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    How to Shower

    Hey anyone seen this video? its funny and true...u'll especaily get it if u live with your man...

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/412867...wer_men_women/

    lol but my b/f got me into the peeing in the shower thing, even though before i thought it was gross..but its great! it makes me feel free! haha
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    My husband is the "woo woo" guy
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    LOL. This was funny and soo true. My bf pees in the shower to, it irkes the shit out of me, and he does leave butt hairs on the soap. He also shaves his balls in the shower and NEVER rinses the hair down. He uses 2 towels, one to wrap around his waist, and one to go over his shoulders, but he never dries off.
    This is why he showers in one bathroom, and I shower in my own seperate bathroom. And I REFUSE to scrub his bathtub. So you know how he cleans it out? He buys draino which eats away the soap scum and ball hair, and he just pours draino all over the tub, lets it sit a few minutes, then uses the shower head to rinse it down.
    Meh..whatever. At least he puts his boxers in the laundry hamper now.

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    I almost alllways would pee in the shower. I don't remember exactly when I started,but I know there was a time when I didn't have that habit. There are times when I refrained...like at a guest's house, or when i'd be at a boyfriend's place <<heehee because then they might smell the pee since hot water turns it a bit steamy plus I think they'd catch on that i pissed in the shower, so i'd use the toilet so then they'll hear it and i'd get to keep up appearnances and seem all nice and proper >>

    It's sort of a waste of toilet water to not just pee in the shower when you're taking a shower, right?

    It's sort of a taboo topic. But it's silly for it to be taboo. It's not like you're shitting in the shower, right? It just washes right down the drain, along with everything else, and gets mixed in with the sewage after all. I think a lot of people pee in the shower but don't like to admit that they do. It's probably because we all know that people will react saying "ewww...yuck!" when really the people saying "eww, yuck!" probably pee in the showers as well.

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    I have always peed in the shower. Pee is sterile.

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    My ex-husband used to do the woo-woo dance!! OMG, I thought he was weird, I had no idea that so many men did this! K, of course, would never do it... he dislikes anything silly or gross, he even hates farts. Now HE is weird.

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    Thats so cute.
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    It's funny cause the first like 4parts of the male shower were similar to my routine. I ALWAYS take my clothes off in my room, throwing them everywhere. Oh, and I walk to the bathroom naked.







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    I shower like a girl.....35 mins for the win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MishaBliss View Post
    My husband is the "woo woo" guy
    omg my boyfriend doesn't have to be on the way to the shower OR naked to whip it out and say 'woo woo' .. it's totally juvenile and hardly amusing to anyone but himself. lol

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    I pee in the shower, pee isn't a big deal, you're wiping it all over your vag in little bits everyday, it's actually cleaner to do it in the shower. My bf has never done the woo-woo thing though, hmmmm.

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    Yuck this is why I need my own bathroom
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    hahahaha i sorta shower like a guy for the first part too. walk around naked, do the woo woo thing-but with my boobs at my bf. hah and i pee in the shower. its just pee althoguh i dont do that whole facial scrub shit, i probably should tho...

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    My partner woowoos me... and I woowoo him... then we both woowoo in bed.


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    This was funny. Mine says he doesn't masterbate in the shower because the water is too hot. I don't believe him. Anybody else's guy claim he doesn't jerk off in the shower?

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    I can understand that. Ever seen what happens to sperm when it hits hot water?! o.O


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    actualy yeah haha i take off my clothes n put em everywhere(depends what mood im in..if im in a crappy mood, ill jus throw em everywhere. if im in an OKAY mood il put em away first)

    n its too hot to have a bathrobe heere so ya i walk to the bathroom nekkid too.

    mermaindz - i also do the woo woo thing with my boobs sometimes haha.

    once in a while ill blow my nose in the bathroom..bugt nearly not as often and not as fucking LOUD as my b/f does it.
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    My boy totally doesn't dry himself off either. He'll just dry his face and wrap the towel around him and leave a trail of wet footprints to the loungeroom for me to slip on later (we have wooden floors). I think he's started doing it on purpose now just to annoy me!!

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    I'm so that guy in the video.

    Plus, I don't think as many guys masturbate in the shower as you think. That water just makes it tougher to get down to business. Just go take care of business before hand, woowoo at the girl, then clean up, woowoo again, then think about getting dressed.
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    I shower like a dude, apparently. I strip in the bedroom (throwing everythiong everywhere), then walk to the shower. I "woo-woo" at my boy. When I get to the bathroom, I spend a good chunk of time admoring my boobs and butt. I don't think I've ever used a loofah. I still make shampoo mohawks, but my hair's too long to stay upright. I pee in the shower (and my boy doesn't. weird). When I get out, I towel off my arms and hang a towel over my shoulders. My boy is trying to train me out of this, because he says it makes the floor slippery.

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    *snerk* I definitely shower like a guy. Except for the drying off part. Too many drafts here to wander around wet! (But I do walk around naked- before and after!)

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    I'm guilty of the "woo-woo', blowing my nose in the shower, and occasionally rubbing one out. Hey, it's a nice quiet private place to do it, and I'm already nekkid. I shave in the shower, too so we'd have to add that in somewhere. I DO totally dry off, though, with one of those ginormous bath sheet towels.
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