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    Default Dumb Club Rules

    Remeber that thread a while back where we all listed the horrible stripper names? Well I thought it'd be fun to start one for some of the dumb ass rules that some of our clubs have. We all know that rules are important, but we all know some are just dumb, like these:

    Worked at a club were you couldn't say Bitch in the dressing room. We could say hoe, slut, cunt pretty much anything else we wanted, but not Bitch. It was a 10 dollar fine if you were caught saying it. And get this, The dJ said Bitch all the time in the mic.

    Another club if you don't sell five drinks, you owe the club 30 bucks, one time I sold 4, and they were like you owe us 30 bucks. I ended up buying the last one myself, and I don't even drink.

    Same club you have to dance bare foot on stage 2 because it cost 1000 bucks, and they didn't want anybody's shoes to scratch it.

    In Western Mo. Both of the clubs down there don't allow you talk on your cell phone, not even in the dressing room. In fact they would like for you not to even bring your cell phone to the club.

    Well those are just a few. I can't wait to hear some of yours

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    i worked at this one ghetto club in Albany, and they had a bunch of stupid rules, they would give you a bottle of like aftershock or goldschlagger and you would have to sell 10 shots. i ended up buyin most of the bottle myself, just to get rid of it.

    the club i work at now doesnt have any stupid rules, but there are a lot of fines,

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    At Big Louies in MO, if the managers thought you weren't busy or you did something wrong, they would make you walk around selling hershey kisses for a dollar. We'd give em the chocolate, then peck em on the cheek or ear.
    I eventually quit because management drove me insance:p

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    the club I worked at had Panty night, which ment like granny pantys, no thongs or tangas, their excuse was it made us seem like "normal girls" and made us more approachable

    Put a little Magick in your night.

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    ^^ew! are you serious??? if guys wanted "normal" chicks, wouldn't they stay home with their wives??

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    If you call in sick it's a $300 fine, no matter what. Whether you have a dr.'s excuse or not. You don't even get a receipt for the fine either. And the way things have been going $300 is almost impossible to make in one night. No floorwork is allowed, no stage names, $100 fine if you don't take off your underwear (it's a nude club, but $100?!) Dancers aren't allowed to eat after 7pm, but waitresses, floorstaff and everyone else can, and they do. They all just mow down in front of us while we're drooling and chewing on a celery stick, cuz that's what we get to eat if anything.

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    At my club we are not allowed to sit on the arms of the chairs. Even when it's so busy there's no other place to sit.

    Another club I went to told me that I could ONLY wear a one-piece dress. A long one before 11pm and a short one after. NO idea why! It sure wasn't for class, as some of the dresses the girls there wore were BAAAAAAD.

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    No stage names kaiarose? So you have to dance under your real name? That really sucks. I like my real name, but it's nice to have the choice.

    Dumb club rules in clubs I have worked at:
    -One club didn't open until 5, but they made all the dancers be there by 3:45 pm. 3:45 pm until 2 am or 2:30 am is a long time to be at work.
    -Having to sell a minimum amount of drinks and if you don't reach your drink quota, you had to buy them yourself or your pay was docked (at clubs where they paid a base pay)
    -One club in Ohio that I worked at had a roll call where all the girls had to go on stage at 7 pm and then do a free table dance for a customer.
    -One club I danced at didn't allow any of the dancers to do shots at all-I can understand limiting how much dancers drink, but sometimes you want a shot and if a customer buys you a drink and doesn't want a dance, it's quicker to do a shot than to have to sit there and drink the entire drink.






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    Charging dancers 10% and up to cash in funny money

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    Had to wear a 'cover-up' over all bottoms when on the floor... like the skirts you may wear to the beach... even if you were wearing booty shorts that completely covered your butt. Looked completely stupid and usually if you did have some sort of skirt, it never matched the outfit you were already wearing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    Charging dancers 10% and up to cash in funny money
    That is by far, the stupidest rule we have as well. Simple solution really....

    "Ya know, instead of paying so much for that bottle of champagne, why don't we find a quiet corner to ourselves and you can just pay me for the hour, that way we can save you money and you can stay longer if you'de like!"

    Pssshhhh, silly club....tricks are for ho's! (heehee! That's my hubby's saying!)




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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    Charging dancers 10% and up to cash in funny money
    we have that rule, too.

    reading all these other dumb club rules makes me feel fortunate to be working at a de ja vu-owned club. most of the rules at my place seem to make sense. most of them.

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    we only had the panty night once a week, and usually only thte newbies worked so they started saying we had to work at least one every month

    Put a little Magick in your night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose View Post
    Charging dancers 10% and up to cash in funny money
    EEEK! Yes!
    My club charges the custies £12.50 for a £10 voucher, which is only worth £8.50 to the dancer and can only be cashed in after a week.

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    ^ whoa. that's insane!!!

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    If I listed every rule from our club that was stupid, I'd be listing almost all of them. My favorite one in terms of pointlessness is:

    If you don't sell the feature (dancing 3 songs and giving away "free" gift which causes you to dance one song for free) you can't dance for two songs, thereby costing yourself 2 dances. So, if you sell the feature you dance for free. If you don't sell it, you lose two dance opportunities. There is zero incentive to sell it, therefore girls rarely sell them. Then we get yelled at for not selling them. We do these features approximately 6 times a night on the weekend. Rather than give us any incentive, thereby making themselves more money, they yell at us, making us more spiteful and unwilling to try to sell.

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    yeah, i was just at big louie's. i saw people doing that dumb ass hershe kiss thing. If you sell 20 kisses @ 1.00 a peice you get 5 bucks. The time it would take to sell that many I could do a dance and get 20 bucks.

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    Wow after reading these rules I feel lucky. The only thing that annoys me are the signs saying we cannot have cell phones on the floor. Which isn't really bad, but I'd prefer to have it on me in case of emergencys. And I haven't seen them enforce it so far.

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    ^^^yeah I feel lucky too we have a $30 or $50 dollar fine if we skip stage.Also another one that bugs the hell out of me is this stupid rule in San Antonio where we have to wear pasties <<<that annoys the shit out of me.

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    at this old club...we had to sell a 10 dance minium. it was so stupid, because dances are 20 dollars...but we only get 10 bucks. if we didnt sell 10, we had to pay the day dollars to them for each dance we DIDNT sell. pff fuck that!

    anyways i think too many rules in clubs are STUPID!!!!!!!!!! we shud be in charge! i mean yeah some rules are okay, but really really dumb ones like the ones mentioned are horriable!
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    Wow kaiarose, i was going to complain that my club charges us $10 if we don't get naked by the end of our set--but $100. Most of the rules at my club make sense. One I really hate is when we bring a guy up to the stage because its his birthday/bachelor party and we have to be topless and give a short dance for free.

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    I would not complain over the 10&#37; laides. We are charged 25 % where I work. I shit you not. I'd gladly take 10% . Hell i'd faint

    and most of the rules im reading are fairly common, like the long gowns before midnight and short after . Some scores clubs do this.

    And the no shot rule as well ....very common. its where i work now. and personally I think its okay..

    the reason being I think its trashy to see women sitting around throwing back shots .Also there are far too many people that can't handle straight liquor. and you never know which is which till it's too late.

    I'm all about limiting drinks at work considering the sloppiness i've seen .

    I hate our big bottoms at work, but its a city ordinace. same with full latex breasts covers.

    I dont mind the gowns though. hell it's the least of my worries.

    the more stupid rules I've heard...

    1. no SITTING in the dressing room, now how in the fuck do you suppose we get ready?! It takes longer than 3 minutes to get ready and nothing worse than flat ironing your hair while standing for 20 minutes.

    2. No talking in the dressing room

    3. No chewing gum! what are in ..the 3rd fuckin grade?!

    4. No use of the "public toilets". which is total bs.

    ^ this applies to 3 and 4, if you cant trust your employees to not fuck customers in the public shitter or chew gum and dispose of it...you have HIRING issues .

    5. No touching of your boobs

    ( I agree with the NO licking of your tits.. so fucking tacking and the no touching your vag. again..tacky )

    6. no sitting at the bar unless with a customer.

    I do agree with the do not approach customers till they have a drink., no simulated beaver beating on stage, no talking about your drama allowed..

    There is a time and a place for everything. And there is no talent in being a skanky whore , there is however in being seductive. I wish more people understood this.

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    I worked in a club that did not allow you to sit down, AT ALL, for your entire shift! There were no chairs in the dressing room either. Thankfully they eventually gave up on that one. It was a smaller club, and when they tried to fine girls for sitting, most just walked, eventually they couldn't cover their shifts and were calling girls, begging them back.

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    no chewing gum... come on, we're all grown ups here!

    also, no fake tan. skin cancer or pale and interesting are the options. awful!

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    Not allowed to ask for dances.
    Being fined for calling in for whatever reason.
    Being forced to sell 5 non-alcoholic drinks or buy them yourself.
    Tipping the housemom 5&#37; of gross earnings.

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