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    Default Perks to Being a Girl

    Quick background info: I changed my myspace headline to "Piggy-back rides when your feet hurt: Yet another perk to having a vagina." My best friend loved it but asked what are some of the other perks?

    So, what are some of the things you love about being a girl? (They don't have to be stripper-related, but those will be fun too )

    I'll start.

    1. Multiple Orgasms.
    2. It's very unlikely that we'll ever go bald.
    3. Normal Presents for Girls: jewelry, flowers, candy, lingerie.
    Normal Presents for Guys: ties, cologne, chicken wings
    4. Guys are pretty much required to buy dinner, drinks, etc on the first date.
    5. We don't have to open doors when with men.
    6. We never have to kill a spider, change a tire, open a pickle jar, take out the
    garbage, or carry anything that weighs more than 5 pounds when a guy is
    around.


    I hope you girls have fun & I look forward to reading the responses!! (This is my first thread so I hope it doesn't suck & no one responds )

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    ~ If your a girl, and was born less attractive, there are things you can do to become beautiful. If yoru were born beautiful, you can make yourself more beautiful. Makeup and hair products are a wonderful thing. If your a guy, your just stuck with what you got.

    ~ girls have boobs!

    ~when girls are sick, we can whine and say just hoooold me. If a guy is sick, he is told to suck it up and go to work.

    ~ girls have pretty feet.

    ~ girls can pretty much smile and ask sweetly for anything and get it.

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    mani/pedis!

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    clothing. the possibilities are endless.
    ive had many guy friends COMPLAIN to me about the lack of style and variety available in mens clothing.

    oh, lets not forget that its super easy for us to wiggle our butts, flirt and make lots of cash =D face it - male strippers just don't have it as easy as we do.

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    Short skirts and crying get you out of traffic tickets.

    You have to don't a damn thing on Valentines day.

    Being cheerful and baking cookies can get a two bedroom apt moved across town for free.

    You can go out broke; and still get dinner, drinks, and into clubs.

    and you can have ME!

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    All of those are true, but there's perks to being a guy too:

    -No periods! LOL
    -Not having to go through the pain of pregnancy and childbirth
    -Taking 5 minutes to get ready to go out instead of 30 minutes to an hour (although there are some pretty boys who take just as long or longer to get ready as women.)
    -Overweight men don't get picked on as badly as overweight women do.
    -If a guy sleeps with a lot of people, he's a stud, but a girl's a slut if she does the same thing.






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    hmmmm.

    women:
    live longer.
    prettier.
    nothing wrong with a women if she doesn't have a job.
    can have sex whenever she wants.

    men:
    can sit with someone else without talking and nothing is wrong.
    bigger.
    make more money.
    we can open our own jars.

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    A girl can fake it in bed, but a guy can't.

    Nobody will criticize you if you decide to stay home, raise the kids, and let the SO bring home the salary.

    You can walk down the street holding hands with another girl and nobody will question your sexuality. You can even hug and kiss her and nobody will criticize you.

    If a guy looks at a naked girl through an open window, he will get arrested for voyeurism. If a girl looks at a naked guy through an open window, he will get arrested for exhibitionism.

    You can help a little boy with his zipper and not get arrested for being a pervert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manchester View Post
    clothing. the possibilities are endless.
    ive had many guy friends COMPLAIN to me about the lack of style and variety available in mens clothing.

    oh, lets not forget that its super easy for us to wiggle our butts, flirt and make lots of cash =D face it - male strippers just don't have it as easy as we do.
    Unless they strip at a gay club, they can rack up the dough there. Most chics are cheap when it comes to male strippers.

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    Oh yeah, perks of being a pretty female....

    Always get into the hottest parties w/o any hassel. Get in w/o a problem, and always wind up in someone's VIP table.

    Free drinks

    Get away with tickets, when being pulled over by a cop...got away with it twice. hehe

    There's more, just can't think of any more right now.

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    Ability to be a stripper at 18 and make butt loads of cash. Do men have an equivalent option?
    Last edited by StrayStripper; 03-11-2007 at 05:36 PM.

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    ^ Yeah, it's called the NFL. And usually measured in millions.

    Let's have some fun and change the rules a bit:

    Perks to being a HOTT girl:

    1. Multiple orgasms, sweat-drenched sex, chilled water and wine, room service, a warm French onion soup at midnight, terrycloth bathrobes, champagne and strawberries at 3:00 AM, cloth handcuffs, silk rope, a fine, hard, muscular body holding you down and exposing you to water jets from the bathroom glass shower stalls at 4:00 AM.

    2. "Curb Your Enthusiasm" tonight: "I want to stop by and get drinks at Casa del Mar before dinner." This girl has taste. We'll see her on the Pacific Deck. I mean, we really will. StripperWeb represents!

    3. Never paying for anything that you want or need. Shoes, lingerie, spas, gyms, clothing, dinners, CC bills, airline tickets, cruise tickets, cash wired to your account, or rent. Oh, fuck rent, if somebody hasn't built you your own house by 25, then you are moving in the wrong circles. Poor is romantic and all (God knows I've been there -- Hell, I grew up there) but when you are young, single, impossibly hott, and out of control, what exactly is the attraction of poor and struggling? That the dope who is 236th in line can't book studio time to save his life and his buddy is going to help him hit it big with a street mix? Yeah, that's going to happen.

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    ^Where have you been all my life? LOL

    Best part of being female- head-to-toe sexuality

    Worst- being physically less powerful than a man- today I was enviously eyeing a guy's ripped biceps and ropy forearms (NOT touching them)....I want those "guns"!

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    Bump!

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    1. Women can have lots of babies and be taken care of by the government (welfare) or the forcing the father(s) to pay for her and her children's living expenses.
    2. Lots of shoe styles to pick from.
    3. Menopause. You might be wondering why this is a perk? Human females are the only creature on earth that outlives their reproductive cycle, proving the value of females beyond that of any other animal.
    4. Power tools make inferior body strength less of an obstacle. Girls can construct houses or sky scrapers just as easily as men.
    5. Superior emotional intelligence.
    6. It is socially acceptable to be bi.
    7. Women are better singers in general.
    8. Stronger ability to see color.
    9. Longer lives
    10. Don't have to register for the draft.
    11. Lower car insurance rates when in her teens and twenties.


    Perks of being male:
    1. Higher earning potential.
    2. More likely to become a world leader.
    3. Cheaper dry cleaning bills.
    4. cheaper haircuts.
    5. Not bothered as much by a dirty home.
    6. Less likely to suffer from chronic conditions like migraine, depression, endometriosis, Gall bladder disease, fibromalasya, anorexia and PMS.
    7. No worries about "getting back in shape" after the birth of a child.
    8. Not only do men have the help of employed mates contributing to household finances, but the women in these relationships still take on the majority of household chores and child rearing tasks.
    9. Peeing standing up.
    10. Emotional disconnect. In times of stress men have the ability to "shut down" an emotional response and just get through the unpleasant task. Women have to feel all the revulsion and negative emotions associated with a stressful situation. This is why men make better hunters and women make better gatherers.
    11. Porn is made for your enjoyment.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Paris,
    That was Brilliant! Where did you get most of those factoids?

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    Boobs!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    Perks of being male:

    9. Peeing standing up.
    Not when the toilet seat, apparently of its own malevolent volition, falls down while you are peeing, splashing your urine all over the bathroom and you, or when your cat decides to jump from the tub to the counter through the airspace where you are aiming your stream. At those times, it would be a perk for a girl to be able to pee sitting down. Not only that, but you don't have to worry about the last few drops going down your leg.

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    Eww.


    Um, Free things and lotsa money top my list of girlie perks. and stilettos and mascara. how do you live without it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Not when the toilet seat, apparently of its own malevolent volition, falls down while you are peeing, splashing your urine all over the bathroom and you, or when your cat decides to jump from the tub to the counter through the airspace where you are aiming your stream. At those times, it would be a perk for a girl to be able to pee sitting down. Not only that, but you don't have to worry about the last few drops going down your leg.
    Since cats lick themselves clean, this is probably a self correcting problem.

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    Lots and lots of shoes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    Paris,
    That was Brilliant! Where did you get most of those factoids?
    I had to do just such a brainstorming project in Psych 101 in college. It was pretty fun, actually.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    Not when the toilet seat, apparently of its own malevolent volition, falls down while you are peeing, splashing your urine all over the bathroom and you, or when your cat decides to jump from the tub to the counter through the airspace where you are aiming your stream. At those times, it would be a perk for a girl to be able to pee sitting down. Not only that, but you don't have to worry about the last few drops going down your leg.
    A seated peeing position is also an option for men, when at home. That might be recommended in your case, I think.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    There's only one perk to being female that gets me at all...

    Chicks can have sex and masturbate AT THE SAME TIME!!!

    *envy* *Jealous* *envy*

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    I'll always be jealous about the peeing standing up thing. I wish I could have a penis for just 1 day - I would pee everywhere, fuck lots of chicks & wack off till my arm was about to fall off.

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