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    Hello girls (and guys as it may be),

    I recently found this website and think that it is fantastic. I apologize for not formally introducing myself before making this post, but I cannot seem to find the "Introductions forum" that is suggested at the top of my page. I must confess that I have never been to a strip/exotic dance club, although hopefully that will change soon! I live, more or less, in the middle of nowhere, and am not aware of any such clubs within a reasonable distance.

    But anyway, here are my questions. I would really appreciate as many of you as possible to take the time to answer these:

    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?

    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?

    4. What is your favorite videogame?

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?

    I look forward to everyone's answers. Thank you so much!

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    You must be blind then as the section you are wanting (the Introductions Forum) is called COMING OUT and you can access it at http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=148

    Plus some of your questions are random. Some have been answered a million and one times. Some are just plain irritating. Best of luck tho!

    I'm not in the happy sharing mood at the moment.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    You must be blind then as the section you are wanting (the Introductions Forum) is called COMING OUT and you can access it at http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=148

    Plus some of your questions are random. Some have been answered a million and one times. Some are just plain irritating. Best of luck tho!

    I'm not in the happy sharing mood at the moment.
    I apologize for this oversight. I saw the Coming Out forum and was under the impression that it was specifically for new strippers, not for a mere fan such as myself. I thought that surely if the Introductions Forum was referring to the Coming Out forum, it would simply be called the Coming Out forum. So I did a ctrl+f search for "Introduction" and found nothing. You will have to pardon my ignorance.

    I'm sorry that you don't like my questions. I think they are great! However, I am happy that you took the time to respond to my thread and wish you the best in all of your endeavors.

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    Okay, I will humor you.

    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
    - Respect for women
    - Acceptance of my independence
    - Intelligence
    - An amount of attractiveness that at least reflects the fact that he cares
    about taking care of himself
    - Appreciation of work ethic


    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
    - Yes, dancers sometimes do lead their customers on. Whats the fun of
    spending money on a dancer if you don't feel like she likes you at all?

    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
    - I've never heard a good "pick up" line. Ever. I've had a few that I've
    enjoyed laughing hysterically at later.....but good? No...

    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    - Nintendo 64 Mario, and the first Mario Party

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    - A cave! Is that a trick question? I like caves.

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    Excellent! Thank you for your response. I have a follow-up for a couple of these if you don't mind.

    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
    - I've never heard a good "pick up" line. Ever. I've had a few that I've
    enjoyed laughing hysterically at later.....but good? No...


    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    - A cave! Is that a trick question? I like caves.
    3. If you were to choose one of the following pickup lines, which would it be?

    a) "You look like dessert. I'd like to put you in a dish and eat you up." or

    b) "You have a pretty nose. If I collected noses, I'd put yours on top of the good pile."

    5. I apologize as this question was somewhat unclear, although it is not a trick question. I meant, what do you see inside the cave? It can be nothing, or any number of things. Completely up to your imagination.

    Once again, thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post

    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
    Braidable body hair.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
    Never. I tell them right away I want only their money. Then I kick them in the crotch, grab their wallets, and run.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
    Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ass!

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    World of Warcraft. Yeah, bitches, yeah....

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    PLs with bunches of singles. They follow hot girls everywhere.

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    I've heard a few good lines, but no good pick up lines. I'm not one to sleep with a stranger. A line needs to be spontanious, funny-ish, sweet, charming, and it needs to captivate me. it will be in dividual, never used before, and then you can have my number

    but in a pinch, be model hot, and just say "how you doin'?"

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    Go out there and ask these Qs to some potential candidates...got nothing to lose right? But anyways good luck to you.

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    rozz,

    Thank you for your reply. I especially appreciate the sexual innuendo. I just have one question: What are "PLs"?

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    Lola Rose,

    You mentioned that you've heard a few good lines (albeit no good pickup lines). Could you share any of these with me?

    Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    rozz,

    Thank you for your reply. I especially appreciate the sexual innuendo. I just have one question: What are "PLs"?
    Pathetic Losers... i.e. annoying and uncool strip-club reg's.... or a more ironic endearing term for all reg's.

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    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?

    In reality? Long hair. In the club? A fat pocket.

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?

    No - women NEVER lead men on. Ever.

    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?

    Sexo sexo, $5?

    4. What is your favorite videogame?

    FF7

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?

    Darkness - it's in the ground - duh.


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    Like Pooka before me, I will indulge you.

    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?

    Respect for my choices and my time. Clothes that I like. Cuteness of face and demeanor. An inability to be offended by gratuitous swearing and crude jokes, because all I talk about all day long are "motherfucking ass poop boners."

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?

    Yes. I lead my customers on. I pretend that I really like them when generally they are boring me insensate. It's not my fault that I'm such a good actress that they believe me.

    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?

    In a sense, the line, "OHMIGOD MUSHFACE BUSINESS, WHO'S THE MOST CAT?" is a pickup line, as I say it while scooping my feline. I believe it's superior to all other lines of its ilk.

    4. What is your favorite videogame?

    Monkey Island. Shit, remember MI? Are they ever coming out with a fifth one? Am I going to have to fuck George Lucas personally to make that happen? 'Cause don't think for one second I won't.

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?

    About a million bats, and I am conflicted with the desire to collect their guano for fun and profit versus my distaste for rabies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    4. What is your favorite videogame?

    FF7

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?

    Darkness - it's in the ground - duh.
    4. Excellent choice!!! Have you defeated the Ruby and/or Emerald Weapons?

    5. Interesting answer. Although I imagine that, depending on the size of the opening and slope of the path going in, it might be possible to see to some extent (assuming of course that it is daylight outside - which it doesn't necessarily have to be!)

    As always, thank you for the response!

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    Aww, this thread is cute, I wonder what the point is, but cute.

    Your name wouldn't be a Starcraft reference, would it? I dated a guy who was obsessed with that game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    4. Excellent choice!!! Have you defeated the Ruby and/or Emerald Weapons?

    5. Interesting answer. Although I imagine that, depending on the size of the opening and slope of the path going in, it might be possible to see to some extent (assuming of course that it is daylight outside - which it doesn't necessarily have to be!)

    As always, thank you for the response!
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    what is this for? are you trying to get ideas for good pick up lines to use in the club?

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    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?

    Respect for my choices and my time. Clothes that I like. Cuteness of face and demeanor. An inability to be offended by gratuitous swearing and crude jokes, because all I talk about all day long are "motherfucking ass poop boners."

    4. What is your favorite videogame?

    Monkey Island. Shit, remember MI? Are they ever coming out with a fifth one? Am I going to have to fuck George Lucas personally to make that happen? 'Cause don't think for one second I won't.

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?

    About a million bats, and I am conflicted with the desire to collect their guano for fun and profit versus my distaste for rabies.
    Great responses!!

    1. I have never heard the words in "motherfucking ass poop boners" all used together in one phrase. Is it bad that that turns me on?

    4. Sadly, at the time Monkey Island came out my interest in games was mostly limited to consoles. I have heard great things about this game though. I checked LucasArts website and found this link regarding MI5: http://www.worldofmi.com/thegames/monkey5/index.php (More or less saying that there definitely will be one but not anytime soon)

    5. I must admit I am not sure what guano is. I will have to research this.

    Thank you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RusCountess View Post
    Your name wouldn't be a Starcraft reference, would it? I dated a guy who was obsessed with that game.
    Indeed it is! This is an especially encouraging reply. You have piqued my curiosity...

    1. What race did your boyfriend play?

    2. Do you know what his battle.net username is/was?

    3. You say "dated" as in past tense. Did Starcraft have anything to do with the breakup?

    4. Did you ever play the game yourself? If so, what did you think of it?

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    d0 j00 sp34k l33t?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    Great responses!!

    1. I have never heard the words in "motherfucking ass poop boners" all used together in one phrase. Is it bad that that turns me on?

    4. Sadly, at the time Monkey Island came out my interest in games was mostly limited to consoles. I have heard great things about this game though. I checked LucasArts website and found this link regarding MI5: http://www.worldofmi.com/thegames/monkey5/index.php (More or less saying that there definitely will be one but not anytime soon)

    5. I must admit I am not sure what guano is. I will have to research this.

    Thank you!
    You're welcome. And FYI:

    5. Guano is [motherfucking] bat poop [ass] [boners].

    4. I want MI5 RIGHT NOW.

    1. No. My man sometimes pretends to be Mr. Rogers and that turns ME on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    d0 j00 sp34k l33t?
    Soooooo sexxay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan View Post
    d0 j00 sp34k l33t?
    I can't say that I engage in 1337 sp34k on a regular basis. However, whenever I do something well, particularly in competition with someone else, I sometimes catch myself saying "0wn3d" under my breath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
    being able to read without moving his lips (copyright emily)

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
    no no, not at all. she really likes you. it's not just about the money.


    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
    "I'd sure like to plow you tonight!" best pulled off when you are missing teeth and are wearing overalls with no shirt underneath. yep.


    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    SSX Tricky or Prince of Persia.


    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    i see your mom. and she's hot. "I'd sure like to plow her tonight!"

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheetahchick View Post
    what is this for? are you trying to get ideas for good pick up lines to use in the club?
    He's trying to get to know us, you know!
    (and rack up a decent post count!) lol!

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    Lola Rose,

    You mentioned that you've heard a few good lines (albeit no good pickup lines). Could you share any of these with me?

    Thank you!
    Ok, I was trying to be nice, and sugar coat. But I'll simplify....

    PICK UP LINES DON"T WORK!!!!!
    girls who get picked up aren't really getting picked up, they're the agressors!

    Confidence is what makes a "line" good. You don't sound like you have very much, so I'm not going to share them with you. They'd be ruined.

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