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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    Sup Bro?
    Bah!

    I love you Chrissy.

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    Default Re: A few questions for all strippers

    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man? Looks, intelligence, understanding, open-mindedness.

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on? Of course, though I never have. I'm a complete prude.

    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard? I've never heard a good pick up line.

    4. What is your favorite videogame? Maybe Sonic The Hedgehog or Streetfighter II.

    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see? How the fuck should I know?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CorsicaFire View Post
    Bah!

    I love you Chrissy.

    and i you, beautiful CF!
    your avatar totally makes me smile miss in-love!

    Love it!

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    *blinks*

    This thread...

    Is by far...

    The worse one...

    Yet...

    'Sup Bro? was soooooooooooooo much better... hell even TK was better

    This is just retarded and a waste of web space.

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    fo' shizzle.

    Love it!

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    Here's a great pickup line, among other classics recommended to some poor lonely guy in this forum for porn hackers, by an Italian lawyer (well, so he claimed to be) who was trying desperately to steal my girlfriend whom I brought into the forum.

    "You are so beautiful, I feel as though a rock has fallen from the sky onto my head!"
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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    thats a total neg. (negative compliment)
    apparently the mystery method of picking up women is based around those (negs)..

    what a tool. doesn't he know you are so much cooler than him, being that you are Djoser? durhhh italian lawyer guy!

    Love it!

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    Oh brother. ANOTHER one

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?
    In the club: MONEY. LOTS OF MONEY.
    In real life: A big dick. Nice hands. Dark skin and hair. Nice fat lips.
    But since you asked this to STRIPPERS, you are a PL and all I want from you is MONEY. Besides, if you had the other qualities I named, you wouldn't be here posting this crap.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    2. Is it true that some dancers sometimes lead their customers on?
    Yes. Duh. I can tell just from your first post that you would be one of those guys who gets led on.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?
    "Sorry, I wasn't aware of the circumference of the table base so I misjudged the distance to push the chair back."
    Seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    I'm a pac-man and donkey kong kid.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?
    I wouldn't just decide to crawl into some random cave on a deserted island. I'd find a big stick and poke around first. But I'd rather find a big dick to poke around with

    Quote Originally Posted by pheno View Post
    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    thats a total neg. (negative compliment)
    apparently the mystery method of picking up women is based around those (negs)..

    what a tool. doesn't he know you are so much cooler than him, being that you are Djoser? durhhh italian lawyer guy!
    No, Chrissy, he was just using the dumbest metaphor for being smitten ever. This happened 3 years ago. He gave this lonely guy two long lists of the dumbest pick-up lines, each one was funnier than the last, we were laughing insanely when we read the list. The language difference made them funnier, he wasn't quite fluent with English. Maybe they would have been suave in Italian.

    I was just imagining this poor lonely dude he was trying to help being humiliated when he tried some of the lines and got the inevitable reaction.

    On the other hand, if the girl had a sense of humor some of them might have worked, lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheetahchick View Post
    what is this for? are you trying to get ideas for good pick up lines to use in the club?
    I am also very very curious as to the point of all these questions.

    Call me jaded. Call me cynical. It looks like you are wanting advice on how to date strippers without coming out and saying it obviously... and you seem to have alot of questions.......plus why us in particular? Are you conducting some sort of research for some sort of study or something?


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    Ack, I love your avatar GCG!

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    Just changed it. I dunno. Moment of inspiration ! Got sick of looking at myself and rather look at my darling Queen whilst she is with me both online and off-line. She looks better IRL naturally!

    You can JUST see the pink soft claws I have recently had put on her paws since she doesn't look after her claws anymore. Her normal claws were rather 'ratty' looking and I figured this might help her be more comfortable since she doesn't look after herself as much anymore (due to the cancer).

    Now back to the troll.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?

    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?


    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    Oh yeah there are dancers that will lead customers on. But then again, the guys for the most part WANT the girls to act like that their interested in them and love dancing erotically for them...

    Favorite videogame I'm playing right now: Dragon Quest 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZergRushkekeke View Post
    I am sorry that you feel that way. I feel like I would truly make the most of these lines that you have stashed away. I like to think I exude confidence. My APM may be a bit on the low side, but I didn't rack up thousands of wins over battle.net by being a low-confident underachiever.

    But as always, I appreciate your thoughts!
    omg! at least the sup bro put up a decent fight.... that was pathetic.

    and, um.... thousands of wins at an internet game doesn't mean you could pick up a chick, espically one with the same level of quality we have here on SW! duh!

    you should try this site:
    and this:

    and um, are you a SC customer? b/c this site is for dancers, custys, and those otherwise involved in ^ those topics.

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    let me guess, this guy reads a lot and plays a lot of online gaming and wants to know if he would come across a total loser and not even be able to get the attention of a stripper should he ever enter a strip club.

    no?

    ok.

    1) its really very simple: Big heart, Big smile, Big dick.

    2) you have something i want, i will pretend to be what you want to get what i want. its how all relationships work dear.

    3) only losers use pick up lines. and no "how to date a stripper" wont get you anywhere.

    4) red alert.

    5) hopefully a light at the end of the tunnel...
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    1. What qualities, in order of importance, do you look for in a man?

    well, you asked, so here you go specifically:

    *ridiculously attractive to me
    *over 6'
    *decent sized hog - and knows what to do with it
    *drug-free
    *intelligent - in both verbal, numerical and emotional areas
    *funny
    *calm - won't yell at me no matter what happens
    *accepting of who i am and how i live my life
    *must like music... like, really like music
    *communicative (no strong silent types for me any more)
    *ambitious
    *talented
    *charismatic
    *well-dressed
    *well-spoken
    *chivalrous
    *good cook
    *good cleaner



    2. Is it true that dancers sometimes lead their customers on?

    *Is it true? Always. With no exceptions.


    3. What are the best pick-up lines you have heard?

    no such thing. tho' the worst was: 'so, we gonna hook up or what?'


    4. What is your favorite videogame?
    * despise these things intensely


    5. You are on a deserted island. After some walking around, you notice the entrance to a cave going down into the ground. You decide to crawl into it. What do you see?

    *the cast of lost eating jam sandwiches?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    A rather unique species of troll we have here.

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    i imagine him like the taco kid from the simpsons
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    You all should be aware that you are being made fun of here:

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    I know, LordOfDabu. But I still have my "Self of Steam"*. See! Poof! I vain-sh now.

    (*Typical Typo From These Nattering Nebobs of Negativity. See: Last Troll Flare Up.)

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    The troll went awfully quiet..................


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    LOL, I got quoted on a gaming forum!

    My life is complete, I can die happy.

    *Waves*

    Hi guys!
    Last edited by RusCountess; 03-08-2007 at 10:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RusCountess View Post

    I sure will. From what I hear though, female gamers get treated like goddesses
    Yes, they do...

    One of my first jobs out of college was as Art Director for a fantasy and historical boardgame company. We would go to conventions frequently in order to publicize our products, and to sell them to consumers and distributors. There were very, very few women in attendance, and they were almost always as unattractive as the guys, who were for the most part a bunch of nerds.

    I will never forget this pair of extremely attractive women at one convention, one of whom was married to the owner of a Canadian game distribution company (which marriage I helped to destroy, but that's a different story, lol). Everywhere they went they were the center of attention, which is putting it mildly. The game nerds were totally smitten.

    The guy who owned the company was smart, even if he was a schmuck, and banging both the women until I came along. He sent them instead of going himself, and they wound up getting enormous credit concessions from all the various game companies, which were pretty much all owned by nerds. He ordered an enormous quantity of games, sold them in Canada at a great profit, but never paid for them.

    My boss at the time was one of the worst, he made a complete fool of himself, being especially smitten with the wife (his own wife being extremely obese). He got taken as badly as any of them.
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    Perhaps there is some method in Zerg's madness. When he started this thread, he was a "Newbie". Now, some 20 some posts later, he is a full "Member!" Wow! Pryce, perhaps you ought to revise the algorithm that assigns membership categories to people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordOfDabu View Post
    You all should be aware that you are being made fun of here: http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gen...topic=34027071
    it's ok, we're making fun of him too.

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