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    Well Zerg, you certainly are enthusiastic, so...

    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
    a. kindness
    b. physical attraction/ chemistry (this is not dependent on looks BTW)
    c. the way their mind works: inquisitive, analytical, thoughtful

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
    Our job is to entertain you, which means you probably want us to pretend we like you even if we don't. But we might actually like you as a person, so not always.
    BUT: we don' wanna date you. Sorry, you're our customer, and business is business
    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
    Here's a thousand dollars for being hot. Well, I haven't heard that one personally, but I'd sure like to!
    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    Ahhh the classic: Super Maria Bros 3 all the way!
    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    elves

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    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
    Intelligence, respect, sense of humor, attractiveness, LARGE PENIS

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
    Ey, does a bear shit in the woods?

    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
    As soon as a guy approaches me (outside the club), he has already made the wrong move!

    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    FF7 and Haunting Ground

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    I dont think I would just crawl on into a random underground cave on a deserted island....that sounds like asking for trouble. Do I have a flashlight? If I do, I would check it out first with the light before doing any crawling. Do I have a man with me? If so I would send him in first and then ask him what he saw!

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    I can't believe I just read this entire, pathetic thread.

    *yawn*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    oh troll, your low level replies bore me. *yawn*
    Chrissy68,

    I am sorry to hear my charm has failed to interest you. Do you have any advice on how I should construct my future posts?

    Thank you for any input!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    I'd go up and say hi. Pretty simple.
    Ok, hypothetical situation:

    You walk up to a superb-looking young man and say hi. He says hi back to you. What is your plan of action after this point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    Ahhh the classic: Super Maria Bros 3 all the way!

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    elves
    4. Very nice choice indeed. Next to Starcraft, this is possibly my favorite game ever. You apparently have great taste in videogames, and this is something you should be proud of.

    5. How many elves? How big are they?

    Thanks as always!

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    I'm not CorsicaFire, but here's what I'd do: initiate a conversation! Ask how his day is going, make a comment regarding our location or situation, anything!

    I have a quesion for you. Are these questions hypothetical or are they intended to help you pick up women? If so, are you trying to pick up strippers in particular? Or, are you just curious? Or, maybe you have another reason??

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    Are you high?

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    I wish POOKA were high whilst reading it. It would be worth a good giggle.


    3. If you were to choose one of the following pickup lines, which would it be?

    a) "You look like dessert. I'd like to put you in a dish and eat you up." or

    b) "You have a pretty nose. If I collected noses, I'd put yours on top of the good pile."

    Definitely the nose one. If someone told me they wanted my nose in a pile. I'd start humping their boots.

    5. I apologize as this question was somewhat unclear, although it is not a trick question. I meant, what do you see inside the cave? It can be nothing, or any number of things. Completely up to your imagination.
    - Then I see the keys to the jet I needed to get off the island, and a kabillion dollars

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    As for the elves, inexplicably, they were quite keebler-esque. I think I just want cookies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by echomadison View Post
    1. Intelligence, respect, sense of humor, attractiveness, LARGE PENIS

    2. Ey, does a bear shit in the woods?

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    I dont think I would just crawl on into a random underground cave on a deserted island....that sounds like asking for trouble. Do I have a flashlight? If I do, I would check it out first with the light before doing any crawling. Do I have a man with me? If so I would send him in first and then ask him what he saw!
    1. Interesting response. How big of a penis would you say is required?

    2. I will admit I have never witnessed a bear shitting in any vicinity, nor have I read any literature on the shitting habits of bears. I will do some research on this as well.

    5. Fair enough. Say you have a flashlight. You shine it into the cave - What do you see?

    Thank you for taking the time to respond!

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    I'll add to that: they were making Girl Scout cookies: Thin Mints!

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    BTW, you are a really weird troll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    Are you high?

    "just instruct me on how to become so if i am not. or maybe instruct me on how to act so as one does not think i am high. thanks as always."

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    I can't believe I just read this entire, pathetic thread.

    *yawn*
    Once again, I am sorry that my thread has failed to interest you. However, I do think it is laudable that you took the time to read through it, and commend you on being a trooper!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post

    "just instruct me on how to become so if i am not. or maybe instruct me on how to act so as one does not think i am high. thanks as always."
    AHAHAHAHA! He really does sound like a "bot"

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    I've been reading this whole thread and its just like , but quite amusing at the same time. So who wants to get high?

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    ill smoke a joint and pour some liquor for my homies..

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post


    ill smoke a joint and pour some liquor for my homies..
    Whoo-hoo! Save some for me please! (closest thing to smoking a joint I could find)

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    I have a quesion for you. Are these questions hypothetical or are they intended to help you pick up women? If so, are you trying to pick up strippers in particular? Or, are you just curious? Or, maybe you have another reason??
    Of my original five questions, only the last one is hypothetical (by necessity, I would imagine...unless anyone here actually has experience being on a deserted island and entering a cave. In which case, I would love to hear about it!).

    As far as my motives go, in a nutshell, I am curious. And I thank all who have replied so far for satiating that curiosity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilyLove View Post
    I'll add to that: they were making Girl Scout cookies: Thin Mints!
    Excellent choice, I love the Thin Mints as well.

    Did you know that in 2007 they are introducing a new Girl Scout cookie called "Lemonades"? They are to be stamped in the shape of a sliced lemon, with tangy lemon icing. I can hardly wait!

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    IMO his trollin behind is just trying to get us to give him free time so he doesn't have to pay for it IRL.

    *from here forth you must pay $5 to ask questions. enter your credit card info below and donate to the site. thanks for playing.*

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    Whoo-hoo! Save some for me please! (closest thing to smoking a joint I could find)
    you didn't see this guy?


    and there's the trippy guy


    and there are a bunch of drinking ones....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily View Post
    you didn't see this guy?


    and there's the trippy guy


    and there are a bunch of drinking ones....
    Whoa we have a bong! No I didn't but I've been up a while and my eye's start to hurt when lookin at my computer for prolonged periods. And this being SW I can't go to bed now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    Ok, hypothetical situation:

    You walk up to a superb-looking young man and say hi. He says hi back to you. What is your plan of action after this point?
    I'd probably try to find common interests. If he's as into cars as I am, he's automatically in- for the time being.

    I don't know anymore. When I was single guys usually came up to me. And now that I'm married I don't think about it anymore.

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