anything at all so to call him a cheap ass would be rude. Some guys just don't have a clue. Guys like that are the ones that don't have girlfriends because they lack proper social skills.

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    That's too funny. I have a regular (my only one really) who gives me odd gifts, but he totally does it on purpose.
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    I once had a guy give me an unpackaged vibrator! Hmmm...where has that been?

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    Was he maybe hinting at somthing?? J/K!

    P.S.-That's almost as bad as the fix-a-flat I got from my Dad for X-mas once.......

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    what the hell was he thinking??

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    hahahaha...guys are so dense sometimes

    i knew a girl who got a gift certificate for jenny craig from one her regulars...ouch

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    Hmm, maybe he wanted you to trim his nose hair?

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    heh, that is an interesting gift.. I know many people who could use it, even ones that DON"T come in the club.
    One of my friends received a red lamp in the shape of lips.. this from the guy that wanted her to bring in her college homework so he could "grade" it for her..
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild View Post
    from the guy that wanted her to bring in her college homework so he could "grade" it for her..
    Ooooh, that sounds so pervy! *Sorry to derail dicussion* Carry on! (:

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    He didn't have to give her anything at all so to call him a cheap ass would be rude. Some guys just don't have a clue. Guys like that are the ones that don't have girlfriends because they lack proper social skills.
    Well to me it would've came off rude for him to give me a nose trimmer and then just buying one dance I wouldn't care to lose him as a customer.

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    Oh, man. This is better than when the guy gave me the toolbelt. Actually, that was kind of sweet. Random, but well meant.

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    Ah, the random oddities! Maybe he truly thought she would like one. Guys really don't know what some of us go through to look good and some assume it's a little more invasive than it really is, heh
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    LOL!! It's probably something he just had lying around the house. Either a recycled gift or *cough* something he's used himself. Guys are weird - maybe he gets off on the thought of you using HIS nosehair trimmer

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