Remeber that thread a while back where we all listed the horrible stripper names? Well I thought it'd be fun to start one for some of the dumb ass rules that some of our clubs have. We all know that rules are important, but we all know some are just dumb, like these:
Worked at a club were you couldn't say Bitch in the dressing room. We could say hoe, slut, cunt pretty much anything else we wanted, but not Bitch. It was a 10 dollar fine if you were caught saying it. And get this, The dJ said Bitch all the time in the mic.
Another club if you don't sell five drinks, you owe the club 30 bucks, one time I sold 4, and they were like you owe us 30 bucks. I ended up buying the last one myself, and I don't even drink.
Same club you have to dance bare foot on stage 2 because it cost 1000 bucks, and they didn't want anybody's shoes to scratch it.
In Western Mo. Both of the clubs down there don't allow you talk on your cell phone, not even in the dressing room. In fact they would like for you not to even bring your cell phone to the club.
Well those are just a few. I can't wait to hear some of yours![]()




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