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    *dies of pain from PMS cramps*

    Oh my GAWD! It hurts! I read that cramps help prepare you for the pain of childbirth... omg I'm going to be on soooo many drugs as soon I go into labor! SO. MANY. DRUGS!
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    Masturbate. It will make you feel better.
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    I'm too tired to masturbate.

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    does a heating pad help at all? i was in your same position a week ago.....sucked completely. finally 6 advil at once and a heating pad did it...then kept up with the advil. hope you feel better....
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    I feel you Bella. I HATE pms cramps. Get into a warm bath or use a heating pad or something. I'm sorry about that. And over the counter pain medications never do shit for me.
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    Unless you want an ulcer do not take 6 advil at once...that's 1200 mg. The maximum dose is 800 mg every 8 hours. That's only 4 tablets at once. You could also try two naprosyn (Alleve) twice a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Masturbate. It will make you feel better.
    omg i totally do that to help my cramps .. i've never heard of anyone else doing it ... huh.


    BELLA: Don't knock being a woman. Every time I'm on my period I feel the same way, but then again, think about being a guy. You'd be all gross and hairy, and you wouldn't live as long. Being a woman is fabulous .. with the right pain relievers, lol HOPE U FEEL BETTER!!

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    Ibuprofen doesn't work for me, neither does Midol. Try Naproxen Sodium.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bella21 View Post
    I'm too tired to masturbate.

    Ibprofun is my friend.
    Sometimes you just have to play through the pain. Seriously - I wasn't being facile - orgasm does help with menstrual cramps. It causes the pertinent internal muscles to contract and relax or something. Do it - even if you're tired and don't feel like it (just don't make a big production - most people can do themselves in under 3 minutes if they're serious about it.)
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    i masturbate anytime im sick, it really does make me feel better.

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    My cure for PMS cramps: Alot of masturbation and alot of weed. Seriously. It's the only thing that helps me.

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    Work out, as soon as the painkillers kick in. You'll be running down the street & doing sit-ups going "Wheeee, WHAT cramps?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post
    My cure for PMS cramps: Alot of masturbation and alot of weed. Seriously. It's the only thing that helps me.
    That's my remedy for hangovers!

    The cramps have come and gone all day. I was too busy to take the time to take care of myself... and now I'm off to work... Oh, I could totally come in three minutes right now! I get insatiable right before my flow! Work doesn't help, either!
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    You all get cramps during PMS? My cramping starts when the blood comes, its from the uterus contracting to shed the lining. But believe me, PMS sucks too, like as in right now, today. My tee-tays hurt and I'm an emotional mess, cried 3 x already today.

    Yup, sounds like the only solution to this problem is....masterbation!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    You all get cramps during PMS? My cramping starts when the blood comes, its from the uterus contracting to shed the lining. But believe me, PMS sucks too, like as in right now, today. My tee-tays hurt and I'm an emotional mess, cried 3 x already today.

    Yup, sounds like the only solution to this problem is....masterbation!
    Me too! I only get cramps when the blood starts flowin'
    And masturbation totally works!
    I'll also take half a tablet of vicoden left over from various previous illnesses. I never end up finishing them all... If I don't have anything to do I'll take some melatonin and just chilllllll.

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    Urgh I share your pain. I finally got my period this week after skipping it for 4 months with my BC pill and pretty much got bitchslapped with about 4 months worth of pain in the one day. I couldn't even get out of bed, it hurt so bad.

    But yeah, masturbation works like a charm haha. My period pain pills help a lot too.

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    What's your diet like? I found that being vegan equals painful periods for me, but if I consume animal products afew times a week I can't feel a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    You all get cramps during PMS? My cramping starts when the blood comes, its from the uterus contracting to shed the lining. But believe me, PMS sucks too, like as in right now, today. My tee-tays hurt and I'm an emotional mess, cried 3 x already today.

    Yup, sounds like the only solution to this problem is....masterbation!
    It was how I knew when my period was coming when I had an animal-free diet.

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    Ugh just got mine, the cramps start when the period starts but I was in sooooooo much pain, advil is my friend too. Thanx for the masterbation advice.I would never have thought it

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    That should be my new email signature:
    "Strippers! We think masturbation solves EVERYTHING!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    That should be my new email signature:
    "Strippers! We think masturbation solves EVERYTHING!"
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    That should be my new email signature:
    "Strippers! We think masturbation solves EVERYTHING!"
    LMAO!! All I do is stretch and eat chocolate...lol..i use those playtex heating pad thingys too

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    I feel for you Bella21, I get the worst cramps too!! Masturbation is the last thing on my mind when cramps hit because I'm usually paralysed and praying for the pain to go away.

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