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    From the makes of Tag Body Spray, Axe Deoderant and those stupid striped shirts everyone wears....

    Douche Body Spray.

    http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/conten...45C4D257EDDC1D



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    Haha, I love it!

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    That's hilarious. I know entirely too many guys like that.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Loved it!!

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    lol that was very funny, It made made smile

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    I know so many guys who need this!

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    haha omfg that's awesome!!

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    Ah ha ha hah hah haha some of them live in my Dorm!

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    Love it! I'll take a case so I can supply it to every guy in my graduating class!

    Its funny that they wrote on the curious britney spears bottle. I'm going to email this site to some friends.

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    Great isn't it?
    EVERYONE knows a douche!



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    These idiots are in the strip clubs thinking we will be all hot and bothered over them because of their popped collars etc. I loved it as well!


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    That's pretty good.

    Some people just try too damn hard.
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    I whispered "dooooooooouche" on the mic several times tonight. "Poppin' your collar" was stupid on an Izod in '84, it's even worse now, R-Tards. I sent this to SO many people.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Lol! I love it. They should really market that stuff I bet some douche out somewhere would be douchey enough to really think that body spray would make him the douche.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    I whispered "dooooooooouche" on the mic several times tonight. "Poppin' your collar" was stupid on an Izod in '84, it's even worse now, R-Tards. I sent this to SO many people.

    Lol I heard that as I was leaving, and I laughed hysterically...the housemom must think I'm a wacko.

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    Pssst, hey Natalie...you know who's a douche? Some twatwaffle (best!word!ever!) that breaks up with you via text message. DOUCHE!!! AND YOU TELL HIM MR CHRISTOPHER SAID SO.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Twatwaffle! Bwahahahahaha...



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    My brother is a douche. I hope he sees this and takes it to heart... 14 years old and he dresses just like that and acts all snooty about designer clothes and only the most popular music. His group thinks they're the high-school version of Entourage... fucking yuppie freshmen. I love him but he's a douche.

    The funny thing is that he would TOTALLY buy this body spray if all his friends were wearing it.

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    Well he is 14...

    As the mother of three teens i've come to the conclusion that all teenagers suffer from a form of age/hormone related retardation. It's the only explanation I can come up with...




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    Oh yeah, most definitely. The older one is 16 and he's not a douche, but he can still be a teenage 'tard.

    I know I was too!

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    Ahhh, too good! I am going to be laughing to myself tonight when I see the "Douchebags" in our club. I am so sending this to my sister, as she had dated a guy exactly like the guys in the video!

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    This totally cheered me up, I'm sending this to everyone I know!

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    We had a guy in tonight with his boys, they were all too cool for school. This guy had the delightfully just-so mussy hair and WAS WEARING ELVIS SUNGLASSES INSIDE. AT NIGHT. (And not in an ironic ha-ha look at me True Romance kind of way. Nope.) He was a... Douche!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Omg I almost just peed my panties.

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    LOL, that was great, thanks for the laugh Sirona!






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