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    Ok..kind of embarassing but for some reason or other, I suck at this! My guy and I will be going at it and he'll say something dirty/sexy and I looooove it but then when I go to recriprocate it's like..my mind freezes and I never know what to say!! So I end up looking light a tight-ass (no pun intended ). I also know he craves this from me, and I would not let him down, if I knew what would be sexy to have him hear.
    Seriously, can someone lend me their favorite phrases/requests/commands/things to say during a good bone-down session? Anything, PLEASE! I dont care how raunchy. Actually, lol, ENCOURAGE raunchy. Girls, during sex, what X-rated utterances to you whisper/scream to your guy? Guys, what might you like to hear a woman say to you?!?

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    OMG I have the SAME problem! I have to get wasted to even think about what I want to say without blushing like mad. I'm even too shy to suggest to you what to say, but I'm hoping you'll get some good responses on this thread lol. Here are a couple websites that helped me.


    http://www.sexinfo101.com/as_talkingdirty102.shtml
    http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._guide_to.html
    http://sexuality.about.com/od/talkin.../dirtytalk.htm

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    They love to hear how big their cocks are and how deep they are inside you and how good it feels. Tell him you love his thick cock (or whatever adjective describes what you like about it) and how hard he makes you cum. They don't even mind if you say the same things over and over, LOL!

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    lmao.. sometimes i think of nasty things but at the moment i'm thinking wtf was that shit i said the other day... damn!!

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    Lol, "You're so hard." That shit is funny, I know how hard I am, but for some reason that shit makes me feel harder. lol. Shit doesn't really matter, I mean it's how you say it that does it for me. OMG, this one chick slowed me down and pulled me in real close and told me I was starting to hurt her pussy and if I could slow down. FUCK ME, Talk about reverse psychology. Swearing is also good, and telling us how you wanna get fucked. Yes, that'll get reactions. Imagination is key and don't think about it too much. You obviously got thoughts racing through your head while your doing it. Just verbalize them. I swear some of the shit I've heard I still don't understand, but I know if I heard them again it would get the same reaction out of me. It don't have to make sense, say whatever is on your mind. I mean we fucking think about sex all the time whatever you think of saying we'll interpret to have some sexual conotations.
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    ::taking mental notes::

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    I know right datchapin!


    Reading Yek's post over morning coffee while I'm trying to wake up it actually reads sorta funny but I'll be damned if I don't feel like the king of the world if I hear that in the middle of sex!

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    They love to hear how big their cocks are and how deep they are inside you and how good it feels. Tell him you love his thick cock (or whatever adjective describes what you like about it) and how hard he makes you cum. They don't even mind if you say the same things over and over, LOL!

    I guess basically our frail little egos need to be stroked almost as much as our members, sounds pitiful but hey it works trust me.

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    I always found that if I thought to much about it or the guy mentioned anything about it I couldnt or wouldnt say anything.

    I usually just say stuff about them being so big and so far inside me and how hard they are and how they fuck me good. Random shit but in the heat of the moment and the deep breathing and the connection I think you could say just about anything (soup or salad comes to mind) and the man would just think yeah, im going to put this ranch all over you in a few minutes.

    haha (ok, i think Im funny)

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    I told my BF once that his dick is the size of a baby's arm, that freaked him the fuck out. LOL. Also if I tell him he's hurting me in a good way, he'll stop doing me and i'll have to blow him instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiyla View Post
    Ok..kind of embarassing but for some reason or other, I suck at this! My guy and I will be going at it and he'll say something dirty/sexy and I looooove it but then when I go to recriprocate it's like..my mind freezes and I never know what to say!! So I end up looking light a tight-ass (no pun intended ). I also know he craves this from me, and I would not let him down, if I knew what would be sexy to have him hear.
    Seriously, can someone lend me their favorite phrases/requests/commands/things to say during a good bone-down session? Anything, PLEASE! I dont care how raunchy. Actually, lol, ENCOURAGE raunchy. Girls, during sex, what X-rated utterances to you whisper/scream to your guy? Guys, what might you like to hear a woman say to you?!?
    "You get me so so hot. I.. just.. want to do your laundry...."


    See how that works.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    "You get me so so hot. I.. just.. want to do your laundry...."


    See how that works.

    Hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    They love to hear how big their cocks are and how deep they are inside you and how good it feels. Tell him you love his thick cock (or whatever adjective describes what you like about it) and how hard he makes you cum. They don't even mind if you say the same things over and over, LOL!
    Yes, yes, yes! I also mention how wet he makes me and how turned on I am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prester_John View Post
    "You get me so so hot. I.. just.. want to do your laundry...."


    See how that works.

    Damn right you'll wanna do my laundry! That's how dirty we're gonna do it!

    Trust me on this anything you say can be slapped with sexual connotations. No matter how stupid it may sound.
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    Laundry, eh??

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    tell him he's a big bad dirty fucker boy.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    Also if I tell him he's hurting me in a good way, he'll stop doing me and i'll have to blow him instead.
    aww that sucks i love when it hurts in a good way


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    Tell him some imaginative shit to make it memorable.

    "You're like a human vibrator."
    "Hiroshima's got nothing on his tool."
    "You can feel his dick touching the back of your bellybutton."
    "He's a disgusting and depraved individual and you're loving it."
    "OMG you can't remember your name the sex is so good."
    "He's gonna turn you into a nympho."

    That last one not only works at the moment, but motivates him to get it back up so he can really try and accomplish it.... or is that just me it works on. All of these are sleepers. They don't get the immediate reaction, but once it clicks, 30 secs. tops you'll know. With me I slow down a little bit as what's said dawns on me and then it's like a fucking shot of adrenaline.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveSexMoney View Post
    aww that sucks i love when it hurts in a good way
    me too. i don't mind walking like a penguin the next day. i am a small chic and fragile looking, he's scared he might break me. lol

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    You fuck me so good.

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    lmao.. sometimes i think of nasty things but at the moment i'm thinking wtf was that shit i said the other day... damn!!
    That's exactly how it should be, though. If it's contrived and canned and not particularly spontaneous, it feels artificial and patronizing, so delivery is everything. Extemporaneous outbursts work best, even if they sound odd upon sober and satiated reflection.

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    hmmm well...i mean i guess u gotta know what turns u on and what turns him on..instead of jus saying random dirty things, you know? but yeah i noticed guys love when u talk about their big, thick, hard, cock hurting your pussy...haha. i guess it makes em feel like a REAL man.

    i mean me and b/f already have it down( i mean we been with eachother for a while now..) so we know what phrases/words that turn eachother on. lol. so maybe if he says something in bed that u liked, later u can be like "wow that really turned me on" so that he knows.

    for us, i guess it depends what mood we are in. sometimes we jus moan without saying anything. but alot of the times, he'll call me a slut and all these other dirty things and tell me to shut up while he fucks me(haha) and ill play the role of little innocent, cant do anything girl. ill scream, say Owww and what not. lol. i dont know but we both really like that. he jus likes to punish, and i liked to BE punished

    ok ENOUGH about that..but yeah, just play around with words, dont be embarassed. like maybe talk about what u will like to hear in bed and he can tell u wut he'd like to hear, you know? but i mean yeah it is kind of embarassing - i mean my b/f does way more dirty talk to me than i do to him. i dont know why guys find it so easier?
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    I was talking with my ex last night and brought this up and he said that "When your done fucking me, I want to suck your dick" would TOTALLY do it for him.

    Sad.. I didn't know that.

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    I suck at it too, so I try to feed off whatever he's saying, and twist it around and say it back. Example, him "oh your pussy is so wet" me "oh you're making me so wet" blah blah blah etc. If you can't think of anything, just go with what he's talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    I told my BF once that his dick is the size of a baby's arm, that freaked him the fuck out. LOL.
    Don't know why but this had me laughing really loud!!

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    great ideas, now I'm just waiting for the opportunity to employ some of them

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