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    In middle school, the worst thing you could be accused of was lesbianism. I was smart, an ugly duckling, the only Asian, and gulliable, so of course I was bullied, ostracized, and labeled as a lesbian. Girls would accuse me of staring at them in locker rooms, and admonished others to watch out for me. One group of girls would even rub up against me, lick my face, grope my brests, etc, all the while telling me that I was a whore and liked it. this was before Colombine High, so of course nothing was done about it.

    Now, I see them on Myspace or when I go back home for the holidays, and them consider themselves "bisexual." I see standard pics of them making out with chicks drunk at parties, and if in the rare event that we talk (always them initiating with me and end with me blowing them off with rude comments on how they've degraded to fat white trash and that none of their 5 kids look anything alike), I find that they're the type of trendsexuals who are bisexual but always have a boyfriend, and are only bisexual when ostentatiously in public.

    This cracks me up. Their homophobia in middle school wasn't even denial. It's about succumbing to trends and ostracizing people who are different, yet being different becomes trendy later on.

    I do believe in bisexuality, but unless a hot wet dripping pussy could possibly replace a throbbing cock for anything more than a thrill, forget it. Ostentatiously making out with chicks at parties does not make you bisexual. Sexuality is the preference in your head. I eat tofu, but does that make me a vegetarian?
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    cool post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    Ostentatiously making out with chicks at parties does not make you bisexual.
    Haha. I find it very amusing to see girls who are like "I'm like totally bi, I kiss my girlfriends when I'm drunk! But I'd never eat a girl out, ewww!"



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    High school is a cruel place to begin with..


    Those are probably the same girls who call strippers whores but after a few drinks at a random party will fuck a stranger in the bathroom down the hall
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    ^Exactly. If a man gets married, has a kid, but realizes that he's gay, is he bi because he's had sex with and been married to a woman? NO. I slept with a woman, but didn't like it. I am totally straight. Nothing but hot, pulsating, throbbing cock will do it for me. Sexuality is a state of mind. You can't help it when you're attracted to someone. I have a lesbian friend who tried to have her lesbianism "cured" via electroshock therapy. It didn't work, but now she's finally comfortable with her sexuality.

    Oh, you're totally wrong about them having an aversion to pussy eating. They only eat pussy if their boyfriends are present. Oh yeah, they ALWAYS have boyfriends. I've heard excuses about how for them, women are more of an aesthetic, that it's a deeper love, etc. Hehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by X Evan X View Post
    High school is a cruel place to begin with..


    Those are probably the same girls who call strippers whores but after a few drinks at a random party will fuck a stranger in the bathroom down the hall
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    Tried and true, sister. They condemn strippers as whores, yet will lose their shirts, grind every guy in the vicinity, not remember who they fucked or how many, yet "I was soooooooo drunk," excuses it. Don't get me started on girls who like to "play stripper" for their guy friends. We profit from it, minus the stupidity and loss of dignity.

    No, this was in middle school, not high school. Bisexuality and "being different" become cool in high school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    I slept with a woman, but didn't like it. I am totally straight. Nothing but hot, pulsating, throbbing cock will do it for me
    Same. I had lesbian sex once, and I've never had any kind of urge to do it again. Just because I got really wasted and shagged a chick once, it doesn't make me bi.

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    I suffered the same shit in middle school AND high school. I can't wait for my 10-year reunion this year, because I'm a cool sexy educated bitch with a hot, interesting life... and they're all fat suburbanites, housewives and bank tellers with five kids each. Oh, I can't wait, I just can't wait!

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    And in a few years, they're all gonna be bitter, angry, out of shape, divorced mothers of three working a dead end job and stuck with a house with two morgages because they NEEDED a guy and said guy got sick of them and started haing affairs!

    (And has anyone else noticed how much meaner middle school is than high school?)

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    Those are straight up "Attention Whores".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    Nothing but hot, pulsating, throbbing cock will do it for me.
    Hellllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooo there


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    Quote Originally Posted by idreamofaislin View Post
    (And has anyone else noticed how much meaner middle school is than high school?)
    High school just sucked, middle school was like having to go to some horrible prison everyday, where everyone hated me for everything that was good about me, except that I was short for my age--which made me much more a target. I moved to Maine from Detroit just in time to suffer through the most depressing ordeal of my life.

    Now, of course, I could easily kill the guys that used to fuck with me, not that it'd be worth the effort. It would be funny just to see the look on their faces when I walked in the room--but it's too far to travel, and I'd rather let them just suffer through their boring lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I suffered the same shit in middle school AND high school. I can't wait for my 10-year reunion this year, because I'm a cool sexy educated bitch with a hot, interesting life... and they're all fat suburbanites, housewives and bank tellers with five kids each. Oh, I can't wait, I just can't wait!
    While we're on the subject of breeding moos, have you ever noticed that the the most vocal misogynists the most are these kind of domestic prostitutes/walking uteruses? The ones who own SUVs and SUV strollers and will bitch out anybody who dares to go back to work after having a baby, or bottle feeds, or hires a babysitter once in a while? If they're divorced, they'll often congregate at Starbucks and trade tips on maximizing child support. They're so miserable and bored that they want to pull down everyone to their level! Meanwhile, we free women have careers, power over our own money, and freedom. They dreamed of a nice house in suburbia, had delusions that being a housewife was and easy, unlimited source of money, cute baby Gucci and maternity clothes, security, etc. Reality isn't so sweet. Instead, they're stuck at home with no identity. Don't get me wrong, being a good mom is tough and admirable, but born-again mommies piss me off because their only identity is ______'s mom, anything before being a mommy was a waste, and they constantly berate you for not partaking in "the ultimate joy a woman can experience." Pfft, I see most of them frustrated because they feel stripped of freedom, and take it out on the kids. These same women claim that Childfree people are selfish and mean to kids! Pfft, at least I don't see kids as divorce inhibitors/fashion accessories/obligations.

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    Ew, Trendsexuals. I recently broke up with a friend that did this when we went out. I was not attracted to her (I'm bi) at all and she's straight, but she pressured me constantly to get all *hot fake lesbian action* just to get attention from random guys for drinks/sex.

    This is the same person who told me stripping is degrading.

    Then again, I don't like how some people assume bisexuality=trendsexuality. I'm not saying anyone here is, but if I tell someone I'm bi sometimes they'll be all "Whatever, every girl's 'bisexual' now" Or "You're doing it because it's trendy"

    Grrr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circe View Post
    Ew, Trendsexuals. I recently broke up with a friend that did this when we went out. I was not attracted to her (I'm bi) at all and she's straight, but she pressured me constantly to get all *hot fake lesbian action* just to get attention from random guys for drinks/sex.

    This is the same person who told me stripping is degrading.

    Then again, I don't like how some people assume bisexuality=trendsexuality. I'm not saying anyone here is, but if I tell someone I'm bi sometimes they'll be all "Whatever, every girl's 'bisexual' now" Or "You're doing it because it's trendy"

    Grrr.
    I actually threatened to punch out a friend because she was using me as a pawn in her ostentatious "bisexuality." Hey, if a guy friend grabbed my ass for whatever reason, nobody would blame me for it.

    Question: do bisexual men have the same stigmas as bisexual women? Are the trendsexual men as attention whoring as the females?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circe View Post
    Then again, I don't like how some people assume bisexuality=trendsexuality. I'm not saying anyone here is, but if I tell someone I'm bi sometimes they'll be all "Whatever, every girl's 'bisexual' now" Or "You're doing it because it's trendy"
    When everybody's doing it, it becomes difficult for the average joe to tell the difference



    My junior high experience wasn't bad at all (well except getting trash canned in 7th grade for being the smallest kid in school, but after that, I had plenty of friends and had a good time at school). But high school sucked ass. I was a slut because I was the new girl, had big tits, and all the boys wanted to fuck me

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    They make me SEETHE. Seriously.

    The girl I dated for FOUR EFFING YEARS did that. I was the first and only girl she dated. Then she would flirt with a few other girls.... then... the only time I ran into her after we had split up (due to distance while I was in college) she actually said to some guys... IN FRONT OF ME.... "oh, I don't do the girl thing. I've only ever liked guys" to impress them (They were interested in her, not her plus one). So after that I started asking around... turns out that mostly everything she was into was because her current friends were into it. Mmmhmmm.


    It still makes me mad, and we've been broken up for (just about) 10 years now.


    AND I hate it when I get called trendy. "Oh, yer bi, you have a navel ring... what's next, you're into Atkins* and Paris Hilton?" I've gotten that a lot over the years. And it annoys me. I've been PANsexual for 16 years. OPENLY so. Not a trend. Pre trend. Eat asshole, you assuming doucheboxes. Hell, I've even had my navel piercing for 11 years now. Pre trend too! AND I got it pierced with a 10g... which is not the trendy lil 14 or 16g, nor do I have the dangley jewelry that's in cause they don't come in 10g! So effing shaddup already.

    Sorry... I get steamed so bad.... ugh!



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    Quote Originally Posted by idreamofaislin View Post
    And in a few years, they're all gonna be bitter, angry, out of shape, divorced mothers of three working a dead end job and stuck with a house with two morgages because they NEEDED a guy and said guy got sick of them and started haing affairs!

    (And has anyone else noticed how much meaner middle school is than high school?)

    Bingo! I love running into folks from grade and high school now. I didn't really party or anything in HS, I was an art geek. Anyhow I went mostly unnoticed (grade school was a horror show however).

    Now?

    Ha! I win!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    When everybody's doing it, it becomes difficult for the average joe to tell the difference

    Oh, I know why people do it. It still doesn't change the fact they're ignorant blowhards.

    I mean even if one knows nothing about sexuality...telling someone outright they don't actually like what they like is just condescending assholery.

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    I graduated a semester early from high school, and it was the best decision I ever made. So what if I miss senior prom? It's only one night, and an overrated one at that. I got dragged to it by senior guys fresh, soph, and junior year and each one was exactly the same.

    I can't wait to see how all the "friends" who liked me because I was on the dance team and all the guys who took the Russian Girl to the prom just to try to be the one who banged her end up.

    You can probably tell I was a bit of an outcast, but no matter how hard I tried, the popular group refused to hate me. Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    While we're on the subject of breeding moos, have you ever noticed that the the most vocal misogynists the most are these kind of domestic prostitutes/walking uteruses? The ones who own SUVs and SUV strollers and will bitch out anybody who dares to go back to work after having a baby, or bottle feeds, or hires a babysitter once in a while? If they're divorced, they'll often congregate at Starbucks and trade tips on maximizing child support. They're so miserable and bored that they want to pull down everyone to their level! Meanwhile, we free women have careers, power over our own money, and freedom. They dreamed of a nice house in suburbia, had delusions that being a housewife was and easy, unlimited source of money, cute baby Gucci and maternity clothes, security, etc. Reality isn't so sweet. Instead, they're stuck at home with no identity. Don't get me wrong, being a good mom is tough and admirable, but born-again mommies piss me off because their only identity is ______'s mom, anything before being a mommy was a waste, and they constantly berate you for not partaking in "the ultimate joy a woman can experience." Pfft, I see most of them frustrated because they feel stripped of freedom, and take it out on the kids. These same women claim that Childfree people are selfish and mean to kids! Pfft, at least I don't see kids as divorce inhibitors/fashion accessories/obligations.
    You made me think of "Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion" where Lisa Kudrow tells one of these loser "mommies"...."I hope your babies look like monkeys!"

    I try not to think of all the townie losers I went to school with. The have proven they are not worth much, why should I spend any more energy on them? I almost feel pity for them... My life is great, a lot of them don't have much going for them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    They make me SEETHE. Seriously.

    The girl I dated for FOUR EFFING YEARS did that. I was the first and only girl she dated. Then she would flirt with a few other girls.... then... the only time I ran into her after we had split up (due to distance while I was in college) she actually said to some guys... IN FRONT OF ME.... "oh, I don't do the girl thing. I've only ever liked guys" to impress them (They were interested in her, not her plus one). So after that I started asking around... turns out that mostly everything she was into was because her current friends were into it. Mmmhmmm.


    It still makes me mad, and we've been broken up for (just about) 10 years now.


    AND I hate it when I get called trendy. "Oh, yer bi, you have a navel ring... what's next, you're into Atkins* and Paris Hilton?" I've gotten that a lot over the years. And it annoys me. I've been PANsexual for 16 years. OPENLY so. Not a trend. Pre trend. Eat asshole, you assuming doucheboxes. Hell, I've even had my navel piercing for 11 years now. Pre trend too! AND I got it pierced with a 10g... which is not the trendy lil 14 or 16g, nor do I have the dangley jewelry that's in cause they don't come in 10g! So effing shaddup already.

    Sorry... I get steamed so bad.... ugh!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Circe View Post
    Oh, I know why people do it. It still doesn't change the fact they're ignorant blowhards.

    I mean even if one knows nothing about sexuality...telling someone outright they don't actually like what they like is just condescending assholery.
    Yeah, but my comment was more a snide remark about the fact that "everybody" is bi now

    But relax. It will go back out of fashion soon enough I'm sure. As soon as the ignorant masses realize that it's no longer impressive, they'll lay off

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    I can't believe they did that to you! I remember being gay was this horrible thing to be accused of in school... But I've never heard of girls doing crap like that to another girl!

    Still, some girls never grow out of it. One of my friends from highschool finally came out to some other friends we had in common in highschool that she was bi... and the other girls (I don't really talk to them anymore) freaked out and dumped her as a friend. You'd think they'd grow up already?!
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    TrendSexuals...*gag*

    Like a few of you, I had a friend who decided to "show off" her Oh-I-am-so-bi-watch-what-I-can-do trick at a bar one night.
    It's no secret that I like girls...I always have for as long as I can remember, she grabbed my head and stuck her tongue out and began this come hither thing with it...so I did. But not like some twitty little bi girl pretending at kissing a chick...nope. I grabbed her by the back of the head, kissed her full on and firmly grabbed her ass with my other hand. Did the whole body lean in (what I've noticed, some of the trendsexuals are afraid to get physically close all the way around, it spooks 'em!)

    Then let go of her head and smacked her on the ass as I stepped back. Well she stood there looking like someone had just told her Mars was invading! Silly girl.

    And yah, I have ran into a few old classmates..... and yep, it was a rumor that I had the hots for a certain cheerleader at school... "Oh, you're bi?!?! AND a stripper?!?!? Oooooh!!!" Yah...Oooooh! Excuse me, you make me want to throw up and I just bought these shoes, gotta go.




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