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    Oh. Em. Gee. I've been reading dumblaws.com for like the past hour and it's RIDICULOUS what laws have been made in the US! Not to mention that many of them are still around to day (although not enforced -- sheesh)! Yall need to check it out!


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    Pennsylvania dumb laws:
    You may not sing in the bathtub.

    It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

    Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.

    You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.

    Nevada:

    A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.

    West Virginia:
    It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

    Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

    It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps

    Well, its no wonder why WV gets its reputation.

    Ohio:
    It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
    Now..just where would you find a wale in Ohio? Did the person who made this law actually KNOW where Ohio is?

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    I loved reading the explanations of some of these! Like, zoot suits are banned in LA, but only due to waste of fabric during WW2 and race riots.

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    Fl dumb laws:

    "One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.


    Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence.


    Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.


    It is illegal to sell your children.
    (is there somewhere in the US where this IS legal??)

    A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

    If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
    (damn...I'm going to have to start paying to park my elephant?)


    Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
    (I think this mostly just applies to Key West)


    When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

    It is considered an offense to shower naked.
    (umm....ok.....)

    Oral sex is illegal.

    You may not kiss your wife's breasts."

    Wow..I've broken a lot of laws!
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    This one might just pertain to Columbus. It's on the website under Ohio but I think I read it about Columbus somewhere. "Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public."

    Here's another gem I like for Ohio: "No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July."

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    Driving is not to be done while asleep.

    The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature.

    You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

    I can't say I disagree with these laws.... I also cant say I know anyone who has seen a whale out in the wilds of Tennessee.

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    Oregon Dumb Laws:

    1.(this one everyone still goes apeshit over and it is strictly enforced) Drivers may not pump their own gas.

    2. (This is from the state with the most strip clubs per capita in the US) An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.

    3. (love this one! Whoo-Hoo!) It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.

    4. (due to the large amount of rural highways in my state, this DOES happen all the time. Also, truckers leave gallon jugs of urine on the side of the street all the time, too.) It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.

    Montana Dumb Laws:

    1. It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon. (go figure)

    2. It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. (does Saw 2 count?)

    3. Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. (I bet it sucks to be employed at a tribal casino in Montana!)


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    Hrmmm... i'm in Mass...

    I apparently can't have a gorilla in my backseat.
    In addition I can't sleep on any refrigerators that are outside.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred View Post
    This one might just pertain to Columbus. It's on the website under Ohio but I think I read it about Columbus somewhere. "Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public."
    I think it actually says women can't wear patent leather shoes when they are wearing skirts (you know, cause our girly parts might be reflected onto the shiny shoes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post

    1.(this one everyone still goes apeshit over and it is strictly enforced) Drivers may not pump their own gas.
    yeah..the same in NJ...it's strictly enforced there too. when I moved to FL i had to learn how to pump gas! Full service gas stations are one of the few things I miss about Jersey...esp in the rain!
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    Well apparently its illegal in michigan to cohabit with the opposite sex and not be married.

    Butt Sex is illegal in several states

    Blow Jobs are also illegal in several states, even better....between spouses (sheeee-it!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheik View Post
    Well apparently its illegal in michigan to cohabit with the opposite sex and not be married.

    Butt Sex is illegal in several states

    Blow Jobs are also illegal in several states, even better....between spouses (sheeee-it!)
    Don't you just love the morality laws here in the good ol' US of A? I'm feeling a little bit micro-managed by my government.


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    Thats one of the reasons I love Canada.... uniform "criminal" laws across the country. Oh and blow jobs are legal as long as they are consensual
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    Great site, Sexkitten! You're in San Diego, too! We've got some great ones! I like:

    "Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses." (I mean, wtf does that even mean?!)
    "No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."
    "You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows."
    "It is illegal to sell gasoline to a drunken person." (that's probably a good one, haha)
    "Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited." (??)
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    Apparantly we are also unable to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a moving wehicle.

    And in LA, but still close to home, it's illegal to a) charge admission for a house party (wooo!!) and b) walk down hollywood boulevard with more than 2000 sheep in tow.

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    Woohoo! It's not illegal for me to speed!

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    Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
    It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
    Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
    It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

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