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    I posted an ad on craigslist looking for someone sex-positive for a relationship. In the ad I said I was a stripper and former cheerleader. I said I was black and looking for someone white. In about 3 minutes I have received 13 responses. Make that 15. Now 16 in 5. And MAN these guys are sooo incredibly HOT. One guy is half Greek half Egyptian and he's really well built. Another guy has a chiseled face, is older maybe like 45 and looks totally fucking rich. One guy says he likes dark skinned gals, God I get wet when white guys call colored girls gals. Another guy is half Chinese half Jewish and claims he is a long time student of Tantric sexuality and can go on for hours. I've had 2 black guys respond and I admire their confidence for trying. Oh god I dont know what to do because I think these guys are thinking I'm this perfect fantasy girl, although black, who looks totally fucking hot, and I don't think I look that hot . That's why I took a short break from stripping, so I could lose weight and get into a full split. I'm a size 7, and I have a big butt which this black rastafarian named Yusef loves but that's not what white guys are into and I have like no boobs. I think I'm a 34 A. If I could post pics I would, but this shit isn't working. Please be honest, what do you think I should do?

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    What should you do about the craiglisters replying to your ad or what to do about your size?

    I think you should (if you want) be safe and get laid. Go back to dancing and rock it. Damnit, when is a size 7 too much? Size 7 with a nice booty would rock the stage and floor. White guys and pretty much all guys love booty and would like to see a booty on a girl than a pancake-booty any day. No guy ever goes on how pancake ass is hot. "Love me some flat flatter concave ass"<<I don't think you've ever heard that anywhere.
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    aww thanks Tiger, you cheered me up. I do miss stripping. I meant what to do about the craiglisters. I think I'll try to send them pics and let them be the judge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSweetVixen View Post
    I'm a size 7, and I have a big butt which this black rastafarian named Yusef loves but that's not what white guys are into
    A size 7 is still VERY good! And a lot of white guys like that. Really. I'm now about a size 10-12 and white guys still love me!
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    DUH Paige. Every one loves you!!!!

    But yes, ain't a thing wrong with size 7, or booty.

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    Well, if you advertised that you were a black girl looking for a white guy, many of the respondants may already be expecting a more curvy woman! Hell, some of them may be disappointed that you aren't thick enough!


    Send em' a pic....then go have fun!

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    wow you guys really rock! I've gotten responses after sending my pics . I'm just narrowing it down. thanks so much!

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    Size 7 is big? I'm a size 10 and am not even big!
    Last edited by BrunetteGoddess; 04-04-2007 at 12:07 PM.

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    you look cute

    update: the Tantric sex guy is not even remotely cute. he's old with thick glasses that make his eyes look small. three cute guys said they like my pics. they called me sexy and beautiful. I cut out a lot of guys whose pics I didn't care for. so I'll be setting up dates this week.

    "You have demonic genius" -Naomi Wolf
    "I very much resent it when people - maybe with good intentions or from a progressive point of view - keep telling me, 'It's their culture' ... It's like saying the culture of Massachusetts is burning witches." -Azar Nafisi


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    Good luck and be safe!

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    Man I hope what I'm about to say doesn't come out as racist cause I would NEVER intend that...but usually the white guys who really dig black girls appreciate them for what white girls usually don't have. They most likely want a full luscious ass and legs...not a stereotypical (emphasis on that word) flat assed big titted white girl body but with dark skin. Besides I have no doubt you are gorgeous and those guys would be lucky to have you. Besides a size 7 butt sounds really good to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSweetVixen View Post
    so I'll be setting up dates this week.
    Good for you.

    Why are you not scheduling nights to work too while you are at it?


    Ummm, I think body business makes it clear that we all have body issues. Sigh.

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    I know I need to get back to the club after I graduate!

    So here's how my first date went. I actually just left. We met at UNO's. He's really cute. His name is Adam. He has spiky short hair and a neat goattee. He has a black tattoo of a tribal design on his arm. He listens to classic hair bands and some metal. He was really funny and friendly. He sounds adventurous, he's the type that takes spontaneous roadtrips. We had a nice french kiss at the end. He called me as I was driving off to say he really enjoyed the date and wants to meet up for St. Patty's Day on Saturday. Talk about "he's just REALLY that into you".

    "You have demonic genius" -Naomi Wolf
    "I very much resent it when people - maybe with good intentions or from a progressive point of view - keep telling me, 'It's their culture' ... It's like saying the culture of Massachusetts is burning witches." -Azar Nafisi


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    Please please please be careful of craigslist!! There are so many freakos on that site and I'm sure half of those pics they send are not real!
    Sorry - but I've gotten so many creepy responses to the ads I've posted and none of them had to do with dating or relationships! One time I was selling a car and some guy started yelling at me over the phone. Another one offered to let me live in his house for free if I'd do him some sexual favors. lol



    Ok now that I got the paranoid lecture-y stuff out of the way, have fun and good luck finding someone who will treat you like you deserve to be treated. I'm sure there is absolutely nothing wrong with your body.

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