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    So, I'm on stage and this middle-aged, gray haired guy sits down. No biggie, he had a stack of ones and seemed very pleasant. I did my little boobie shake and my la di da and stuck the side of my thong out for a tip, after he put the dollar in I turned to the other side and said, "Don't you want to even me out?" as I typically do. He made some smartass remark about the dance not being worth two bucks as he was tipping the second one.

    After I got off stage and had my clothes back on I walked over to his table and laid a one dollar bill on his stack of money and said, with a saccharine smile and an equally sweet tone, "I just wanted to say I'm sorry you didn't feel like you got your money's worth. I know a dollar is a lot these days and I would hate for you to feel you got taken advantage of at our club."

    He got so mad! He said, "Don't try to degrade me blah blah blah," and by then I was just walking away and laughing. I turned and said, "Honey, I think you need that dollar waaay more than I do." I could hear him saying something as I walked, but I never turned back around. I wish we had it on video, it was really a priceless moment.
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    Good for you!! Aren't those moments the best?!

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    Nice one!!

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    He sounds like he hasn't got a clue. But i would have kept the dollar

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    nice one!

    Love it!

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    Don't degrade HIM?!?! Bwahahahahaha
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    haha awesome man!!!! *high five* and yes kaiyla - those moments are the best! weee!

    yeah the other day this guy threw a fucking dollar at me..not like "make it rain" but threw one - it was shaped like a cone! i was like "ow!" and threw it back at him!!!
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    Awesome girl!!! Classic story!

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    That is soooo a Bridgette move. HAHAHAH!!! Right on girly

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    What a a-hole! Good on you girl! It wasn't worth two dollars. WTF??

    It's 2 dollars man! Do you go to the grocery store and complain about the cost of milk saying it isn't worth the money you pay for it? Oh what-the-fuck-ever! LOL!!!


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    I don't do it often, but I RELISH the moments I give "refunds" with a wry remark. SO empowering, isn't it? That was a particularly juicy comeback, there, Andygirl!
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    i love these stories!

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    Wow, even I stage tip more than 2 bucks when I go to SC's and I'm a chickie.
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    It's a good thing you gave him his dollar back....now he can afford those anger-management classes and a better psychiatrist. He's a winner ...He's number one in the middle finger sense.

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    ^ haha, ditto. Isn't it such a satisfying feeling making a creep feel like poop... almost as satisfying as digging my stilettos in their balls.... muahaha.
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    Good for you And what a jerk he was. Apparently HE needs the dollar more if he was bitching about it.

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    What a cheap ass. I love putting guys like that in their place! Way to go!
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