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    Default Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    They only come in sizes small, medium, large. Weird. I think that is hilarious

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    WTF??? that so weird there cute though

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    OMF*ing GEEEEE!!!

    At least they look better than the clear heel shoes at Wal-Mart.

    I know Target prides itself on being contemporary, but this is ridiculous...

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    Now thats funny!!! We can all now shop at target and have new shoes what a crock of crap- i have a feeling they wouldn't last in the club.
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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    I like this part:

    • Intended for indoor and outdoor use

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    They just shited on Walmarts newbie shoes.

    That's weird... I couldn't imagine running into a woman trying a pair on ( bonus points if she's wearing huge eyelashes)
    I would be nervous that my pastor would walk up on me trying them bad boys on.
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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    Haha. That's so amusing. What do the target people think when people buy them?

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    I tried to see what small, medium and large meant exactly and there is no explanation.

    Deb and Rave have better newbie stripper shoes at about the same price.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    That is hilarious. I agree, they should sell them for $9.99 because you can buy a new Ellie platform for $34.99.

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    Small, Medium and Large eh? Um Ive never heard shoes come in that size except when I was a baby or flip flops. Um ok yea thats gonna work. LOL Silly target stripper shoes are for real strippers - not the cheap plastic crap you're selling.
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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    I read in one of the fash mags that big heels were gonna be "in" this year. I wouldn't buy those for work. I'd bust my ass. I need a thick heel and a toe that won't tip.

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    Thats pretty random..lol

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    they're not 'stripper' shoes, they're SASSY shoes .. haha wtf that's so funny

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    Can you imagine all the non-stripper 15 year olds trying them on and falling all over the place? Ha... the first time I tried on a stripper shoe I fell, BOOM! right to the floor.

    BTW, at the bottom of the site it says that small are 5-6, medium are 7-8, and large are 9-10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyzenthflay View Post
    I read in one of the fash mags that big heels were gonna be "in" this year. I wouldn't buy those for work. I'd bust my ass. I need a thick heel and a toe that won't tip.
    That's good because it will be constant entertainment for ME whenever I see some woman/girl trying to be sexy and wear those shoes (or other stripper-looking shoes) in public.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hyzenthflay View Post
    I read in one of the fash mags that big heels were gonna be "in" this year. I wouldn't buy those for work. I'd bust my ass. I need a thick heel and a toe that won't tip.
    i read it too. saw an ad for donna karen stripper shoes.

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    Y'know, when I read the thread title I though, 'Why does bridgette need to target her audience for selling shoes?'..... and then it got worse from there.


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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    *giggles*
    I couldn't believe my eyes. Another reason why I love Target.

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    OMG. I can't even comment. I can't wait to see the little mormon girls with their moms at target here trying them on. Priceless.
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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    stripper type shoes have been on the runway alot they look amazing on the runway but i don't think it translate well into the everyday shoe. lol how funny I will laugh if i see anyone wearing those they are getting riped of to my new pleasers were 29.99 on snaz75.

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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    I love my stripper heels, but I wouldn't wear them ANYWHERE in public. Not even to a nightclub (how uncomfortable would that be for a night out? ick), and certainly not anywhere else.

    If I start seeing women walking around in these I'm going to laugh my ass off. It's just so silly. I am ready for the stripper trend to be over so we can go back to being mysterious and glamourous without little girls and middle aged suburban women trying to think they can be dancers. It's our secret club, they need to say out!
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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I tried to see what small, medium and large meant exactly and there is no explanation.
    Here it is, Paris! Available in women's sizes small (5–6), medium (7–8 ) and large (9–10)

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    Bwahahaha!
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    Default Re: Target selling stripper shoes! LOL

    You know I've always loved Target. And the moment I either see someone wearing them or trying them on, I'm going to bust out my camera, take a picture, and upload the image onto stripperweb!

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    maybe they are for the housewife tryingt o spice things up for her hubby....?


    funny as hell tho! ahhaha

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