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    OMFG, I fell outta my chair watching this...this dog is serious!!!! LMFAO!!

    http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=241714 duuuuuuude.

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    ooooomg that's sooo funny.

    Love it!

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    that dog just took his first step in evolution.

    now we know what the opposable thumb's really for.

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    OMG! Only from you, Vyanka!

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    I can't wait for the video when he figures out that he can lick himself down there too.

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    My....dear....lord........

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    I couldn't stop watching. The people in the video were saying that the dog was gay LOL. At least his owners know he won't be humping their legs any time soon.
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    OMG thats funny and kinda disturbing at the same time. Hey think of it this way he will no longer need to hump anyones leg.
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    Is that REAL?! Um ok it was funny but also really really disturbing. I'm glad my dog doesn't do that. He's neutered!!!!

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    ^ mine's neutered and he still tries.. on my elbow, no matter how many times i shake him off. another dog i know uses a blanket.. heh. neutering just bottles up the energy i guess.

    Love it!

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    My cat tries to hump me sometimes....its not the cute kitty kneading either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    ^ mine's neutered and he still tries.. on my elbow, no matter how many times i shake him off. another dog i know uses a blanket.. heh. neutering just bottles up the energy i guess.
    Well he hasn't tried anything so far. Maybe he's just content with licking himself?

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    He needs doggy porn.

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    :

    A mixture of disturbing and hilarious.
    DOn't even understand how he balances when he does it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post

    DOn't even understand how he balances when he does it.
    I saw a two-legged dog on the news once. He walked like a human. It was kinda touching.

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    I just hope nobody is planning on using him as a stud. Chances are he will want to touch himself and nap. oh, and eat. Can't forget food, how else will he have energy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    another dog i know uses a blanket.. heh. neutering just bottles up the energy i guess.
    you wouldn't be talking about Root Beer, would you?

    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    I saw a two-legged dog on the news once. He walked like a human. It was kinda touching.
    my dog (also RB) did that the other day. We were walking in the snow and his back paws were too cold, so he started walking on his front paws. It was a couple of steps. So weird. I picked him up.

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    awwww poor doggie ... he was just a little frisky wasn't he?? i've never seen a dog do that in my life, although i used to have a brittiany spaniel that would 'swim' in the grass. it was the weirdest looking thing, but i'm pretty sure he was just enjoying the friction.

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    I would be afraid to have a dog that horny. lol. Imagine if you're sleeping and wake up to that pooch fucking your face.

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    Funny Funny ! I wonder if he was watching the Monkeys at the Zoo . I will make sure my Dogs dont see this LOl .

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    Oh gosh. My dog once had a wet dream when he was a puppy. Like... to completion. His little hips were going, and then he woke up and looked SO confused, and we were all pointing and laughing at him.
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    OMG ............ That is soo weird!!!

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    I feel dirty after watching that lol.

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    LOL! And they say dolphins are the only species other than humans who have sex for pleasure!I think dogs have made the list!

    My little yorkie like to hump his stuffed kitty. He's not fixed, and this kitty toy is the only thing he humps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NatalieFRPhilly View Post
    I feel dirty after watching that lol.
    me too

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