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    What do you do about military guys?? I can always tell if they're in the military, but most get offended if you don't guess the right branch. Marines hate being called Army guys, Air force hate being mistaken for navy, etc. What do you do about our hotttt men in arms??

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    I should add that I got a few dances from a guy 'cause I guessed what branch he was in, but I've also gotten turned down by guys when I didn't get what they do military-wise...

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    Ask the doorguy who checked their ID's.

    At very least, your doorman should know every customers first name.
    A talented door guy (like mine, who speaks 8 languages) will memorize everything.

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    Play dumb.

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    I agree ^^ play dumb and like you don't know alot about the defense forces

    Have them tell you all about it... might make them feel "special" because they get to "educate" you about it all


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    GoldCoastGirl, that's a great idea. Men love to educate us poor lil stripper girls... haha...

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    Just ask "what branch are you in?" That doesn't seem offensive.

    On a side note... military boys... sigh..

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    While were on this topic I've noticed that military guys LOVE the Metallica song "One" I've had guys walk up to the stage with tears in their eyes after hearing that song
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    mmmm, military men.... *pant*

    i hav a thing for men with shaved heads and put that in a uniform? dhaJFNJDACBJDSKBCDlfhuewfjewk.fNEGj!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexis81 View Post
    While were on this topic I've noticed that military guys LOVE the Metallica song "One" I've had guys walk up to the stage with tears in their eyes after hearing that song
    This song is about a soldier fighting in a war and a mortar blows off in his face. He can't hear, see, smell, taste and he doesn't have arms or legs. He comes out of a coma in a hospital. During the time he is in the hospital he reflects on his life and things his father told him. Eventually the doctors get worried because he's having spasms all the time, but he doesn't seem to be dying. They call in the general and he can't figure it out either but the soldier with the general recognizes it. "Its Morse code," he says. The general asks what he is saying and the soldier looks for a minute and then says, "He is saying K-I-L-L- M-E over and over againThe lyrics are based on the novel Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, which is about World War I. A specific passage that inspired the song is: "How could a man lose as much of himself as I have and still live?

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    Two things. When you find out that they're in the service, tell them that you're feeling very patriotic. When you're done, tell them that you appreciate what they do.

    I've noticed that many of the soldiers coming back from overseas are in sensory overload when they come into the club (mine is set up with a tropical theme). Most of the ones I've danced for have hearing loss to some degree, so speak up, smile big, be genuine.

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    most military guys are there to have fun. some of them like to talk about iraq (or where ever) but most do NOT. (my old club was 500 ft from ft riley, where the big red one is stationed, most of my customers were military)

    treat them like they're men, for the most part they are the most respectful guys in the club. and tampadancer has it right, if you ren't sure what branch they're in, ask. some of them will tell you exactly what they do in their branch, and by that i mean, they'll tell you something like, "11 bravo" which means nothing to me. so just ask. they'll let ya know.

    what always worked for me, was i'd keep touching their arms, and commenting on how hot they were. they do 2 hours of PT every morning, they have nice bodies, they know it! so let them know that you know it too...

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    Unless Military ID's have changed a lot, asking the door guy for help is not going to get you too far. Mine had USA in tiny tiny little letters, otherwise they all looked the same. Better bets: Learn the rank structure of each branch, at least enough to recognize which ranks come from which branch. Then if they want you to guess, say "Sure, but give me a hint. what rank are you?" Or you can ask where they went to basic or ask to see a picture of them in their dress uniform. Asking about their actaul job as a way of finding their branch can get confusing, since sometimes you will find navy guys working on airplanes or soldiers detached to air force units and so on.

    Also, each branch has its own words for things. The guy who trains you in basic training is a Drill Sergent in the Army, and a DI (drill instructor) in the marines. If you pick up on that, it will be easier to tell the branches apart.

    BTW, 11Bravo is the job designation (MOS, or Military Occupational Specialty) for an infantryman. This is ALWAYS Army. IIB's are the guys wyo see running around on foot, in the trenches, shooting from behind sandbags, etc, in war movies. 11B's were the guys getting off the boats in Private Ryan.


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    Yeah, I don't think looking at the i.d. would be helpful. I have one cause my dad's air force and I'm dependent. I'm pretty sure all the branches look pretty much the same. Anyway, thanks so much for the advice girls!

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    Dont different branches of the military have different haircuts? Couldnt you be able to recognize what branch they are in by their haircut? Im sure that would impress the hell out of a guy if you could guess that not only was he in the military, btu what branch. I think its good to have a basic knowledge of many things, that way, no mater what a guy is interetsed in, you can carry on somewhat of an inteligent conversation with him. A little about football, a little about baseball, a little about politics, a little about cars.....

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    BMIwmt. Thanks for the meaning of the song. I'm not a huge Metallica fan, however I'm going to download it and listen to the lyrics more carefully.
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    I simply ask: "what branch are you from" From there they tell me, and I listen. After being educated on their branch and where they have served I ALWAYS say, "you know I have a friend, cousin, neighbor (whoever) who is in (name the soldiers branch) and he was over there for X amount of years. " I then tell them how my friend coudlnt' wait to get home and see some girls cause he had gone to long without seeing the hot ones!" usually the soldier will be in agreeance, laughing and such. That's when I say, "so then that means you sitting here with me is a good thing huh?" And that's when we go dance







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    No Problem Alexis, I knew that useless knowlege would come in handy one day !

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    Dont guess..ask
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    The point of the OP was that guys were wanting her to guess, and she wanted to be able to guess with some accuracy as a way of selling dances/not offending any one.

    All military think their branch is the best and ought to be they only branch. They do frequently want you to guess, and if you guess wrong, they do get offended. Guessing right is very hard to do, unless you have specialized knowledge.

    The reason they act this way is because your branch becomes part of your identity. I have been out for over 10 years now, but if somebody asked me to describe myself, I would still say I am a US army vet. Not just a vet, but ARMY. When people get it wrong, it is as annoying to me as when somebody calls me a blonde, or assumes I am Polish . (I am an Irish redheaded Army vet, in case you were unsure.)


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    I can almost always guess Marines... their arms are cut a certain way.. larger forearm and their bicep seems rounder and harder than other branches..its hot.
    My hubby is Army- no Marine arms, oh well LOL
    Course people are all different no matter what branch, but I've had decent success in guessing by their arms.
    I dunno, maybe cause I've been around alot of military guys- but I dont dig 'em. I've had guys come in saying they've been to Iraq just to score a free dance- seriously- how sad. I had an Air Force guy tell me he was in Iraq for a year, I said "wow, usually Air Force is over there 4-6 months, why a year?" and then he admitted "Ok, so I haven't really been there... yet." Lame.
    But some are very respectful and cool

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    At our club, we give military discounts...only 5 bucks off the cover (which is 20), but security always gets their name and right before a 2 for 1 (during which all the girls line up and walk off the stage), the DJ will announce their name and tell the crowd to give him a standing ovation for their service. During this, the whole club pretty much comes to a halt and all the girls will be standing on stage clapping and all the customers will be clapping and many people actually get teary-eyed, me included. Hustling aside, these guys have always really appreciated 100+ people standing and applauding their efforts and I think they deserve it wholeheartedly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmiWMT14 View Post
    No Problem Alexis, I knew that useless knowlege would come in handy one day !
    I don't consider that useless knowledge. It's not a song I play a lot, since there are many more commonly acceptable (acceptable in a stripclub venue such as mine, that is) Metallica songs to choose from. But I have played it.

    I am glad to know there's a meaning behind it. I started to read that book Johnny Got His Gun, being into military history--but regrettably left it somewhere and never finished it.

    I sincerely thank you for enlightening me.

    Given the recent furor over our VA hospitals, about which I have heard some real horror stories in the past, it's eminently useful--if you have a conscience.
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    You can identify the Marines by their haircuts (that's why they call them Jarheads). The rest of them, there's no problem just asking what branch. Military guys have always been my best customers, hands down. The best way to get in on their good side is when you find out they're in the service, give them a big hug and say thank you.

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    Not a problem Djoser, Matter of fact I think I met you in Daytona, your old club would sponsor us during speedweeks!

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