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    Default I slapped him! Couldn't help it...funny story.


    So last night, three guys sat at my stage. They looked like good private dance targets, so I hammed it up. Afterward, one of them approached me and said he wanted to get a private dance for his brother. He coyly slipped me a crumpled bill, which, looking out of the corner of my eye, I thought was a twenty, and said "Give him the best possible dance without doing anything illegal." (Um, duh.)
    So I start the dance and as soon as I fucking turn around this jerk slaps my ass. I am in Oregon, so we only do air dances...NO touching. I told him he has to keep his hands to himself, if he tries anything else, the dance is over. he says (in that sarcastic tone) Oh, sorry, but I couldn't help myself, you have such a hot ass." I proceeded to finish the dance, a full three feet away. As the song ends, I tell him to turn his face, and I slapped him! Not that hard, but I couldn't help myself . "Now we're even." I said, "but I want a nice tip for having to put up with your misbehavior." he says to ask his brother, who has the money. His brother apologized and gave me a twenty. I went back to the dressing room (to sanitize my butt cheek) and looked in my purse. Only then did I realize that he had initially given me a 100 dollar bill for the dance!
    Looking back, I know I should have just ended the dance as soon as he touched me, but I think I knew I could get more money out of them. I have never had anyone touch me like that before in a private dance, so I was really shocked and mad, and I know that slapping him might have been taking it to far. To tell the truth, I think he liked it...
    Anyway, just wanted to share.

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    Default Re: I slapped him! Couldn't help it...funny story.

    he prolly did like it

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    Heh, although illegal (to slap him) I would really like to do that sometimes.

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    I slapped a guy the other night. He grabbed my kitty twice and when I made it clear he wasn't to do that any more he slapped my ass--not a tap, but a full on slap. I turned around and slapped him HARD on the face. He said, "I don't think your manager is gonna like hearing about this." I said, "No, he's not going to like hearing that you fondled and slapped one of his dancers. He won't like it at all. In fact, let's go see what he has to say about it." Yeah, he left the club immediately.

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    Hmm. Unless it was illegal, a guy could totally slap my ass for 100+ (I drive a hard bargain). But one slap would be it. If a guy was that stupid to pay me 100 for that...so be it. A few lucky guys have gotten to slap it for free anyways
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    I slapped a guy the other night. He grabbed my kitty twice and when I made it clear he wasn't to do that any more he slapped my ass--not a tap, but a full on slap. I turned around and slapped him HARD on the face. He said, "I don't think your manager is gonna like hearing about this." I said, "No, he's not going to like hearing that you fondled and slapped one of his dancers. He won't like it at all. In fact, let's go see what he has to say about it." Yeah, he left the club immediately.
    Good for you! I'm not a slapper... I just shove them in their chest or poke them in that soft part of the shoulder really hard and tell them to knock it off.
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    LOL Nice!

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    It sucks about the grabby asshole, but at least you got $100 for only doing one dance. I've only slapped a couple of guys in my entire dancing career. One was at a club where the guy grabbed my kitty on stage. I slapped him and the manager told me not to do that. I explained to her what he did and she said "Yeah, some other dancers were complaining about him too, but it looks bad to other customers if you slap a guy." The custy didn't get kicked out or even scolded. I should've realized something was wrong with this place because there were no bouncers at all, heh.






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    If he grabbed my panouche...that would be a different story.
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    hah, I had a similar experience last night. Two guys, two girls in a VIP room, both the guys are grabby assholes so the girl and I kept switching partners to slow them down and confuse them. This one guy kept trying to grab my kitty despite my protests, so I finally lost my patience with him and yanked the hair at the back of his head, snapping his neck backwards and said "NO" very loudly. The pain actually penetrated his drunken haze and he seemed a little hurt. Hah, no more boner for you, you bastard. Fortunately I had already been paid for the hour. i stayed in the room to make sure that the other girl (much younger and less experienced) was safe.

    Maybe I should go back to martial arts, I have a lot of repressed rage these days!




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    heh, i used to be a slapper, but almost got fired for doing this once so now im a drink-spiller. funny this thread came up because last weekend i had a guy grab me 4 times during a lap dance (told him no each time, well first two were boobie, so he claimed he thought i meant boobs were no but pussy was ok lol wtf) and then i stopped my dance, demanded to be paid. he was a douche, he said, "what for?" in a condescending tone, like, my dance sucked bec i wouldn't let him touch. so i say, for the dance i just gave you. well, we argue, and he doesn't want to pay, to the point of him pulling out his wallet but then saying, "nah." and drinking his beer instead. really wasted dude. so he goes to take a sip of it again and i grab it from him. i say, pay me and then you will get your beer back. (hijacking that, thank YOU! treat you like a little kid.. do this and you will get yoru toy back ) and he looked at me all wtf are you doing. im like.. pay me now. it's the end of the night, 2nd to last dance on a sat night and im almost done. he refuses. but then the waitress returns with change of a $100 and she gives me 20. and then.. i just dumped his beer on him! it felt SOOOOO good. so i know sometimes it feels really good to even finish the dance, because you did get paid, but reserve the reaction to his misbehaving BS til the end. oh and in my case, the waitress told me later dude didnt even remember giving her the $100 so she kept the 80! haha!

    Love it!

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