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    Angry bitch ass muthafucka!

    so tonight, im in the back of VP with these guys. my friend invites me over, we;re slightly drunk, we sell a double dance to these two guys and the other girl is with the other guy and the guy im with keeps asking that i let him lick my asshole, and i say nothing till the dance ends, then the other bitch who wasnt dancing starts kicking up a stink because i refused to let him lick my asshole and the guy who shes with, the one with all the cash thinks im starting a fight becos shes all up in my shit! she starts telling me to fuck off and all that and im like fuck off bitch, i dont care if youre here longer than i am, i dont care that i need the money but i DO NOT need to whore out my ass to make money. you do what you do, i do what i do! so the guy with the cash stands up and hes all like, what tha fuck is going on and im like, look, i dont hav no beaf with no one, im no trying to start a fight here, so he givs me £30 for the dance and i turn round to the guy i danced for and im like, i hav no problem with what you want, its just not how i am in this club and he totally respects that but this bitch is trying to make out like im not good enough to be back in the VIP with these guys.

    i take my money and leave but boy am i PISSED! DO NOT MAKE ME OUT LIKE IM A PRUDE AND I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMERS BITCH! FUCK YOU! i did not name names, but my friend stuck up for me after i left and told that bitch i was alright.

    im sorry, i giv a shit hot dance and i am shit poor but i DO NOT need to whore my ass out for nobody, fucking BITCH.

    you play your game and ill play mine. FUCK YOU.

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    Wow what are things coming to these days? Lick your asshole? No balloon knot for you Mr. He has no idea where that hole has been. I mean we try to stay clean all night but he has no idea ...ugh....hot apple splatters!

    At least you got to keep your dignity and stripper sanity she didn't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Wow what are things coming to these days? Lick your asshole? No balloon knot for you Mr. He has no idea where that hole has been. I mean we try to stay clean all night but he has no idea ...ugh....hot apple splatters!

    At least you got to keep your dignity and stripper sanity she didn't.

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    WTF????? Would your club allow the licking of dancers arseholes? That is grosssssssssssss!!!!!!

    Good on u girl for letting it be known that she was a desperate whore and u didn't have to be,.


    What sort of fucked up bitch would yell at another dancer for not letting a guy lick her arse ahhhhhhhh what is this world coming to?

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    Um... that bitch is crazy. I don't think I would have responded to her... I don't think I COULD have responded to her! I'd have been to busy just staring at her with my mouth hanging open like, "Whhaaaa?!?!"
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    Damn Fox! You is one pissed off bitch tonight!!! Teehee.

    Rightfully so, though. What a nasty girl. And nervy!!

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    shit, just got a call from the club, apparently my "friend" beat the other girl up last night after i left becos they got into a fight over me cos she was defending me.

    i dont know what to say or think and now i dont even know if i should go in to work tonight! i cant believe she did that! i dont mind people sticking up for me, but to beat someone up over this!?
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    Um... did anyone get fired? Whoa! I'd go in if they fired the crazy one. It's not your fault that other girl got in a fight about it. I'm sure there were other factors involved (like, she already didn't like that girl or the girl started insulting her, too).
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    I guess this girl thought she was a true pimp or something. She really thought she controlled you. What he wanted you to do was really irrelevant. It was more the fact that she thought she could make you do it.

    Tell that bitch ass muthafucka you do the pimpin around here.

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    What happened? Did you go into work? Update!


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    hello, yes, i went into work and the housemum said it was a good thing i went home wen i did and i said yeh, i heard what happened, is everyone ok and she said the girls both hav black eyes, cuts and bruises and that it was a long time coming. so i guess those girls had some sort of history.

    im just concerned about the bitch girl making my life hell wen shes back at work...

    im not sure if anyone got fired tho.

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    i must say stripperweb is the funnest place on the internet. this has to be one of the best titles ive seen in a while. im glad you didnt let that guy lick your asshole.

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    What a sick pig. She is the reason that clean dancers have a hard time making money. Fuck it, girl. You are too good for that shit.

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