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    Default good come back line i invented tonight

    so this custy is saying to me, "oh, i can see pussy everynight of the week if i want to and for free!"

    so i turn around and say, "you can also grow your own vegetables, but wen you go to the grocery store, you pay for your food, so wen you walk in my club, you gotta spend money"

    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    good one!

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    Hehehe, good one!

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    good one! i have this tendency to come up with really awesome comebacks like 30 minutes later...it's saddening.

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    Haha I like that! Too bad I can never think of anything witty to say.

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    hahaha, that's a pretty good line!

    usually when a guy tries to say that crap to me, i'm just like "okay, good luck then!" these are the guys who try to impress you by acting like they're big pimpin' and too good to pay for strippers. that is a good line though... SPEND MONEY OR GET OUT!
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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    "IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY, TAKE YOUR BROKE ASS HOME!" - Glamorous by Fergie
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    I like that one-I can never think of witty comebacks on the spot, I always think of them after it's too late.






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    That's a good one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by blondhottie View Post
    I like that one-I can never think of witty comebacks on the spot, I always think of them after it's too late.
    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    good one! i have this tendency to come up with really awesome comebacks like 30 minutes later...it's saddening.
    Doesn't that suck when it happens?

    I probably would have said something like, "So go!" and watched him pathetically stay, or "If that's true, then why are you here?"

    PLs.

    Kudos 21stcenturyfox!



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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    He had that one coming

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    I would've said "then go home to your fat wife's pussy, jerk off!"

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    Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I would've said "then go home to your fat wife's pussy, jerk off!"
    Kaia!

    Hee hee hee .

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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    Yea, I'm a bit lewd sometimes! But hey if they can't take it then they shouldn't give it, right??!!!

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    Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    But hey if they can't take it then they shouldn't give it, right??!!!
    Word.

    That was just sooo funny K.


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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    ha yeah. i always think of good comeback lines also half an hour later. its like "UGH why cudnt i have said that at the time? it wud of been perfect!!!"

    anyways - wut a loser. wut the hell is he doing in there anyways?

    its like , "Ok tahts great. now move and make room for someone who isnt as fortunate as you, ok?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Windy View Post
    "Ok that's great. now move and make room for someone who isnt as fortunate as you, ok?"
    Windy, I think you've got yourself a comeback...


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    Default Re: good come back line i invented tonight

    Windy, that is a great comeback...I'm using it tonight lol. Priceless!

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    "(Cue impressed big spender face) Wow, you get pussy every night! that's so impressive! But, ya know (cue dumb stripper thinking hard face)....you don't have to give me a massage first. And, I don't fake having a good time." Smile, walk away

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