Well isnt this lovely...
Well isnt this lovely...




it's always the most innocent of us it seems that do the most crazy things
I thought we were supposed to make bank, not rob them. (Ooooh, bad pun)
if she was cute on stage like the artical implys why would she need to rob a bank.





hahah the pun was CUTE
Notice how the Title has "Stripper" in it, like your job matters when you rob a bank.
So...I get the feeling this article is saying "She's a stripper, so this shouldn't shock us as much."
Why don't they just come out and say it?





I've been following this story. How they robbed the bank and then went to get their hair done and joked about the incident. This just ads to the stereotype. I can't wait for the headline -"Stripper Wins Nobel Prize!" Then people can shut their mouths. I know I'm seriously dreaming.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





jesus christ ..![]()
Why why why?
On the positive side, they were smart enough to know that banks have money.![]()
Wow. As if you guys don't already get enough bad publicity. I wonder if they're any good at pole dancing? If not, they're going to have a lot of bars to practice on. (Sorry...bad joke)![]()
Oh geez, was she on drugs? I'm sooo surprised. Since, ya know, it seems like it was so well thought out.
If they didn't put out the s-word, half of their audience would have become disintersted already.![]()
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.





look at the bright side ... at least no 'baby daddys' or multiple sperm samples were involved so far.





heh... one day TM... one day...
Love it!





i'd like to bring up another point that i hope people realize... umm, what percentage of grand larceny thieves are FEMALE to begin with??? helllooooooo.....???? umm, like, 5%?? yes, it's growing, but STILL... very very very small percentage compared to men. so, it already is newsworthy because it's a woman... any other dirt on her is just icing on the cake... any super 'low-rent' job or super 'high-class' job would have received equal treatment in the tabloids after a prank like this... if she was a mutual funds manager, doctor, secretary, stripper, waitress, you name it... something to add to the story and to her being a woman committing a major crime.





^^Maybe. But the "stripper" thing always gets totally blown out of proportion. I saw a newsbrief about it and they were saying "later on we'll tell you what these two VERRRRY YOUNG (flashing pics on screen) women might have been doing before they robbed ___ bank!" Making it soooo titillating. So the bank robbery wasn't even the big story - it was the fact they were strippers. That was the first I'd heard of the story and I just KNEW they were strippers from the way the news intro'd it![]()
Usually when it's someone in a high end profession it's described in more of a "you wouldn't think THIS person would do such a thing" kinda way, and then proceed with the story - concentrating more on the actual story thereafter. But when it's a stripper they just go nuts on the stripper thing, as if THAT is the main part of the story![]()
I can just see the journalist fucks salivating like rabid dogs when they hear "stripper" in any story. ugh
You'd think the world had never encountered strippers before. Oh, that's right; we're magical creatures of the night!![]()
Wow, times must be really hard on the boulevard if dancers are hitting up banks now. I know it has been slow at the clubs, but SHIT!





Well, with this new saucy twist added to an already bizarre story, you just KNOW that a movie about these two is in the works. Right after they get interviewed by Geraldo Rivera from prison.
Of course instead of them being captured without incident, it'll have a Thelma and Louise like ending.
Former SCJ now in rehab.
interesting, i actually saw a thing on tv about the "barbie bandits" and i was like oh my god how gay. haha.
guess they finally figured out who these girls were
Now, I don't think it's right to rob banks or anyone for that matter, but these bitches are dumb! They only robbed the bank for like a little over 500 dollars according to the article. They could make that in one night.


" They only robbed the bank for like a little over 500 dollars according to the article. They could make that in one night"
Thats what I'm puzzled about. And HOW could they splurge @ Gucci and get their hair done with $500? Geez, what can you get for 500 @ gucci, a half a pair of socks?!? Split 4 ways, ha! She's half as bad @ applying makeup as she is robbing banks, enough bags under those eyes to carry groceries.
I know the industry is taking a downfall, but DAYUM..............![]()





The article said "significantly more than $500". That could mean anything, but significantly more means more than just a little over $500.
Also, most states have a dollar value limit on what constitutes a misdemeanor vs felony on theft. In some states it's $250, some it's $500, others may be different as well. So I took that line in the article to mean they definitely stole enough to constitute felony theft charges....


^I hope so ^
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