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    What the hell is wrong with these guys? I don't know if it's coincedence or not but with increasing frequency I'm seeing guys leave the washroom without washing their hands. I'm not even talking about them not using soap, they aren't even rinsing their hands. It's straight from the urinal and out the door.

    Last night at the home club, I saw six guys do this. It was a slow night for a Saturday and there weren't many buyers in the crowd so girls were custy hopping most of the night. I would watch as girls would introduce themselves to these guys with a handshake, sit for a moment and then walk away when it was apparent there was not going to be a sale. It was only a matter of time before they found their way to me and introduced themselves with a handshake. Not wanting to be rude, I reciprocated but after each session of dances, I'd HAVE to go straight to the bathroom and wash my hands (where I would then see another non-washer).

    Hopefully you girls keep some antibacterial hand santitizer with you. For those that don't, it might be a good idea to start.

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    A good example of why people should wash their hands. More importantly why girls should keep some anti-bacterial gel or wipes around. People don't 'forget' they are just dirty and don't care.
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    I have heard customers complaining about that too. In a few clubs, they had antibacterical lotion by the dance rooms so the men could use it if it was a contact club.

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    We are not allowed to carry purses on the floor at my club. I have figured out a way to carry breath mint strapped in my money but can't get away with the antibacterial. I wash my hands fairly often at work but there's only so much you can do. Stuff like this - we are in close proximity to lots of people all the time - is why strippers often get sick alot when they first start dancing. I have a rockin immunity myself, but that doesn't mean I'm not passing stuff to others at work.

    Strip clubs are dirty environments. Hell, anywhere there's alot of people is dirty. We'd all be well-served to wash our hands every time we go to the dressing room to freshen up

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    Why don't you say something to those guys, or as that against mancode?

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    guys are pigs... they dont wash after going to the bathroom... I can vouch for that...

    in terms of saying anything??? I dont know if the guy is drunk or whatever...

    I actually carry a napkin from the bathroom to use when opening the door...

    so yeah... guys are pigs...I can vouch for that...
    nada de eso.....

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    Bwhahahahaha! You would have had a nuclear meltdown if you saw the frat house I danced in a couple of weeks ago! The carpeted hallways were *literally* sticky, like movie theater sticky, and it was carpet! Garbage every where and the place smelled like a cross between a compost pile and a horse barn.

    I bring plastic drop cloths to my parties for floor work (you never know what is hiding in someone's carpet) anyway.

    I must be getting old because my first thought was "Do your parents know you boys live this way?"

    Most guys are pigs. Drunk guys who would normally be less piggish are more so after throwing back a few.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Why don't you say something to those guys, or as that against mancode?
    It's man law. Thou shalt not counsel thy brother on manipulation of Peter.

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    When a customer excuses himself to use the restroom, I remind him to wash his hands. When he returns, I ask him if he indeed washed his hands. If not, I make him go back. For real.

    At work, I wash my hands every 30 minutes.

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    Like Bridgette said, its not always possible for the girls to wash their hands after each customer encounter. I think its important to remember, if you cant go wash your hands, dont stick them in your mouth, touch your eyes, scratch any booboo's you have until you can go wash your hands.

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    You don't want to wash your hands in the men's restroom at my home club. They may end up more germ ridden than when you went in, and from what I've been told the women's restroom isn't any better.

    Besides once you or your entertainer touch money with your hands again (which is probably some of the most unsanitary stuff you can touch), your gallantly cleanliness will all be for not.


    Perhaps I should start bringing a travel size tube of hand gel, seeing as the breath strips I've been offering have been a hit.
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    Penis hands, penis hands!

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    heh.. just got this image of the vip like a petting zoo.. with the gel dispensers at each room..
    nada de eso.....

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    Default Re: I Swear I'm Becoming a Mysophobe

    Often, maybe too often, I wash before using the urinal too. My

    "junk" goes straight from the shower into clean skivvies and then I cover the

    whole thing with good 'ol USA denim. That's prolly the cleanest thing on my

    whole body, but my hands have been exposed all day to, well, everything.

    My aim is good and I am blessed with enough, um..., available handling space

    that I'm fairly confident my hands are just as clean as when I started. (For

    the record, I always wash my hands upon exiting; I just like making the

    argument for washing prior.)

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    I'd say about one third of the clubs to which I've been have men's rooms with no soap, no hot water, or no towels. "Regular" bars are even worse. Let's not even discuss the condition of the toilet seats.

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    Default Re: I Swear I'm Becoming a Mysophobe

    I know Im in the minority here but I don't wash my hands in public bathrooms. I would rather my own germs than someone else's germs from the tap.

    I do use toilet paper to flush the toilet and open the toilet door but I think using public taps and soap is gross.

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