So, I'm on stage and this middle-aged, gray haired guy sits down. No biggie, he had a stack of ones and seemed very pleasant. I did my little boobie shake and my la di da and stuck the side of my thong out for a tip, after he put the dollar in I turned to the other side and said, "Don't you want to even me out?" as I typically do. He made some smartass remark about the dance not being worth two bucks as he was tipping the second one.
After I got off stage and had my clothes back on I walked over to his table and laid a one dollar bill on his stack of money and said, with a saccharine smile and an equally sweet tone, "I just wanted to say I'm sorry you didn't feel like you got your money's worth. I know a dollar is a lot these days and I would hate for you to feel you got taken advantage of at our club."
He got so mad! He said, "Don't try to degrade me blah blah blah," and by then I was just walking away and laughing. I turned and said, "Honey, I think you need that dollar waaay more than I do." I could hear him saying something as I walked, but I never turned back around. I wish we had it on video, it was really a priceless moment.![]()



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And what a jerk he was. Apparently HE needs the dollar more if he was bitching about it.


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