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    It was just one of those nights. Plenty of beautiful ladies, good tunes, etc...and..."HEY LETS SEE HOW FAR WE CAN SIT FROM THE STAGE AND NOT TIP ANYONE! WON'T THAT BE A GREAT WAY TO SPEND A SATURDAY? LET'S TELL HER WE'RE ALL NAMED TIM HUR HUR HUR." (Psst. You, yeah...you. Go DIE.) Otherwise...VIP's, not many, though the couch room did quite well. I just found most people tonight guilty of heinous douchebaggery most foul. It was one of those evenings where I just really wanted to roll downstairs and start randomly stabbing guys in the face. If you're not going to spend money, could you at least not be a gigantic twatwaffle? Is that too much to ask?

    Here's a perfect example of the fuckjacks we had in tonight. I'm in the mens room, peeing. I go to wash my hands, a guy walks in. AND-

    -YO YOURE THAT TALKING GUY~~~!!
    -Yes sir, that's me.
    -YO HOW MANY THESE BITCHES YOU FUCKIN? -Um...just the one, sir, the bartender. She's my wife.
    -NO SHIT?!?! SHE'S HOT!!
    -Yes, I am aware of that. Thanks though.

    etc. etc. etc. ad nauseam. "Who gives a 'GOOD' dance"?

    Eh. Don't mind me. I want to kill people. I also want french toast, and that's easier and far more legal.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    again, i at twatwaffle.

    and.. also at "yes i am aware of that." LOL! douchebags all over philly tonight.

    Love it!

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    Awwwww - feel better, Mr. C.


    French toast sounds SOOOO good right now.

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    Lucky for me I have your highness to come and be funny and happy when all the guys are fucking tim twatfaffle cheap ass douches. They should be locked in the dungeon or something. Doooooooooooooouuuuuuuche

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    Twatwaffles are just ______ (?) with little squares on them.

    Whatever it's worth, MrC., it counts for a LOT to that there are DJs that take those kinds of nights seriously. I mean, there are so many that wouldn't even NOTICE that the guys aren't tipping in the first place, and if they noticed, they certainly wouldn't give a shit unless it threatened to affect their own income. Even then it'd take a pissed-off dancer to point the situation out.
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    MISTER CHRISTOPHER!

    You... you... used "TwatWaffles"

    YOU NEVER BRING OUT THE GOOD CHINA UNLESS IT'S NECESSARY!

    I save that one for SPECIAL occasions. But you're far cooler and funnier than I so you deserve to bring out your china whenever you want.

    Has anyone told you you kick ass lately?

    Where the lobster hat again. They will.

    You kick ass!

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    Rofl

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    That talking guy? Nice. Kinda like the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain, huh?



    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    Peewater idiots like these are why I avoid hitting a club on Friday and Saturday nights anymore. One of my faves here refuses to work weekends because of them.

    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    I'm in the mens room, peeing. I go to wash my hands, a guy walks in. AND-

    -YO YOURE THAT TALKING GUY~~~!!
    Oh dear. I wonder what he calls the bouncers.


    Well, on the bright side, he at least waited for you to go wash your hands. Try imagine how awkward that conversation would have been AT the urinal.
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    LOL, that sounds like about 50% of typical Saturday night customers. And French toast does sound really good. I haven't had it in forever.






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    MrC, I'll make you my special strawberry preserve french toast, but only if you allow me to use the word "twatwaffle." With discretion, of course.

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    Hahahahahaha, "twatwaffle" hahahahahaha! THe funniest rant I've ever read by far!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    That talking guy? Nice. Kinda like the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain, huh?
    hahaha

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    OMG I want Twatwaffle as my screenname!
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    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
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    ohmigod Russell quote! you rule Lucious

    /thread jack over

    It is nice to see a dj angry over assholes. I've met so few who can even tell. And nobody tips in Ontario, unless you stick your crotch in their face while they lie on stage with a five in their mouth.

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    Well put.
    Fuckjack. Ha ha ha
    I love it.

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    May I please gank the term "fuckjack" from you? Please? I'll be yer best friend!






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    I freaking love it when the DJs at my club get pissed. You are my new idol. I love it when my DJs degrade the guys for not tipping, then say, "What? You can't even clap? Oh, you must have one hand down your buddy's pants. I'm sorry I didn't notice earlier." But seriously, I had to watch 2 bulldike lesbian custys with a combined bodyweight of over 600 lbs. make out for like an hour tonight, then ask me to join them. Who needs a twatwaffle now?

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    Wow where you at Creekside saturday night?? Cuz we had two lesbian women do the same thing. Fortunately for me they didn't ask me to join them. Ha ha.

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    The bathroom thing can get weird. For one thing, since the vast majority of clubs make no provision for the DJ to take a leak and get back to the booth in less than three minutes, you have to time it carefully, and be ruthless about getting there and getting it done despite whatever crazy shit is going on in there, or on the way.

    In my last club I would just do it in the dressing room if it was busy, it was right next to the booth and we were like family anyway (dysfunctional family on every drug known to man, that is, lol).

    Here that's out of the question. But the other night some big drunk dude was trying to guard his really drunk girlfriend who couldn't even walk on her own, while she took a leak in the men's room. Fuck that, I work here and I'm taking a leak, which is what I told him as I slipped easily through his defensive stance at the door. He didn't know how to take that, and it would have been the easiest thing in the world to get into it with this guy. No time for that, though.

    We never have much trouble getting guys to tip in my club (unlike the last one where it was like pulling teeth sometimes), but the problem we get is of course the assholes who try to leech as big a show for one dollar as they can, or get a big show and don't tip. If I see that I will instantly go tip the girl myself right in front of them if I can, which makes them look like a jerk. It's actually fun, and usually they tip the girl out of shame. I had to do that last night.

    Nice rant, BTW--but you always were good at that, lol.
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