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    Thought I'd share the good news that I found my tuxes for my wedding. Was reminded by the recent video of the cool first dance.

    I'm in the white, my guys in the black.

    And yes the hats/chains/shoes will be as pictured for the wedding.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Oooh, zoot suits. Puuuuuuuuuuurty.

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    Very nice! Me likes!

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    Hot!!
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    please tell me your reception is going to be at a speakeasy.

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    Your kids are going to have such a good time making fun of your wedding album.

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    I wish it were at a speakeasy, but its close enough I'd say. At least getting the DJ for free is a perk of being a part of the DJ business.

    If I get to do everything I want to in the wedding I'll be making fun of it the moment I get it. Just the way I like it, have a damn good time our way and pull no punches.

    Now I just need to slim down a bit so I'm not a total fatass in the suit.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.... Big Bad Voodoo Daddy... PLEASE dance to it... *begs*


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    Those are awesome! And yes, your kids will find it hilarious. We will too, so post pics.

    When's the wedding?

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    Wedding is September 22 of this year. You better believe some Big Bad Voodoo Daddy will be played, along with Zoot Suit Riot and Brian Setzer. Possibly some Reverend Horton Heat and a few others as well.

    Considering I was trying to get an explosive put into our cake so that when we cut into it it would explode by surprise (safely mind you) then bring out the REAL cake should give you mind as to what goes on in my mind for the wedding. I want it to be as far from traditional as possible, since traditional is very very boring to me.

    Though I do know that for our toast, her and her bridesmaids are doing a shot of Black & Blue while my boys and I are doing true Irish Car Bombs. Gotta do it right!

    Feel the rhythm...
    Feel the rhyme...
    Get on up...
    Its car bomb time!!!


    Good times.


    I'll make sure to post all my pictures that I get to my Fotki account to share once I get them.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Oh G-d, you said "Irish car bomb." I did five of those on St. Patrick's Day 2005 and my stomach still rolls over every time I hear those three words.

    Sounds like it'll be a hell of a wedding though!

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    Aww not a fan of the ICB? I could probably do 10-20 a night if I had the funds for it.

    I'm trying to think of a good way to do "Jump on It" Fresh Prince style for the first dance.
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Cool! Daddy-O
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    I love it!! In my pre-stripping days, I sold tuxedos and those are so much better than the crap I was peddling back then. Fan-freaking-tastic!

    The bride is really going to have to work to outshine the guys in those suits.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    I have no doubts that the bride can hold her own. The way we'll outshine anyone is that the guys are all 10x more animated and crazy than any of the girls. We have an absolutely fantastic videographer who is by chance going to France this weekend to do some filming for Courvoisier, the makers of fine Cognac. This guy is good. I'll do my best to get as much of it up as possible, plus pictures.

    Anyone that loves Irish Car Bombs is more than welcome to come party with me, its my absolute favorite drink of all time!
    Guy #1: I'd totally hit that.
    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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