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    where can i go to learn how to dance like stripper..?? i know if i practice i want look so horrid, but i dont know how much it will cost or where to go to learn this seductive craft..

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    btw i know my previous post said i dance, but i learned the dancing i did then wasnt a real club it was by evil dudes that were searching for women to pimp so i took almost years hitus due to being scared to try again..... men suck

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    Default Re: i wanna be a stripper really bad but i am uncoordinated....

    Learn as you go, honey. I can't stripper-dance for shit and I work exclusively in showbars where you're paid for your stage shows. You'll learn to move better and dance more fluidly with practice. Eventually you'll find your style and settle into it.

    Interestingly enough, the only formal dance training I've ever had was in Irish step and I very often catch myself settling into old farmiliar step routines. You'd think it would look funny on stage but it sets me apart and makes my show unique. You'll be fine too.
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    Just go start dancing at some hole in the wall club and learn as you go.

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    i'm clumsy and kind of spastic. definitely kinesthetically challenged. some days i make that my thing. i do "the raptor" on stage and guys laugh and tip me. for real.

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    when i first started dancing I thought dancing like a stripper was like freak dancing in the club mtv style. I looked and felt awkward doing it by myself on stage because i was used to dancing with a guy in the club. One of the girls at my club told me to just slooooooow everything down a lot, and think more sensual, aka touch yourself sofltly, think sexy thoughts, use your bedroom eyes. Then once youve got that down add some basic pole tricks starting from just a simple spin and work up to more advanced stuff. Dont worry too much about it though. when it comes down to it, guys dont really care if youre a great pole dancer, they just want to see you naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monicapenix View Post
    where can i go to learn how to dance like stripper..?? i know if i practice i want look so horrid, but i dont know how much it will cost or where to go to learn this seductive craft..
    Stripping is something that you learn from watching and doing...not COPYING. You just have to experience it for yourself. My warning to you to be very very careful when getting into dancing. It is VERY easy to get too caught up in the job and never want to do anything else again. The money and lifestyle is very addictive. Some girls come in and never go out again. Some get into porn. I'll tell you something, there is a lot more smoke in the strip clubs than what the cigarettes leave. Just be very careful. I don't want to see someone go down a road that they can never go back up.

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    Well, I learned some basic stuff as a noob by visiting the clubs as a custy. You can watch the girls doing their thing firsthand, and it's usually not a prob to buddy up with some dudes there getting dances to get a closer look. Even better, level with a girl and buy some time with her yourself. Also, my club in Dallas has a free 'dance for your lover' class every week, that was a major help to me too so you might wanna see if any of your clubs do the same thing, GL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrottleNBottle View Post
    Stripping is something that you learn from watching and doing...not COPYING. You just have to experience it for yourself. My warning to you to be very very careful when getting into dancing. It is VERY easy to get too caught up in the job and never want to do anything else again. The money and lifestyle is very addictive. Some girls come in and never go out again. Some get into porn. I'll tell you something, there is a lot more smoke in the strip clubs than what the cigarettes leave. Just be very careful. I don't want to see someone go down a road that they can never go back up.
    Yes, lots and lots of crack smoke. Like, OHMYGAWD we are all addicts and trapped in this awful lifestyle forEVER!!!

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    well, its not that hard, really. i mean every girl has her own style..so whatever works for you..basically, what makes YOU feel sexy.

    id start off slow....dance 2 slow sexy music..sway your hips...alot of moves are in the hips, i think.

    sometimes i can tell if a girl is new if she jus shakes her ass like she was in a lil jon video n tries 2 do some "choregraphy" dance haha. you bascally just "wing" it. jus move to the music, you know? you'll get the hang of it!

    and yeah watch other girls dance..it'll give u a great idea.

    anyways i think what throttlenbottle said about the money n lifestyle being addictive is true. i mean, shes not saying that everyone whos a stripper gets caught in the "horriable" lifestyle...but being in the business definely makes it easy and tempting. so i think she meant just to be careful n make sure yer head is screwed on right
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    Alena Downs helps girls get into the industry.. check out and

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    sometimes i can tell if a girl is new if she jus shakes her ass like she was in a lil jon video
    That's me to a T. And it looks even worse when i'm a scottish white girl but hey that the way i dance so i keep shaking my ass

    I did do a lot of prancing about in front of the mirror at home, but when your watching yourself you tend to get self conscious and your moves become clumsier. When you "go for it" on stage and start enjoying yourself you do look much better.

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    Firstly, don't get too hung up on moving gracefully - us males are more interested in your figure than your dance style.

    Secondly, personality goes a long way. If you can act in a manner that convinces people watching you that you have noticed them/are paying attention to them, then you're on a winner.

    Us customers don't only go to see the sights - we go to have our egos stroked - "hey, that dancer really likes us". Stroking egos (IMHO) will probably stand you in better stead than moving gracefully.

    Finally, go for slow records. At worst case you can walk sexily around the stage while shedding clothing. Learn to take things off slowly - that's the tease part of strip tease. From the male POV half of you wants to see the sights, and the other half likes the sense of anticipation about what you're going to see.

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    oh I know how you feel like the others have said you will learn as you go.... having said that I had no coordination either and now can work the pole with amazing tricks with the rest of them- patience and watching the other girls and remembering that even with an uptemp song it isn't about how fast you move its about being seductive sexy slow and actually enjoying it remember when you are on that stage and there are dollars going up you become a fantasy and that is empowering- you will be fine- we were all new and some of us, like myself, slightly clumsy at some point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    Alena Downs helps girls get into the industry.. check out www.polejunkies.com and www.alenadowns.com
    OMG, she even taught ME pole tricks, and I am (was?) the most uncoordinated person I know.

    I wish I had a video of my first night dancing, I must have looked like such an idiot. I didn't even really dance when I went out. You learn as you go along, some of us take longer than other.

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    I'm a really kultzy and uncoordinated walker too. I bump into everything and trip over my own two feet. Things are different though when you're getting into the groove, I actually get my grace back that way. You might be fine and just not know it..
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    If my old college ice hockey chum can still play every week (he's 49) after being diagnosed with MS, I'm sure you can dance. And, besides, you will get better (more graceful) over time. The body learns.

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