I loved it. I didn't find one thing that was untrue "except handsome men are not nice". That is not always true. I admit when I first meet a girl I can be a little playfully rude. hehe. Good info for all you ladies though! enjoy.

MEN: PART 1

1. The handsome men are not nice.

2. The nice men are ugly.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are taken.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, don't have money.

6. The nice, semi-handsome men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

8. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money, are cowards.

9. The men who are handsome, nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE



MEN: PART 2
1. Do not try and turn them into girls - thats what u have your GIRL FRIENDS for.

2. They will always be there mommys baby & require such treatment...
a) Make sure they are fed (lots of meats) and have a full tummy
at all times
b) Make sure they get enough sleep
c) Shower him with affection.
d) toy are a must in order to keep them occupied and happy
(we buy shoes, they buy things with wheels. thats just how it is)

3. They are alot like dogs, if u want to "train them" then you must "reward them" when they are good.

4. Although they can be "trained" they can not be changed.
"Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers."