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    Default My club is doing something kind of weird tonight...

    We are having Male strippers AND female strippers dancing in rotation together tonight! I switched to day shift today instead of 6-midnight because of the male strippers, but I think I want to hang around just to see how that is going to work. (every time I've followed a male revue, I've made crap money).

    We've got three stages and only one has a pole, so the guys will dance on the stages w/o poles and the girls will dance on the pole stage. I'm in Bend, OR right now, and it is a combo crowd of white collar professionals, resort vacationers and red necks. This should be interesting to say the least. I suspect that the men will probably leave and the club will be left with a 100% female clientele.

    I usually do fine with the female customers, but a male revue draws a different kind of female customer (drunk, ugly, fat and uber hypocritical of female strippers. I heard the male revue custys look the girls in the eye and call them whore or skank...Ummmm, I'm not the one paying to see men get naked, bitch!)

    Anyhow, should be interesting and good for a few laughs. I'm glad I can work the day shift today! I'll post an update tomorrow morning.


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    Default Re: My club is doing something kind of weird tonight...

    Oh geez...that sounds like an awful idea. I could say making the club a all male revue for a night but they probably wont get any custies that night. Most women arent like"lets go to the stripclub tonight" unless maybe its a hyperadvertised event. And like you said the female dancers will probably make them uncomfortable. I don't think I even have to say that the male custies do NOT want to see gyrating men in a gentlemen's club. What a dumb fucking idea...I'm intrigued to see how it goes though.
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    Oh boy. Should make for quite the spectacle!

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    Default Re: My club is doing something kind of weird tonight...

    is it stars doing that?! weird





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    Wow, I've heard of clubs doing a male night, but never mixing them up with female dancers! I wouldn't work either, but I would hang around to see how it goes.

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    Are there actually female dancers that WANT to work tonight? Who came up with that ridiculous idea? And who punched that guy in the head enough to make him come up with it?
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    Oh man, I really wish I was there. From a customer perspective it sounds like heaven to me... but I'm weird. Bend is not exactly a bisexual mecca and this does not sound like a lucrative idea for the dancers at all!

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    From the point of view of a straight male custy: Yuk. The male dancers--straight, gay or bi--will be superior-looking specimens, which will make us aging, unfit, graceless fuckers thoroughly miserable and, worse for the female dancers, crabby and ungenerous. Bad, bad idea.

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    Default Re: My club is doing something kind of weird tonight...

    Doesn't sound like there will be alot of money in that idea...ewwww male strippers blech!

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    Whoa

    I'm looking foward to the report!

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    There's a club in Monterey, CA that does this but it's only every other weekend (last I heard.) Conservative town. I guess it works for them.

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    They did something like that at The Brickhouse in Eugene, but I avoided it like the plague! I can't wait to hear how it goes, and see if I totally missed out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    From the point of view of a straight male custy: Yuk. The male dancers--straight, gay or bi--will be superior-looking specimens, which will make us aging, unfit, graceless fuckers thoroughly miserable and, worse for the female dancers, crabby and ungenerous. Bad, bad idea.
    ...yep, thats what once happen in Dallas. Million Dollar II (Mid 80's) girl customers did'nt like being hit on by guy customers (so girl customers quit coming). Girl dancers spent quite a bit their time shmoozing with guy dancers(so guy customers quit coming).
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    *Said in the voice of the comic book guy in the Simpsons:*

    WORST IDEA EVERRRRR!

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    My club does that once a month.......on Sat nights. It's usually pretty good, the girls come to see the guys, and end up getting dances from girls! haha. We also have shows with both guys and girls on stage at the same time, and they re pretty popular too
    I say you re doing the right thing by staying and see how it goes, let us know!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kali Doom View Post
    Are there actually female dancers that WANT to work tonight? Who came up with that ridiculous idea? And who punched that guy in the head enough to make him come up with it?
    LOL my thoughts exactly, male dancers YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Girls stripping = Acceptable.
    Guys stripping = Rolling on the floor laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    *Said in the voice of the comic book guy in the Simpsons:*

    WORST IDEA EVERRRRR!
    I totally agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackSheEp3 View Post
    Girls stripping = Acceptable.
    Guys stripping = Rolling on the floor laughing.

    I have to agree here. I would much rather watch the graceful sex appeal of a woman dancing than some semi-buff guy with a hard on waving his cock around and dry humping the floor!

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    um...wow. at least you're getting your $$ during the day and can see what happens to the lab rats at night since it IS an experiment to see how things go for the 1st time with that kind of combo...right? lol good luck either way

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    Sooo, what happened??? Spill woman, spill!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicagoeditor View Post
    From the point of view of a straight male custy: Yuk. The male dancers--straight, gay or bi--will be superior-looking specimens, which will make us aging, unfit, graceless fuckers thoroughly miserable and, worse for the female dancers, crabby and ungenerous. Bad, bad idea.
    Yeah but you have to remember A LOT of male dancers tend to be gay, and even if they aren't - most girls don't want a man who spends more time at the gym, on their hair, or on their manscaping than we spend on ourselves to get ready.

    I like a manly man. I don't want to see any girly shit in his bathroom >.< lol (My last ex had a shitload of Mary Kay skin products...it was odd. I can see guys wanting to look good, and keep their skin clean and free of acne and oil...but he just brought that to a whole new level)
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    What a crazy night! so here's what ACTUALLY happened. The male dancers (who were paid by the club like a feature) refused to share stage time during their show. So the girls were not allowed to take the stage during the male revue. (A much better idea, thank god the guys put their foot down). So as the night shift dancers came in they had the choice of either staying and watching the show (and hustling the floor if they like) or they could go home and come back a few hours later. Most stayed and watched.

    I went in at 2pm and at 3pm a water main broke right outside the club, closing the entrance to the club for 3 hours to traffic. One very determined customer rode up on the sidewalks with his motorcycle. We had no running water in the club at all! And didn't expect to get any until around 5 am the next morning.

    So, yeah, I made NO MONEY because the club was walk up only for the majority of the day shift.

    The club brought in Porta-Potties so that they could stay open, bought a bunch of ice and paper cups to keep serving everyone. I stayed for the male revue to see if I could make at least $100 or something off of the ladies (Hoping to offer lap dance lessons or something).

    On my last stage set before the male revue started I notice this man walk in and he tipped me on stage before he even took a seat. Then as he was looking for a table he gets this real confused look on his face as he realizes that he is the only male patron in the place. I couldn't help but to giggle, because I could just imagine what was going through his mind.

    I sat at his table and explained what was going on that night (he was from out of town) and he offers to pay me $100 to sit with him until the male strippers start their show (Score!), then he wanted to go do some private dances. Whoo-hoo!

    He ended up giving me somewhere in the neighborhood of $500 in three hours. We mostly stayed in the bachelor party area of the club, we had dinner and drinks and dances.

    I feel very lucky. I thought for sure I was going to have a horrible night $$ wise, but I met a truly high roller who loves strip clubs and thought the whole thing was just funny (male revue).

    It got even crazier as the male dancers were bringing their female customers back to the private dance area and gave the ladies dances while I was dancing for my customer. I felt like I had slipped into the twilight zone or something. I'm dancing for my customer and I look over and there is a mostly naked man dancing for some girls...weird.

    All in all, this one is definitely a good story for the future grandkids! Goofy weird night. I've been dancing since 1998, and this was definitely a new one on me (especially since I made money.)


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    Default Re: My club is doing something kind of weird tonight...

    sounds crazy! glad you made out like a bandit though
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    well at least it worked out for you, sounds like an interesting night

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