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    My Lords Prayer

    I was sent this via text message and thought id share it as it made me chuckle.

    My vibro, which brings me heaven,
    Rabbit be thy name,
    Til kingdom come, Thy makest me cum,
    pn earth with eyes on heaven.
    Give me this day my daily thrill and forgive me my screams,
    as i forgive flat batteries.
    Lead me not into temptation, but deliver me from frustration.
    For thine is the rotation, the power and the buzzind,
    forever and ever, no men!
    A Good Girl With Bad Intentions

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    Default Re: My Lords Prayer

    That is hilarious, i had to pause my movie and read it outloud to my roomie.
    Thanks for the laugh!!



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    Amen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    Awsome!

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    Default Re: My Lords Prayer

    Funny funny
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

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    Default Re: My Lords Prayer

    Would I be damned if I said this as a real prayer?

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    Default Re: My Lords Prayer

    Quote Originally Posted by BalletBaby View Post
    Would I be damned if I said this as a real prayer?
    I live my life by it, so if u are damned, i am too!
    A Good Girl With Bad Intentions

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