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    There is this guy that K and I are both friends with. He and K have a lot in common, and he's incredibly hot. I was flirting with him when K was out of town, sending dirty pictures back and forth and stuff, and I tried to get him to come over but he wouldn't because he really likes K and doesn't want to be that backstabber who fucks a friend's girl. I told him K wouldn't mind, but I don't think he believed me.

    So at the shoot this weekend, K casually mentioned to him that it was okay to sleep with me if he wants to. The guy just grinned and said, "Now I'm all embarrassed." We still flirted but it was the usual on-set flirting that everybody does.

    So what I REALLY want is a threesome with the both of them, but I'd settle for one good romp with this guy on his own. I'm afraid if I just flat-out throw myself at him, it'll be a turnoff and he won't do it. It's a delicate situation because he and K are pretty good friends and I don't want to mess that up. So how do I make this happen? Should I just get them both really drunk or something? Is there a way to finesse this? I've never had two guys at once, and I want THESE two guys at once!!

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    Default Re: I need to fuck this guy. How do I make it happen?

    WOW girl. lol

    I have no advice other than "DAMN!" and I am sure that they wouldnt mind.

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    I think he values your Fiancees friendship more than casual sex with you. Thats a good friend to have. Probably unusual in LA. Keep it a fantasy and do not destroy the good thing you have................

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    Okay, I'm going to suggest that if he hasn't pursued and both you and your boyfriend made the offer, THAT is probably your signal that he is not interested. I'm sure he thinks you're very pretty and all that, but not everyone WANTS to involve themselves in open relationships. Like "K not minding" may not be a good enough reasons for all guys to nail his girlfriend. For many people that is just not their thing.

    I know we're girls, so we're not used to thinking like this - but you know how annoying it is when your guy friend continually makes the insinuations and is trying to "finesse" you, after you've turned him down? Don't be that guy. You've put it out there.

    I sympathize by the way - I have massive stripper ego problem in that I have a customer I want so bad - and I think I've been pretty direct, and he didn't take me up. So I'm all "Okay, accept the rejection and move on". But deep, deep inside it is oddly hard for me to accept that he just might not be interested; I catch myself thinking "Maybe he just wasn't taking me seriously, or thought I was proposing, like a paid encounter or something." And then I'm all "No! Bad Jenny! Respect his decision!"
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    I love these threads of yours, Yekhefah! The one about your hapless & naive production assistant on a shoot awhile back just slayed me. I hope this one has a happier ending.

    As for actual suggestions, well, I was just going to suggest booze, but you're already ahead of me there. Other than that I got nothin', really. Though I am pretty sure that if the third party has any homophobic inclinations, he might not be persuadable.

    Okay, Dumb Idea: while doing the aforementioned liquoring up of him, could you invent a story - as an OBVIOUS joke - that you want your next project to be a porno with a MMF threeway in it? And then you and K start talking about how it would go, and demonstrating, and seeing if he could do some of the blocking . . . and see if it leads to anything? If all three parties have a sense of humor, it could at least get some laughs. And maybe some bonus Event Sex. But if it doesn't go over well, at least you can save face with an "Ohhh, we were just joking around!"

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    Yek you know I always root for you to score!

    But Sarge does make a good point..
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    Yeah. I think Jenny and Sarge right, unfortunately.

    Hopefully one day we'll all get drunk together and he'll go for it. He's a very horny drunk.

    Edited to add... I just saw this...

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    Okay, Dumb Idea: while doing the aforementioned liquoring up of him, could you invent a story - as an OBVIOUS joke - that you want your next project to be a porno with a MMF threeway in it? And then you and K start talking about how it would go, and demonstrating, and seeing if he could do some of the blocking . . . and see if it leads to anything? If all three parties have a sense of humor, it could at least get some laughs. And maybe some bonus Event Sex. But if it doesn't go over well, at least you can save face with an "Ohhh, we were just joking around!"
    That's fucking brilliant! It may even work. This guy would definitely at least find that funny and it would lead to some horsing around, if nothing more. The same guy dropped his pants and got a fake blowjob from a topless girl in my movie this weekend, so it's not like he's not a good sport. And there was a lot of lewd innuendo bouncing back and forth, so it's certainly POSSIBLE this method would work. Thanks for the tip! I'll let you know if I get a chance to try it out!

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    damn... i'm envious... a boyfriend like yours (from all that you wrote) was already hard to come by... now he's in a league of his own! however, that sucks that your ultimate fantasy pair is ALMOst within reach... but not quite.

    jenny is right, unless alcohol works... if both you and k have already suggested and insinuated w/ no response, i'd stop... but do try alcohol first.

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    Ok, I'm going to let you know how this HAS to happen. And it worked on ME. And it's just NOT my thing.

    Since you're readily available to both of these men, you have a great GREAT ability here. And since you're attractive and one is already playing "just the tip" with all 9 inches, you're 1/2 the way there.

    You need to wait till you're talking all hot with the non-k member. You've gotten him hot before, you can do it again. When things are going well, you need to get in front of him and K and tell him directly, no tone difference, that you would REALLY enjoy getting fucked by both of them, making direct eye contact with non-k.

    THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN OVER NIGHT, SO DEAL. It's a process.

    Now you need to get him you and K hanging around together a LOT to kill the lack of comfort. They'll both have laughed off your request but in the power of coy persuasion you can keep Non-k in a state of arousal even if he calls you out on it.

    Make with the kenetics, always touch if you are talking to him. K wont be upset about it, so he'll be able to see that. As you get your signs, be a little more touchy just don't progress until things get more and more personal between you two.

    Make it a point to have the 3 of you doing non-sex things as often as you can tolerate. While you're doing this, make sure you maintain a level of attractiveness and flirtyness with him. Go to the dungeon and have him meet you and K for food afterwards, I dunno.


    If you want this, you can initiate it. And it will pass through his head every night he grabs his dick to do his best impersonation of you that he could be on the ass-end of a Beef Yekurito.
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    Embyr, you are absolutely right. He's loving and affectionate, he cherishes me, he maintains a loving and supportive home; he just went way beyond the call to make my movie happen; he bears with my neuroses and loves me anyway; he's got a huge cock and fucks me like a porn star, knows exactly what I like and loves to give it to me; and he's completely not jealous and doesn't mind giving me room to play because he knows I hardly ever do it and I'll always come back to him. AND, he's a pretty damn good cook, he's smart, he loves to cuddle and read and we love the same good food, wine and books. I couldn't have mail-ordered a better man... if only he was Jewish, that's the ONLY thing I'd change. (Incidentally, the non-K guy in this scenario IS Jewish, but he's nowhere near as perfect for me as K.)

    I my K. He's my sexy baby.

    But back to the libidinous situation at hand, I think maybe you're right too, Mast. Maybe I'll just keep our friendly light flirting and try to hang out more often. K and he want to hang out more often anyway; they have a zillion things in common and it's hilarious whenever they get together. Even if it's four a.m. on a 12-hour work day on a movie set, you get those two together and it's like they're in the Frolic Room on their second martini, the way they riff. So maybe you're right and it could happen. I'll try to be patient!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I'll try to be patient!
    So many wants ruined by lack of that key key key ingredient.
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