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    Every guy asks, "What do I get back there?" when I am selling a VIP. Sales genius Brian Tracy calls this sort of question a "last ditch objection" and advises not to take it too seriously. It's like their last gasp before they buy. In our environment, some people are looking for "more" (they deserve a kick in the balls) while others just want to see how you respond before heading off to a room or buying tons of dances.

    When I hear, "What do I get?" I respond with:

    - the thrill of seduction
    - a story for your grandkids
    - a glimpse of heaven
    - a stiffy

    and so on ... Most of the time, I get the sale.

    My lines are running old. I need new responses. What other euphemisms could I use for fun in the VIP?

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    Default Re: snappy answers for "What do I get?"

    why reinvent the wheel?

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    Quote Originally Posted by StrayStripper View Post

    My lines are running old. I need new responses. What other euphemisms could I use for fun in the VIP?
    Well you just wrote it yourself...When they ask what they get, why don't you say, "a swift kick in the balls" laugh and then pull them to the back. LOL







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    - Time alone with me is not enough?
    - You get to wish you had done this sooner
    - you get to find out why every guy I dance for leaves with a smile

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    You get me all to yourself, baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    why reinvent the wheel?

    Agreed. Just go with what works.

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    You get me grinding on your dick.
    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." - Bertrand Russell

    "It's just a matter of people having low self esteem and being way too easily offended." -Random Guy on a Internet Forum

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
    In other words: Boo-motherfucking-hoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmiWMT14 View Post
    - you get to find out why every guy I dance for leaves with a smile
    i say, you get to see why i have repeat offenders essentially the same. works well.

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss_Luscious View Post
    You get me grinding on your dick.
    ooo... uh-uh. too tacky

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    "A lap dance you idiot"


    Kidding, but seriously what a stupid question, do guys think it makes them sound smooth or charming? WTF?

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    Default Re: snappy answers for "What do I get?"

    My favorite response to "What do I get back there?" is simply, "Hard."

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    "you get to have me, naked, all to yourself..... just you and me" when I say "you and me" I point to him and then me. Remember to nod your head when you say this or at least have a flirtatious smile.


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    Quote Originally Posted by $$$magnet View Post
    ooo... uh-uh. too tacky

    Works in my club...I guess it's the shock factor. They don't expect those words to come out of my innocent looking mouth.
    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." - Bertrand Russell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
    In other words: Boo-motherfucking-hoo

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    I 'm a little ashamed to say...but I once used this line...."I'll roll you out like cookie dough..that's why they call me Betty Rocker"....I wish I could say I was drunk when I came up with it....I had to think on my feet...LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symmy View Post
    I 'm a little ashamed to say...but I once used this line...."I'll roll you out like cookie dough..that's why they call me Betty Rocker"....I wish I could say I was drunk when I came up with it....I had to think on my feet...LOL.
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    I think you're lines are already great. I'll be using them for sure... I use "You'll get the time of you're life" or "The time you'll be thinking about every time you jerk off from now on" or if you want to be funny, "Bloody Mary and a steak sandwich" (from the movie Fletch).

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    Default Re: snappy answers for "What do I get?"

    -We'll play a nice game of parcheesi. Or maybe monopoly.
    -I'll let you smell my hair. No really - it smells really good.
    -We can hold hands and skip happily around the VIP. Maybe... if you're lucky we can sing a little song.
    -We'll have anal sex - and if you want, for $5 extra, I'll do ass to mouth.

    I don't know - honestly (and I realize this is silly) I find to be ridiculous and undignified to be all "this is how much I'll sexually stimulate you for $20". It's a dance, you fucking tool. You KNOW what you get.

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    when I get asked that question, I say " baby, you get to have the best hour you've ever had in your life"
    Then they say yeah, but WHAT do I get exctly?

    I say" Sweetheart, if I told you, Id have to kill you. I cant be giving away all my secrets. Then you wouldnt be suprised, so if you wanna know, your just gonna have to come with me and find out"

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    "A shmoke and a pancake."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    -We'll have anal sex - and if you want, for $5 extra, I'll do ass to mouth.

    I don't know - honestly (and I realize this is silly) I find to be ridiculous and undignified to be all "this is how much I'll sexually stimulate you for $20". It's a dance, you fucking tool. You KNOW what you get.
    so funny you said that!

    I use a similar line when I am fed up with being asked. "All anal, baby, all anal" They usually realize that the question they asked was sort of ridiculous and laugh it off. Works with a coy smile and a roll of the eyes.

    Another favorite I stole from a girl in Vegas "What do I get back there?"
    Response: "You've seen Fight Club, right? Well it's like that, what's the first rule of Fight Club? We don't talk about Fight Club, now come on"

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    Ok, so I used the little quip about anal and the guy's eyes got all big and he had a huge grin on his face and he said "REALLY?!" like I had just told him I was going to give him a million dollars. Of course I said no, not really and he got a bit disapointed. So I just went back to my old stand-by that I metioned earlier and he was happy again! I'll stick to what works, tacky or not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
    In other words: Boo-motherfucking-hoo

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    A Brand New Car!! (Okay, Jenny, you got me feelin' all goofy and stuff...)
    -or my personal favorite... A trip to Paris!
    -rewards points, if you use your credit card to pay.

    In all seriousness, I'll say something like "XXX Hardcore fucking." Then the customer will say "really?" and I'll wink and smile and say "No, not really."


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    I like the reward points one! I will have to give that one a whirl ...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    -We'll have anal sex - and if you want, for $5 extra, I'll do ass to mouth.
    bahahahahha. i love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    A Brand New Car!! (Okay, Jenny, you got me feelin' all goofy and stuff...)
    -or my personal favorite... A trip to Paris!
    -rewards points, if you use your credit card to pay.

    In all seriousness, I'll say something like "XXX Hardcore fucking." Then the customer will say "really?" and I'll wink and smile and say "No, not really."

    You could tell them they get: "Une Nuit A Paris"

    And, there's probably a few other lines here that would only work for you:

    http://codehot.co.uk/lyrics/num/10cc...ghtinParis.htm
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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