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    well basicly since I really dont have anything to hide and ive been wandering this exact question for about 2 weeks now I live in New Jersey and basicly Tho Ive lived around clubs my whole intire life I finally got around to going to a partial Nude club 2 weeks ago Now I am not a arrogant or shy guy I was chilling in the back because I do have a shyness factor to me and I really cant start a conversation but I was chilling and then all a sudden out of nowhere dancer comes sits down and starts talking to me at this point im like dam cause I really didnt plan on this because I didnt have alot money but I noticed she didnt ask for AnyThing... And thats what made me feel more conforted she didnt even bother asking for any dances instead I bought her a coke and I have a pleasent chat with her until fkn friends ruined it by having her handcuff my dam ass to the poles on stage But I keep thinking about it and realized that she def was just talking to me for the sake of it I mean there were other guys throwin money at her but she just wanted to talk to me for no reason now im at a crossroads because she was quite nice and pleasent and I wanted to see her again but I am afraid shell only view me as a customer and wont bother thinking much more of me but I just want to know more about her any advice hehe??

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    Ways to impress a dancer:

    1. Spend lots of money on her.
    2. Relax.

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    bingo. ^^^^^^

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    i disagree. if a guy spends money on me, no longer will i consider dating him. not that i really did to begin with, but once money has exchanged hands i think that is the downfall. now if you are just looking to be cool and chill in the club with her, than yea, what they said.

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    to be honest, any man i meet at work that doesn't want to spend money on me, i wrote off completely. i felt that if he wanted me, he should SHOW me by spending lots of money!

    then i met my danuel and i am just no longer seeing myself with the "dating my customer" problem. <3

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    I wouldn't sit longer than two minutes with someone who wasn't spending, because I'm not looking for a boyfriend when I'm at work. If you want to impress the majority of dancers, hit the ATM and be generous and cool with everyone.

    I don't know how many times it can be said but here it goes, STRIP CLUBS ARE NOT A GOOD PLACE TO LOOK FOR A DATE.
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    ^agreed.

    Love it!

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    Are you sure that in reality guys were throwing money at her but she sat with u? That sounds suspect to me.

    I don't like guys who come into my place of work with no intention of spending money. As soon as it becomes apparent that you won't spend money I will move on to someone who will. I am there to make money not friends.

    Most dancers won't date anyone who comes into the club whether u spend or not. In fact a great majority of dancers have boyfriends or husbands coz we are hot and hot women dont stay single for long unless they want to

    How to impress a dancer (from my personal perspective):

    - ask me for a dance
    - spend hundreds of dollars on me
    - be respectful
    - keep your hands by your side
    - don't ask me out

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    the way to attract my attention is to pay me to sit and talk instead of dance...

    that's the way the only guy to ever successfully get me OTC did it!

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    no customer ever impressed me as a dancer, not even the guy who claimed his job was to go to stripclubs and secret-shop the lap dances. nor the ones who paid me to sit and talk.

    but i wasn't there to be impressed. i was there to get money and be amused/entertained, in that order.

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    OH!!!!! please the purpoose of a stripclub is for guys to spend money and ladies to take it .
    pep do meet ... pep do hang out inside/outside the club.... but 99% of the time it is you bring it they take it ..... $$$

    and i thank you for letting me play my part .

    you didnt get put on stage for free ..your friends had to pay for it .. that would be why she was talkingto you ...



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    Well, I've never really have been on the uphill slide of trying to get someone's attention dating. For myself, I generally develop interest in someone emotionally long after I've done so intellectually.

    In other words, before she gets in my pants she has to get in my mind first.

    That being said, I don't buy dances from dancers that I don't find intellectually stimulating as it just doesn't do it for me, but even then, there is a long line from intellectually stimulating, to sexually attracted, to I want to date you.

    HOWEVER, on the ODD occasion I have become interested in a dancer to see that she's no longer giving me something I want to pay for in that way, I just tell her straightforward, since by that point she's GOT to know me even though I may not know her. And I asked her out. I got shot down. But I just said "Hey look, I really can't be your customer anymore cause I'm kinda a tool and am reading tooooo much into this... but hey if you want to talk over dinner or something, let me know. I'll still pay for convo and all, but I just like ya differently now."

    She laughed at me I'm sure, but hey, at least I knew!
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    get several one hundred dollar bills to spend on her.. that will keep her occupied.. haha

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    Hand her the above pictured bill as a stage tip...... she will be impressed

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    That would be impressive especially since they have been out of circulation for a long time. The dancer would probably think it was counterfeit.

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    Tell her you fantasize about doing her in at least seven different positions, including having you nail her doggy style on the bed at a roach motel while she feeds quarters into the Magic Fingers machine.

    Then suggest that she make your fantasy a reality. Trust me, if she's not impressed, either she or the club bouncer will make an impression on you.


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    How about some lessons in English grammar, with a focus on punctuation? I can't read that friggin' post.
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    hehehehe!!^^

    Or just talk about how horny you are. When you think she is really hot for you, grab her boob as she turns her head for a second.

    Nahhh....seriously though. Don't try to impress us or date us. If we want you, we'll tell you. DO NOT READ INTO HER SITTING AND TALKING WITH YOU. She's probably just a newbie, a bad hustler or was tired and there were no other prospects.
    The best thing you can do is spend money consistently without asking for anything free and be very respectful of her boundaries. You don't even have to spend a thousand each time, just be consistent and respectful. That would get my attention, but I am still not the type of dancer that dates customers, no matter what they say or do. I have turned down really hot rich guys on principle. I say it's a lost cause trying to pick up strippers ITC. The best you can hope for is that she stays working in that club and you can have her alone in VIP when you visit next time. Maybe you can be one of her favorite regulars.

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    Heh I wonder how many countless hundreds of people can tell me its 99&#37; impossible its not I think that strippers who get offended because I didnt have Alot of money at that time would be waste of time anyway she talked to me but I never got into full detail as to why there were circumstances that the handcuffing was not more then 10 dollers trust me I knew I always know alot that I shouldnt I knew her real name her age wheres shes from where she goes to school what she likes to do I just wanted information as to how to show Im not a normal Loser because Im really not Im quite a successful guy tho I do work very hard But all I wanted to know if there was a chance I could impress her and just show she def is a sweetheart I guess some people on this just cant handle that kind of truth sorry

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    You really want to date someone who will give out that kind of info to a complete stranger the first time she meets them?

    You're right, I can't handle that kind of truth.

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    well if it helps Uh yeap because honesty is freking A
    what else is a girl going to tell you when you first meet Oh I like it this way big Boy, I like it rough uh No Im just wandering about what you say when you first start talking to a guy

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    There are countless people who'll tell you it's 99&#37; impossible. You know why? Because these nay sayers have been around this block a few times, and they know the lay of the land.

    But what do I know, I can't handle the kind of truth you are giving out.........

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    I'm a sucker for good punctuation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kali Doom View Post
    I'm a sucker for good punctuation.
    It gets me hot too, and don't get me started on proper spelling.....

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    heh why do I even bother some times I just wanted to show shes a sweetheart and I get bashed I dont care I guess cause all I wanted was to get info on how to show theres at least one decent guy who doesnt really really mind what she does for a living and would love nothing more then to get her a pancake if it made her life better for only a second guys like me shouldnt exist because we get mistreated and abused to the point of where we become just like the guys you all hate thanks made a great point there

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