I was sent this via text message and thought id share it as it made me chuckle.
My vibro, which brings me heaven,
Rabbit be thy name,
Til kingdom come, Thy makest me cum,
pn earth with eyes on heaven.
Give me this day my daily thrill and forgive me my screams,
as i forgive flat batteries.
Lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from frustration.
For thine is the rotation, the power and the buzzind,
forever and ever, no men!



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