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    So my neighbor and I are talking today, and he tells me "hey, at about 3 pm on Wednesday, there were three people sitting in a car in your driveway, just hanging out. They looked to be about 18-20, and had a sort of a ghetto look about them. They didn't appear to be doing anything, but it was weird."

    Mind you, I live in Suburbia with a capital S.

    The people that lived in this house before me had a daughter who was a total dirtslut and would hang out with ghetto lowlifes. The first few months I was in the house, I had a few minor weird things happen that made me think that someone this girl knew didn't know the house had changed hands, and they were of the impression it was ok to still come around (beer bottle in the yard, signs of someone smoking, vandalism to my Xmas decorations). However, it's been a few years since they've moved out, so I don't know if this ties in or not.

    Not worried, but more like a little pissed off that some creep would sit in my driveway and "hang." What the fuck? I'd like to park my car down the street one day and see if these fuckers show up to use my driveway as their hangout.

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    Can you ask your neighbors to call you if they see this again? Then, if you dont kow who it is you can call the cops and get them thrown off for trespassing at least.
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    Shoot first, then ask questions. . . no, just kidding

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    ^^^ I agree. too bad it wasn't dark out, I have neighbors that live off of their floodlights.. Just stepping into their driveway will turn them on.
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    Default Re: Fucktards sitting in my driveway

    I love the word fucktards. I'm gonna start using that.

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    What are the chances that they are using your address to receive items bought on line or through mail order with stolen credit cards? I read an article about that happening to people before.

    Ask your neighbor to keep and eye out for that kind of activity. I am home all day and kind of watch out for that kind of crap on my street.


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    Default Re: Fucktards sitting in my driveway

    It's a great word. Contraction of fucking retards, which is what these slimwits seem to be.

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    oh definitely call the cops. don't try to confront these dumases yourself. police presence is the best deterrent for recurring crap.

    ask the neighbor to watch too. i'm sure they don't want a return to slumburbia. i'm sure they threw a party when the last family moved and improved their home values.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoopy View Post
    oh definitely call the cops. don't try to confront these dumases yourself. police presence is the best deterrent for recurring crap.

    ask the neighbor to watch too. i'm sure they don't want a return to slumburbia. i'm sure they threw a party when the last family moved and improved their home values.
    Oh the neighbors fucking LOVE me. They were on the verge of buying the house themselves to get rid of the last batch (who, apparently also fought a lot and would take their fights outside in the yard and street, replete with screaming and throwing things at each other).

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    I suggest the following:

    Get some cheap area blocking strip... and in florescent chalk, outline a body the LOOKS like it just got out of a car, and break a ketchup bottle on the ground, and after an hour or so, clean it up (should leave a nice temporary stain) Throw some religious pamphlets down to make the news

    OR My personal fav...

    If you have them, change the motion detecting flood lights to directional highbeam lights, you can get some in excess of 400w (I used 5).

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    ^mast, i like that idea

    Love it!

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    Default Re: Fucktards sitting in my driveway

    landmines might help too.

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    Default Re: Fucktards sitting in my driveway

    Haha, ^. Good luck, Mr. H. Been havin' a few weird neighbor probs. myself here..


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