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    Ok so people watching in Vancouver Airport... oh so fun(i've been sitting here now for 3 hours wondering what goes through peoples minds)... anyway this old dude is wandering around the food court screaming 'SAY WHAT?! WHO YOU!?" and other random fucked up jumble...

    He was just escorted out but hey it was the most entertaining thing i've seen all day...

    Scarlett... make your man show up sooner! LoL

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    Sounds like a typical day on Hollywood Blvd., LOL!

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    Sounds like the homeless man who would pee and fondle himself in public at the bus stop in Tucson.

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    Crazy people are everywhere! I have two living in my neighbourhood.

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    Too bad you missed my act at DFW Airport back in the days when the Hare Krishnas took over the place.

    I'd offer them cigarettes, with the filter torn off and the ends twisted (You know what that looks like)...They'd smile and say "No! No! I'm on a spiritual high!" to which I'd reply, "Me too!"

    Then one day I was hit by Divine Inspiration. I'd seen a TV news item about a guy in Dallas that would put a pie in the face of whomever you designate, for only $75.

    I arranged the pie hit, and about a dozen of us waited and watched. The krishnas were harassing people waiting in line to get tickets. The hitter came in, white top hat and tails. He looked like The Man From Glad. We gave him a standing ovation upon completion of the pie hit, and he refused our payment, saying this one was on the house.

    It was my finest moment in a career of arranging mayhem in public places. Now, I've descended to following old people around WalMart and slipping boxes of condoms in their shopping carts.

    Damn....I miss the old days.
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    I like your style!

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    I am no longer enamoured of the homeless insane.

    I got about 5 hours of sleep by Friday morning (yesterday), woke up at 10 AM and worked my ass off until 7 AM shooting the first third of my movie (well actually the last part, but it was the first of three nights of shooting). I was so exhausted. At 7:30 AM today (Saturday) I went to bed and passed out... only to be awakened at 10:30 AM by a long, loud, ranting soliloquy by the homeless hooker who hangs out in front of the store next door. She carried on for over an hour and by the time she shut up, I was awake. Fuck, I'm tired. Three hours of sleep... and I'll be at it until at least 7 AM tomorrow morning too.

    I'm going to kick her really hard the next time I see her. Fucking bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lwtex52 View Post
    Too bad you missed my act at DFW Airport back in the days when the Hare Krishnas took over the place.

    I'd offer them cigarettes, with the filter torn off and the ends twisted (You know what that looks like)...They'd smile and say "No! No! I'm on a spiritual high!" to which I'd reply, "Me too!"

    Then one day I was hit by Divine Inspiration. I'd seen a TV news item about a guy in Dallas that would put a pie in the face of whomever you designate, for only $75.

    I arranged the pie hit, and about a dozen of us waited and watched. The krishnas were harassing people waiting in line to get tickets. The hitter came in, white top hat and tails. He looked like The Man From Glad. We gave him a standing ovation upon completion of the pie hit, and he refused our payment, saying this one was on the house.

    It was my finest moment in a career of arranging mayhem in public places. Now, I've descended to following old people around WalMart and slipping boxes of condoms in their shopping carts.

    Damn....I miss the old days.

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lwtex52 View Post
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    It was my finest moment in a career of arranging mayhem in public places. Now, I've descended to following old people around WalMart and slipping boxes of condoms in their shopping carts.

    Damn....I miss the old days.
    Did you forget to scratch out the bar code. Price check on line 1! Price Check! Condoms Mango flavored on Line 1!

    Priceless.

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    That man sounds a bit like this guy I saw last time I was in LV who was walking around on the Blvd in the middle of a late summer afternoon wearing a winter coat and hat and yelling out things to invisible people.

    So sad

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