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    And holy FUCKing shit balls...

    We all went out last night to Jumbos and the body shop.

    I enjoyed Jumbos. Got a few dances.

    But ladies, body shop is the nastiest fucking joint i've been in ..in a long time. Girls were straight up double digit fingering themselves on stage, ..among other things.

    So yah guys ..totally a place for them..dancers..not so much.

    And everyone that was working was basically one step below a dirty cuntrag.

    and that's putting it nicely.

    My group did tip on stage and I think got a total of 3 dances while we were there. But that place fucking sucks

    the entire trip was amazing minus that shit

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    You know, Tart, I never really seem to be able to get the gist of what you mean in your posts.

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    lol.

    I wish I could draw better, Because the double digit whore fingering herself on stage was a site.

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    Really? Body Shop is that bad???
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    I don't wanna say "I told you so," but... yeah. Worst club in L.A., and I think all of us L.A. chicks are in agreement on that.

    Did you say you got lapdances at Jumbo's? I've NEVER seen lapdances going on there. I know that theoretically they do them but I've never seen one and I used to hang out there all the time. I miss the old Jumbo's, when it was obese women in pasties and G-strings... now it's just a garden-variety go-go dive. *yawn*

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    Yep I had a dance there. It was good actually. Bikini bar ..all alternative girls.

    the fat asses were at the bodyshop knuckles deep in their vags.

    I liked the vibe and the staff at jumbos.

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    Oh btw yek we went' to see and I quote " the stumps " ..you know amputees' midgets and obese broads.

    But whateva, the staff there was good and all totally worth the price of admission. good attitudes, staff was beyond nice and helpful.

    I give it two thumbs up

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    Oh yeah, it's a great little bar. The Thai place next door is fucking awesome too... dammit, now I want a Kruang Tedd and Jumbo's evening. Maybe this weekend.

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    I had my own miniadventure last night visiting two clubs I've always wanted to go to -- the Clermont Lounge and the Cheetah in ATL. Clermont had one punk rock cutie who did the matches-on-nipples thing and one 60-yr-old dancer. It was awesome. Cheetah had hotties galore and a Salma Hayek lookalike.

    Nobody was knuckle deep in vag though, I think you win.

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    The Body Shop is where the Vancouver girls go when they go to LA....haha, good to know, good to know.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    Yep I had a dance there. It was good actually. Bikini bar ..all alternative girls.

    the fat asses were at the bodyshop knuckles deep in their vags.

    I liked the vibe and the staff at jumbos.
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    Clermont Lounge is the ish!!!

    Rumors are that place may close which will be so sad. Apparently when the new company bought the property they raised the rent from $2500/ month to $6000/ month...

    Punk rock Karoake Halloween night everybody in outstanding costumes and "Blondie" beating people in the heads with her boobs which she can also use to crush beer cans was off the hook!

    Bloody and banged-up Evel Knievel singing the Backstreet Boys on stage at a strip club with his 300-pound overall-wearing barefoot buddy on backup as 50 yr. old dances work the crowd baby!!

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    Tart

    did you hand my number out to these double digit probers like I asked?!!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart View Post
    Oh btw yek we went' to see and I quote " the stumps " ..you know amputees' midgets and obese broads.
    Oh good, dancing girls and a freak parade!
    "He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

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    Oh shit i totally forgot to slip them your number.

    It's not like they could have picked it up though, they were knuckles deep and other hands were used to molest their breasts and what nots

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    Yeah...the Body Shop...*sigh*
    Sounds like someone needs to write a club review or two!!

    Glad you had a good time. I wish we all could have met up like we planned but that's the trouble with LA. Everything is too damn far apart and hard to get to. Plus nobody really makes (or sticks to) plans.

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