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    Default Stripper robs bank..

    Well isnt this lovely...

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    Default Re: Stripper robs bank..

    it's always the most innocent of us it seems that do the most crazy things

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    Default Re: Stripper robs bank..

    I thought we were supposed to make bank, not rob them. (Ooooh, bad pun)

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    Default Re: Stripper robs bank..

    if she was cute on stage like the artical implys why would she need to rob a bank.

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    Default Re: Stripper robs bank..

    hahah the pun was CUTE

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    Default Re: Stripper robs bank..

    Notice how the Title has "Stripper" in it, like your job matters when you rob a bank.

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    So...I get the feeling this article is saying "She's a stripper, so this shouldn't shock us as much."

    Why don't they just come out and say it?

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    I've been following this story. How they robbed the bank and then went to get their hair done and joked about the incident. This just ads to the stereotype. I can't wait for the headline -"Stripper Wins Nobel Prize!" Then people can shut their mouths. I know I'm seriously dreaming.
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    jesus christ ..

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    Why why why?

    On the positive side, they were smart enough to know that banks have money.

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    Wow. As if you guys don't already get enough bad publicity. I wonder if they're any good at pole dancing? If not, they're going to have a lot of bars to practice on. (Sorry...bad joke)

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    Oh geez, was she on drugs? I'm sooo surprised. Since, ya know, it seems like it was so well thought out.

    If they didn't put out the s-word, half of their audience would have become disintersted already.
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    Default Re: Stripper robs bank..

    look at the bright side ... at least no 'baby daddys' or multiple sperm samples were involved so far.

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    heh... one day TM... one day...

    Love it!

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    i'd like to bring up another point that i hope people realize... umm, what percentage of grand larceny thieves are FEMALE to begin with??? helllooooooo.....???? umm, like, 5%?? yes, it's growing, but STILL... very very very small percentage compared to men. so, it already is newsworthy because it's a woman... any other dirt on her is just icing on the cake... any super 'low-rent' job or super 'high-class' job would have received equal treatment in the tabloids after a prank like this... if she was a mutual funds manager, doctor, secretary, stripper, waitress, you name it... something to add to the story and to her being a woman committing a major crime.

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    ^^Maybe. But the "stripper" thing always gets totally blown out of proportion. I saw a newsbrief about it and they were saying "later on we'll tell you what these two VERRRRY YOUNG (flashing pics on screen) women might have been doing before they robbed ___ bank!" Making it soooo titillating. So the bank robbery wasn't even the big story - it was the fact they were strippers. That was the first I'd heard of the story and I just KNEW they were strippers from the way the news intro'd it

    Usually when it's someone in a high end profession it's described in more of a "you wouldn't think THIS person would do such a thing" kinda way, and then proceed with the story - concentrating more on the actual story thereafter. But when it's a stripper they just go nuts on the stripper thing, as if THAT is the main part of the story

    I can just see the journalist fucks salivating like rabid dogs when they hear "stripper" in any story. ugh

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    You'd think the world had never encountered strippers before. Oh, that's right; we're magical creatures of the night!

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    Wow, times must be really hard on the boulevard if dancers are hitting up banks now. I know it has been slow at the clubs, but SHIT!

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    Well, with this new saucy twist added to an already bizarre story, you just KNOW that a movie about these two is in the works. Right after they get interviewed by Geraldo Rivera from prison.

    Of course instead of them being captured without incident, it'll have a Thelma and Louise like ending.
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    interesting, i actually saw a thing on tv about the "barbie bandits" and i was like oh my god how gay. haha.

    guess they finally figured out who these girls were

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    Now, I don't think it's right to rob banks or anyone for that matter, but these bitches are dumb! They only robbed the bank for like a little over 500 dollars according to the article. They could make that in one night.

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    " They only robbed the bank for like a little over 500 dollars according to the article. They could make that in one night"

    Thats what I'm puzzled about. And HOW could they splurge @ Gucci and get their hair done with $500? Geez, what can you get for 500 @ gucci, a half a pair of socks?!? Split 4 ways, ha! She's half as bad @ applying makeup as she is robbing banks, enough bags under those eyes to carry groceries.

    I know the industry is taking a downfall, but DAYUM..............

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    The article said "significantly more than $500". That could mean anything, but significantly more means more than just a little over $500.

    Also, most states have a dollar value limit on what constitutes a misdemeanor vs felony on theft. In some states it's $250, some it's $500, others may be different as well. So I took that line in the article to mean they definitely stole enough to constitute felony theft charges....

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    ^I hope so ^

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