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    Default Djoser gets some pussy, but is smitten

    OK, so when I ride my bike to the gym I have stops on the way back where there are kitties, but one of the two reliable ones has been MIA the last several times I rode by the porch and called for it.

    But there is this cool little alley place with a bunch of houses on either side, and I saw a beautiful kitty there. Like the kind of cat that always gets me, one with unusually distinctive markings. This one had great markings, and the natural eyeliner look that some kitties have, but she also had two really beautiful mango colored patches of fur on her face, quite irresistable.

    She looked thin, like she didn't belong to anyone in particular. She was being quite slutty, and might have been about to go into heat--you know, rolling on her back in a frenzy, etc.

    So I want to steal her, but no pets allowed where I live...
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    Default Re: Djoser gets some pussy, but is smitten

    awww that sounds so cute!!! perhaps she should "accidentally" follow you home... like my rat.. and his cage... followed me home from petco...

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    Default Re: Djoser gets some pussy, but is smitten

    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    She was being quite slutty, and might have been about to go into heat--you know, rolling on her back in a frenzy, etc.
    heh, that's what i say about (to) my female pup when she does that, and also when she has one ear flipped back.

    she sounds cute Dj, you should totally accidentally have a cat end up your pet... i smuggled my one dog at an apartment that wasn't allowed to have pets. and found that many neighbors had cats too.

    Love it!

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    I started thinking about that right away. I think the owner would be cool, especially with a massive bribe, but the site manager would freak, she is anal about everything, and does not like cats.

    But tonight when I went to the store I bought some kitty food, since she looked thin. I will take it over tomorrow.

    She is the prettiest cat, I am in love, lol...
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    maybe you can have the site manager not know? she can be an indoor cat? or even bribe the owner and mention that you dont want the site mgr to freak and let the owner handle it..

    Love it!

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    Could you maybe keep in the garage or attic or something? Or have it be an outdoor cat and put a little doghouse outside for it and such? (Well, cat house...) Or maybe just hide it when the site manager comes around...

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    Oh I would definitely keep it outside, even if I think indoor cats are better pets--it would be well worth it to have her. But I live on the third floor, in a very large but very high-up loft studio. Plus they keep trying to show the house to sell it--even if no one has actually looked yet (the real estate here is ridiculously overpriced), which means they would see it.

    My one chance I think would be to get the owners number and just go around the woman, offering say 5-600$ deposit maybe.
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    Default Re: Djoser gets some pussy, but is smitten

    ^^^It never hurts to ask. I love kitty cats. I want another one so badly but have decided to wait until one finds me.

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    Default Re: Djoser gets some pussy, but is smitten

    I agree with dottie Rebel about asking the owner. The worst he can say is no and he might just surprise you and say yes.

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    Default Re: Djoser gets some pussy, but is smitten

    If it were me, I'd sneak her in I've had 2 of my cats live in a hotel with me when I was younger
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    Default Re: Djoser gets some pussy, but is smitten

    Okaaaaaaay. Where is my mind at... I cant be the ONLY one who took the title of this thread in a rather..um.. "adult" way ???

    Regardless, at least take her to the nearest animal shelter if you can't find a home for her .. get her off the streets so she doesn't breed unwanted/feral kittens.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    Okaaaaaaay. Where is my mind at... I cant be the ONLY one who took the title of this thread in a rather..um.. "adult" way ???

    Regardless, at least take her to the nearest animal shelter if you can't find a home for her .. get her off the streets so she doesn't breed unwanted/feral kittens.
    I know, maybe I shouldn't have done it, but I thought that A)People would know it was a joke, and B)That anyone who thought I meant it the other way would look to see what an asshole I was being, and then they would figure it out, too.

    I went by today with some of these Pounce kitty treats, thinking the cat, if ill-cared for and hungry, would gobble them up like the cat in the bookstore.

    Nope. Hardly ate one, and I had to try twice. But then I saw a big pile of dried catfood on the pavement. The cats are doing fine, I think (there's a bunch of them in the houses on the little tiny street). But I still want to steal her.

    I gave the pounce treats to the bookstore cat, who loved them as usual.
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
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    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
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