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    Hi everybody!

    I finally got the courage to visit my local chippendale clubs, and it turns out one of them is having an amateur strip contest in mid-May . They're building quite a clientele and, even though they are currently settled on the number of dancers they want, they will be hiring some new guys in the near future.

    This gives me roughly two months to put an act together. I don't want to be just another cop/cowboy/fireman/whatever. I really want to ace this contest and work there, and I want a costume/character a little out of the ordinary, something that makes me stand out from the other 30/40 guys.

    In the mean time, I want to go this Saturday and audition for another club. It's not as good as the other one, but they are hiring and are willing to accomodate clumsy, rythmically-challenged strippers. The only catch is I will have to do a "shower show" and be fully nude . I'm taking it as a chance to get some experience, build my stage presence, and practice my moves so I'm not a complete amateur when I finally go to the contest.

    Any ideas, tips, and general words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks.

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    Hmmm.. this may be a little too "costume-y" for you.. but I definetely have a thing for doctors Get you a stethoscope and a white lab coat and go to town!

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    just do a simple sexy businessman that would be hot. good luck to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aubrey_anderson View Post
    Hmmm.. this may be a little too "costume-y" for you.. but I definetely have a thing for doctors Get you a stethoscope and a white lab coat and go to town!
    Thanks, Aubrey! You're definitely my kind of lady! I was thinking that a sexy doctor could go well with the audience. The lab coat shoud not be a problem, and I might even get my hand on some scrubs to complete the look. I know, the scrubs probably don't look very sexy, but I will not be wearing them for long

    krchab99, I like your idea as well.

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    ooohhh male strippers yummmm

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    Such a world of diff between male n female stripping. We don't have to have a theme persay, whereas with guys I've yet to see a dancer without one. So anyway, the other suggestions are hot, and/or how bout a teacher? Snap that yardstick! ;] Or get hella-tan and be a beach bum mebbe

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    Quote Originally Posted by phairestofthemall View Post
    Such a world of diff between male n female stripping. We don't have to have a theme persay, whereas with guys I've yet to see a dancer without one. So anyway, the other suggestions are hot, and/or how bout a teacher? Snap that yardstick! ;] Or get hella-tan and be a beach bum mebbe
    Yeah, unfortunately it's ALL about show/costumes/embracing male stereotypes for you guys. But it sure looks hot. hehe well let me describe MY fantasy, that would be TOTALLY original... nascar may not be hot (...*eew*) but motorcycles are, and biker boys always top my list.... can you get a hand on some leathers??? Not necessarily the ass-chaps Pride Parade Cruizer look.... like, the MotoGP look... THAT is hot... an outfit complete w/ dark-shielded helmet would actually make you anonymous for a time on stage... taking off the helmet in itself is HOT because people finally put a face to the anonymity. And if not leathers, then 2-piece textile are often snap-aways and zippers... perfect for a show. and the theme music is easy to get. Look under "race themes" in out music section. If any of your buddies ride who would let you borrow their gear for a night...

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    I'll just pop in to applaud the Blade Runner reference. That is all.
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    Wow, Embyr, I think you just kicked my idea's ass I'm still gonna have to vote for the doctor idea though... Maybe that's subconsciously why I'm in nursing school?

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    Thanks a lot, Embyr! That is an awesome idea. Maybe when I'm experienced enough and start doing bachelorette/birthday parties I'll add the biker boy theme. Sounds like a winner. For now, I think it will be easier for me to start with the doctor theme, pick up some money and experience, and then add the biker boy to the menu.

    Thanks a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deckard View Post
    Thanks a lot, Embyr! That is an awesome idea. Maybe when I'm experienced enough and start doing bachelorette/birthday parties I'll add the biker boy theme. Sounds like a winner. For now, I think it will be easier for me to start with the doctor theme, pick up some money and experience, and then add the biker boy to the menu.

    Thanks a lot.
    no prob... but whatever the outcome, you must post pics. eheh

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    If I make a not-so-serious suggestion?

    During a joke, a male friend joked about being a stripper, stripping down to his banana hammock. He mentioned it was yellow with a little red chili pepper on the front. I thought it was kinda sexy. XP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Embyr View Post
    Yeah, unfortunately it's ALL about show/costumes/embracing male stereotypes for you guys. But it sure looks hot. hehe well let me describe MY fantasy, that would be TOTALLY original... nascar may not be hot (...*eew*) but motorcycles are, and biker boys always top my list.... can you get a hand on some leathers??? Not necessarily the ass-chaps Pride Parade Cruizer look.... like, the MotoGP look... THAT is hot... an outfit complete w/ dark-shielded helmet would actually make you anonymous for a time on stage... taking off the helmet in itself is HOT because people finally put a face to the anonymity. And if not leathers, then 2-piece textile are often snap-aways and zippers... perfect for a show. and the theme music is easy to get. Look under "race themes" in out music section. If any of your buddies ride who would let you borrow their gear for a night...
    omg my fantasy too im not into racing motorcycle dudes, but long haired earrings tattooed dudes. hahaha get some Harley gear and I'd throw you my $$$

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    If you can't dance, have no rhythm etc. you are going to have to go for the laughs. I once did a bag-lady bit at an amature contest, and made $138 in 7 minutes on stage.

    Call me sick and twisted, but I've always wanted to see a stripping Elvis. Or an Austin Powers. How about a nerdy-hot pizza guy? Hobo would be kind of cute, too (the sexy hitcher is a nice female fantasy). If you can get the audience laughing and enjoying your show *before* the clothes come off, when the clothes do come off, they will go wild.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Nerdy pizza guy, hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! NOW THATS AMAZING.

    How 'bout a mechanic, with greased back hair and everything? A bad boy greaser type!

    A ninja?
    An astronaut?
    An ice cream man?

    How 'bout an artist routine where you strip down and start painting yourself? lol

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    for themes, I'd go for something that all people, weather girl or guy, fantasize about - Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt naked. I saw an amazing chippendale show where one guy dressed up as Captain jack Sparrow and all the guys and girls were swooning over him. He didnt look a thing like him, but it was the idea behind the fantasy that got us all cheering for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by burnedrose View Post
    for themes, I'd go for something that all people, weather girl or guy, fantasize about - Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt naked. I saw an amazing chippendale show where one guy dressed up as Captain jack Sparrow and all the guys and girls were swooning over him. He didnt look a thing like him, but it was the idea behind the fantasy that got us all cheering for him.
    Hahaha, oh yeah! How about Orlando Bloom in his elf costume?




    PS, no, I'm not joking.

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    I was waiting for a Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow reference!

    *swoons*

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    I used to choreograph for the male dancers at a strip club in my home state. (was dance major in college, lol) If you want any suggestions PM me. I would reccommend putting together a very sharp routine to cool music, nothing cheesy. Also, I know you don't want to do a "typical thing" but with male strippers, that is what sells... you know, the doctor, indian cheif, cop, etc. I did a set for a guy in a buisiness outfit with a breif case and everything set to Pink Floyd's money that went over pretty well.
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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