Lately I've had a lot of occasion to say "I'm a stripper." I get more responses that make me laugh than ones that piss me off. Lately, here are a few:
Me: I'm a stripper.
Him: Oh, at the oil fields?
Me: No, at the strip clubs.
Him: Oh... Oh! Well you don't do it all the way, do you?
Me: Um, all the way?
Him: You don't get all the way NAKED do you?
Him: What do you do for money?
Me: I dance nekkid.
Him: Where do you do that, in bars or something?
Me: No, no I do it at the Farmers Market.
Me: I'm a stripper.
Her: Well, we've all had to do things we don't want to for money.
Me: Actually I decided a few years ago to never do things I don't want to for money.
Her: Uh... um...
Her Husband: You mean strippers LIKE it?
Me: I'm a stripper.
Her: Oh you poor dear.
(I was actually speechless. What do you say to that?)
Him: Where do you live?
Me: Wherever I am.
Him: Don't you have a JOB?
Me: Nope, don't believe in them.
Him: Oh, then you have a HUSBAND?
Me: No, don't believe in them either.
Him: What do you do for money then?
Me: Dance nekkid.
Him: Hmpf. I've seen women like you on TV.
What are some responses you've gotten lately? Funny, stupid, or infuriating...




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Lena those are great. I can't actually think of any funny "I'm a stripper" conversations. Damn.
THose are great! With me, it's generally: 

Money Makes Me Horny

That is CLASSIC. All of these are great! I don't have anything to contribute of my own, as I'm more or less stealth except to a few very close people. This thread is tempting me to start announcing it to total strangers, just for the reaction comedy. *resist . . . resist . . . *


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