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    Default I'm an amateur porn star!

    Haha, I'm not actually doing porn or magazine work, although it does look like an extreme close-up from those cheap trashy porno mags in which ugly people send photos of them spreading their pussies as wide as they can.

    I got a bad, unhygienic, now infected Brazilian wax, as stated here. Anyhoo, I'm hoping that it doesn't become a bad infection. They gave me a gift certificate for a free Brazilian, which I will get from my regular aesthetician rather than the stupid bitch who I settled with this time. Since I could have gotten something seriously yucky from her dirty habits, and since the salon owner told me to come in tomorrow if it's still ouchy , I'm going to go in to the salon tomorrow. I'm going to explain that I'm in pain, that I could have gotten something nasty from her dirty habits, and see if I can get more compensation for my pain. I'm also keeping evidence, like my receipt with her name on it and photos of my ouchy nether regions.

    My boyfriend took pictures of my pussy and asshole. Very graphic, close-up, high-resolution, photos of my pussy and asshole. Isn't he such a sport? I was sooo embarassed but I trust him. They're sooo unsexy. There's two of me spreading my lips and butt cheeks wide to show red, raw, ouchy, puffy, excoriated rashes around my anus, perineum, and labia. I also developed an infection (I honestly think it's from the gross, bacteria-laden infected skin messing with my vaginal chemistry), so there's thick, white cottage cheese funk leaking. The third is a photo of my ouchy, red, spotty mons.

    Anyone wanna see? Offer money for graphic, close up photos? Know anyone who would be willing to pay big bucks for their fucked up fetishes? Just kidding, haha. These are for evidence.

    Any advice for presenting my case and pains to the salon tomorrow? I've spent good money on Vagisil, Monistat, analgesic cream, Neosporin, etc, which I feel I need to be compensated.

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    Hm... that doesn't sound like a yeast infection, it sounds like bacterial vaginosis. Vagisil and Monistat would make that MUCH worse. Have you been to the doctor to make sure?

    I've never seen a yeast infection produce bleeding or cottage cheese, but BV will do that. I would hold off on the yeast infection treatments until you're sure it's not BV.

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    I don't think it's BV. It doesn't smell fishy. It's chunky, and kinda smells like beer. I've had enough yeast infections to be pretty sure that this is yeast, and I've had a couple BV infections which were nothing like what I have now.

    I'm not bleeding, at least not from my pussy. The rashes are leaving little pinpricks of blood.

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    Well I don't really want to see your graphic photos, but now I'm curious. So who was the lady who did it? I want to make sure I don't let her anywhere near my cookie.

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    Default Re: I'm an amateur porn star!

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Hm... that doesn't sound like a yeast infection, it sounds like bacterial vaginosis. Vagisil and Monistat would make that MUCH worse. Have you been to the doctor to make sure?

    I've never seen a yeast infection produce bleeding or cottage cheese, but BV will do that. I would hold off on the yeast infection treatments until you're sure it's not BV.
    Actually cottage cheese thick type discharge is crazy common/normal with a yeast infection. The bleeding is common too, same with thrush which is yeast infection of the mouth. Sometimes the fungal infection clings to the mucus membrane and brushing it off can leave a scraped weeping bleeding type thing.

    BV produces a thinner more odiferous discharge.

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    With a yeast infectionthat bad, you'd be best going to a dr and gettign prescription grade cream with Diflucan(the pill) as a back up.

    I just had to do this because of a particularly resistant yeast infection so trust me..i feel your pain. Plus having a dr verify it will help if you decide to sue them. You wont have a leg to stand on if you dont have a dr's diagnosis. They could just say that the pics were old or that you doctored them.
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    I'm not going to sue, I just want some compensation for my pain. I'm also taking up the offers that the salon is giving me, and having some backing for it.

    Silva gave me the wax. She's not that good.

    If this persists, I'm getting my butt to planned parenthood. Monistat 7 usually does the trick. The big problem with yeast infections is that people want fast-acting relief. I would never use the 1-day formula, or even the 3. I've always been able to fight them off with a full round. I don't want to have a snatch full of resistant yeast.

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