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    LOL..no, it's not my next door neighbor. anyway, read about the antics that ensue once a soccer mom finds out her young daughter's new, skanky looking friend is a porn actress/whore (suitcase pimp included) who has appeared in such films as "Face Blasters".

    "Your child knew she was a porn star?" "Yes, and it didn't set off the alarms in my child and my child was raised with the right values," says the mother, who does not want to be identified. We'll call her "Lisa."
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    How old is this "child". I don't get the concern.

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    the alleged child is alleged to be 23 years old.
    Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    the alleged child is alleged to be 23 years old.
    Are you kidding?? That's hilarous! So this made the news?

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    Dumb bitch. At some point you gotta cut the umbilical cord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk View Post
    the alleged child is alleged to be 23 years old.
    Huh? Where did you see that? I'm not seeing that in the current version of the article nor any of the comments. I don't see an age, which is incredibly odd, as in, deficient journalism not to specify what exactly is meant by "child."

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