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    Okay, custies, is this just a nice way to say that you don't want anymore dances from me, or is it possible to have too much of a good thing?

    Several times a night, I have guys tell me they can't "handle" another dance because they're getting too "worked up" after like only 2 dances. I've always kind of sensed it was just a "nice" way of saying no.

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    ^ i get the same thing some times, and i wonder too... but i think it is a nice way of saying no.

    Love it!

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    I used to get that when they looked like they were about to "pop", followed by rushing to the bathroom.

    Some guys are such lightweights, I didn't even grind!

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    Glamzon I get that alot from customers too. Hell, and I'm not even a heavy grinder. I also get the dipsticks who during conversation tell me "they can't handle a dance from me" it's like the ultimate blow off...I wish a guy would just tell me no thanks instead of going on and on about how he can't handle me cause I'm so hot and sexy. Sheesh!







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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    its a way of saying no . they cant handle another one or got no more money.

    i think most of us guys really do try to be nice, a lot of us just dont understand what its like to be on the other side of all are bullshit lines
    we just try to hard to sound kool -- cute -- funny---





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    I just say id love too but i spent too much already.

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    When they say this to me, I always think..ahh didn't take our Viagra today, what a shame.

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    It's the same as when you go out to eat.

    "Would you like to see our dessert menu?"
    "I couldn't possibly eat any more."

    It's just another way to decline without saying "no." Whether it's because you really had your fill or you can't afford to pay for the 3-Layer chocolate cake is up for debate.

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    "I can't handle another one."

    It means their brain wants its blood back. No blood in brain = stupid lines coming from mouth, particuarly if alcohol is tossed into the mixture.

    Either that or you cleaned them out.
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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    It's just a nice way to say no.

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    Okay, custies, is this just a nice way to say that you don't want anymore dances from me, or is it possible to have too much of a good thing?
    It's absolutely possible. After about five dances in the medium- to high-contact range, I'm physically uncomfortable doing any more. Plus, at most of the clubs I hit, it's an even $100 bill for the dances, so it's easy to monitor spending while at the same time ensuring that I can still walk without blue balls.

    Now, if I've had half a bottle of Grey Goose, it's easier to go for more dances...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    Okay, custies, is this just a nice way to say that you don't want anymore dances from me, or is it possible to have too much of a good thing?

    Several times a night, I have guys tell me they can't "handle" another dance because they're getting too "worked up" after like only 2 dances. I've always kind of sensed it was just a "nice" way of saying no.
    Well, it could be. And if it is, you got 2 dances out of what could have been a total pass off.

    But if your dances are higher contact, for me, there's a line crossed between "Hot" and "Restraining myself"... if a dancer is capably of turning me on to the point that I need to "Restrain myself" to remain gentlemanly, I call the dance, normally saying just that.

    It's a party, there's tease, and torture. Once the latter I become a danger to my self and my wallet.

    Anyways, I'm more a "giver" in that department.

    and...I'm full of shit.
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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    What's the big deal? Most guys feel like they need to offer some form of excuse for not continuing to buy dances, and this seems as good as any. Unless I'm with a fave, I usually get two dances, and then tell the dancer that I'm pacing myself and want to get dances from several others. Most everyone is OK with this response.

    And to you Ms. LL, I WOULD have gotten more than two dances if you hadn't gone on stage last Thursday! Several more....

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    I guess I am not that creative...I just say..."no thank you...I am fine right now..."

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    I think most of the time the custy is ready to move on but I do believe once it a while the dude does get over excited especially if hes a youngen and randy. Miss D had a young customer the other night who bailed after two songs from a $300 pre-paid half hour VIP for just that reason.

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    I've said this once. But the situation was totally stupid. I approached this chick about getting dances before heading to the RR thinking I would just get one. But then when we ended up back there for a while and I just couldn't last another song. I felt like such a perv, but dammit I needed to piss. I came back and we did a lot more songs. Yeah, I felt much better after relieving myself. lol.
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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    Ive said it and meant it before. I had money left and everything. But after an hour or so your um, cash and prizes need a break.

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    I seriously like to take a break between 3-5 dances.

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    LOL- Glam, I hate to be crass, but I think it means they are going to cum in their pants if you keep dancing.
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    i get this too. i think it means our dances are too hot and we need to tone em down!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    LOL- Glam, I hate to be crass, but I think it means they are going to cum in their pants if you keep dancing.
    LOL...I've definitely run into a few that didn't care to have me stop the dance, but that's a whole different thread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glamazon View Post
    LOL...I've definitely run into a few that didn't care to have me stop the dance, but that's a whole different thread!
    Sadly, so have I. So have I.
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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    If I ever spent over 100$ on a dancer in my town shed be arrested for prostitution x.x yes my town is bad

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    ^^^^^^
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    Trojan = trojan horse = troll and PL.

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    Default Re: "I can't handle another one."

    Glam, I've found that the types of customer that says this doesn't mean "they" can't handle another dance....but rather THEIR WALLET can't handle another dance.

    This is especially true of downstairs CC-P customers: at $10 a dance a lot of custies want to get lots of dances from lots of different girls and often cap the # of dances they get from one girl to 2 or 4.
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