LOL! I have heard of this holiday! But I didn't know there was a web site dedicated to it!Hahaha!




LOL! I have heard of this holiday! But I didn't know there was a web site dedicated to it!Hahaha!
What if your boyfriend doesn't like blowjobs all that much? K likes a little bit, but he almost never cums from just a blowjob... guess we'll have to have "Steak & Ass-Sex Day" instead.
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^^ I think you may have started something Yekhefah. There should be a chic day like "chocolate and cunnilingus day".
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
^^^ I think that's Valentine's Day. We didn't celebrate it here though.
LOL, Chocolate and Cunnilingus Day is already at least once a week in this house!



damn it now im hungry and horny! this was an evil evil thread...................
i know im gonna end up with a beef rib sticking out my ass................
Baby's, the OTHER other white meat!
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.............................................r ibs.
im damn sexy and you know you want me!





I bet all my gf is planning to give me is pi.
hmmm weird.
I was told it was "Eat shit, bark at the moon and Die you fucker. What the fuck are you trying to imply by telling me that you rejected piece of human shit!" Day.
People are not ruled by their memories.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
^^^ I got that line from a Jew once who actually worked it into the conversation. It was my freshman year of college and I was at a party at the Jewish frat, and we were discussing my conversion; he sussed out that I wasn't born Jewish (I was in the process of converting) and he asked, "So you don't actually have any Jew in you, then?" When I said no, he grinned big and asked, "Would you like some?" Big points for making it part of the conversation. I kinda wish I'd said yes. He was hot.
^^^Actually I recently got it from an Italian, too, who managed to work it into a conversation. (This time I said yes.) Hey, how about Manicotti & a Tossed Salad Day?
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





damn, can you be my boyfriend???meh, i think valentine's day has just become another hallmark excuse for businesses to make money; it's become another gift-exchange extavaganza and i think many people have lost sight of what v-day is supposed to be for; the meaning behind those gifts or other expressions of love.
Plus, some of us didn't GET any on v-day. dammit.
*sidenote* TECHNically, V-day should really be... all about the cunt. (and i say "cunt" in the most reclamatory, empowering way possible.) Nationally, it is a day to promote a stop to violence against women, and campuses everywhere perform "The Vagina Monologues."
indeed... much more effective when we make our own holidays. take out the gift-ing part and we suddenly need to think of more sincere and creative ways to show each other we care... (like oral sex and food. waaaaaaayy more personal than a freakin teddy bear or roses or shit.)
i do like the sex with an irish boy idea...what if you're both irish- can you kill two birds w/ one stone this march 17th? like, "Guinness and 'Lingus Day?"
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^^^My new favorite thing. Guinnilingus!
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





How about 69 day, that way everyone can have some oral have pleasure!
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
People are not ruled by their memories.
How about just "Rough sex tonight, and I'll get you Starbucks Coffee in the morning" Day?
Or
"I jerked off and now it's all over grandma's good china" Day
(That's what I did last march 14th)
People are not ruled by their memories.
^^^ Can it be Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf instead of Starbucks? Ithe Coffee Bean, especially their spiced chai lattes... Starbucks just tastes burnt. They over-roast, in my opinion.
I take my F&B extremely seriously. No point consuming the calories if you're not going to savor every single one.
Curly fries and masterbation Day. Oh wait, that's today!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
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