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    Default Fucking Horrific. Help? (Long and not for the faint of heart or germaphobes)

    Backstory: My roomate is the filthiest fucking creature on the planet. She never cleans anything, takes out the trash(she just keeps stuffing it until have to pick trash up of the floor), leaves food covered plates and glasses all over the place(including letting them rot in her room and in the sink)

    She has had two dogs that she let poo and pee all over the carpet(sometimes I would come home to a carpet covered in poos and she would eventually pick them up but not scrub or anything...needless to say my carpet is freaking demolished), leaves her clothes, shoes, papers, etc. all over the living room and on and on and on.

    Yesterday:Well i came home after being out of town for a bit(I had super cleaned the apt. before I left) only to find the sink so full of dishes the went higher than the faucet...they were also covered in half eaten meals(the dishes at the bottom had MAGGOTS on them EWWWWW)

    The dishwasher is full of dirty dishes, the fridge smells death(along with slimy sticky handles) and has uncovered pans full of food shoved in it(including motherfucking uncooked chicken on a plate), the laundry room has like 5 pizza boxes(with leftovers in them) piled up along with three full to the brim trash bags, the stove is caked in food with moldering pans on it....jesus I can't even continue on to the common area.I'll just say it was covered with beer cans and I found a USED condom behind the couch!!!!!!!*shudder*

    This is a normal occurence for her but I'm usually home to keep it from getting too out of hand. I just don't know what to do...She left town(for a week) a day before I came back and i can't fucking stand this.

    I have to clean it or I'm going to puke(not to mention the health hazard) and I'm really pissed because this isn't my mess and I can't even walk into the kitchen without gagging. So I really need help with motivating myself to do it..I can't just let it fester. I'd also love some feedback(and info on where to find hazmat suits) about what to do about her. It's been this way for a year.

    So far I have tried talking to her, creating a cleaning schedule, I've complained to the apartment three times(but they said it would be a 400 dollar transfer fee for me to move and I don't have the money)...I'm at my wits end .

    I feel like she is doing it on purpose to piss me off or something even though we hardly ever talk...I just don't get the sheer magnitude of the mess. I mean she had to actively try to do that...I couldn't have made a mess like that if I had tried.

    I just don't know how to make her stop. What would you guys do if moving wasn't an option and trying to talk it out hasn't worked?
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    Default Re: Fucking Horrific. Help? (Long and not for the faint of heart or germaphobes)

    Take all of her mess, dump it on her bed, and be done with it. That might teach her to clean up alittle. She has no respect for you or your living space. I'd just throw it all in her room, shut the door, and not even worry about it.

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    Oh, I used to have two roommates. The OTHER one - the roommate of evil (who, incidentally, I also frequently had a great time with, and I love her to death now that I don't live with her) was similar. I've roomed with similar people in the past.

    To clarify - I'm not all that clean and tidy, and, within reason, I'm perfectly willing to do things myself to keep them the way I like them. Like, if I am not content to leave dishes in the sink overnight, I'll do them, happily. But if it stretches to a week - I start getting pissy about it. Mine would carry garbage into the kitchen and leave it on the counter. To get why this was so annoying, you have to understand that the counter and the garbage can are, like, the same distance. So it is like "WHY!!! Why just leave it on the counter? It's not like it is EASIER! Why are you TORMENTING ME?!"

    Sorry - just reliving the bitterness. No, there is nothing to be done. Just pay to move out. If she hasn't changed by now, she's not going to.

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    Yep. Put the mess(outside of the dishes since you need to use them too...but scrape the food and maggots) onto her bed. Is the lease in both your names? Charge her the security deposit(since it sounds like you wont get it bacl because of her).
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    ^^ that's what I would do. Pile everything in her room. The pizza boxes, the uncovered food, the maggots, the condom. Pile it all in her rooms. Say its your mess, it stays in your room. The common areas of the house we share must stay neat and clean. Fuck up your room as much as you want.
    Tell her for every time you have to clean up her mess, your deducting $50 off your half of the rent. Your not her mother, and you will be paid for cleaning up after her.

    Also....take pictures of the mess. Photograph everythign .I bet you could take her to court to get your lease broken to move out, and make her pay for it, because she is forcing you to live in unsanitary conditions.

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    Default Re: Fucking Horrific. Help? (Long and not for the faint of heart or germaphobes)

    You guys are so much braver than I. Luckily we have separate rents but we both have to pay for damage...that's why I have tried to make a paper trail of complaints with the manager. God I wish I had 400 bucks and could move out today. The other prob is they only have 4 bedroom units left(fuck having 3 roomies)

    I totally want to dump the crap on her bed but I guess I'm just scared of the repurcussions(she is fucking evil). It's silly too cause I'm a pretty confrontational person. Man I wish I could just get out of here...grr stupid nasty bitch.
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    Default Re: Fucking Horrific. Help? (Long and not for the faint of heart or germaphobes)

    You don't have to put it in her room but you could put it just outside her door so it's difficult for her to get in or out without cleaning the shit up yet.

    Sorry your situation sounds horrible go to work every day until you can move or something I guess.

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    My boyfriend had a roommate who didn't do the dishes. One day, his roomie went on a 2-week vacation after promising that he'd do the dishes. My bf got fed up, dumped all the moldy dishes into his roomie's bathtub, closed the vents, and sealed the door. Two weeks later, the roommate opened the door and was greeted with the stench of a charnel house. He dropped to his knees, vomited, and had no choice but to clean the place with bleach. He always cleaned up after that.

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    Can you have the landlord evict her? Why should you have to move? Right now she is gone, so go talk to the landlord and ask him who he would rather have as a tenant: someone who is clean and tidy or someone who trashes the place? Pull him into your place and show him what she has done to it. Maybe that will get him to toss her out for you. Other than that, I say bag up all her mess and put the trash bags in her room.

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    Oh my God. My fear of maggots has just rasied a few points.

    What a pig. I'd say to dump all the shit on her bed too. Or atleast in her room.
    And you need to get out. You can get so sick I know its hard right now but try to save and get out. This girl isnt getting better any time soon.

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