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    one - three times for me. At night I take a toanalin, an evening primrose, a multi and an acidophilous..... and always in the morning I have to egt up and run to the bathroom first thing, and usually again after my coffee. Then I go again after dinner usually.
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    A couple times a week if I'm lucky. I drink a ton of water but it doesn't help much. I did a cleanse a couple years ago and even then I didn't poop much. *shrug*

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    1 -3 times a day. But I have hemherroids So it hurts to pooh
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    My poos are healthy and several times a day..... Except for every time I go on vacation! Its sucks, but invariably I end up getting horrible constipation and cramps every freaking time! All my vacation photos have me lookin preggos because I hadn't pooped in days. This aint cute for the beach vacations.
    Anybody know why this is? It really screws up my holidays. I wonder if it has anything to do with being on a plane.

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    ^^^It's the same way with me. It sucks. Even when I was dancing this six day, 12 hour a day, dance-til-your-legs fall off booking, I looked bloated the whole time because I was so stuck. I got home and COULD NOT believe that I had lost seven pounds, because I looked so pouchy.

    I think maybe it's the water? I don't know. I got so desperate that I took exlax, twice the dose, and even that didn't work. It was hell, man.

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    It amazes me how many have posted they only go a couple times a week!! Isn't that bad? I remember telling my mom once I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days and she freaked. She was telling me if I didn't "go" soon, I should go to the doctor. But yeah, 1-3 times a day for me is the norm.
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    Usually once or twice a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlatina82 View Post
    It amazes me how many have posted they only go a couple times a week!! Isn't that bad? I remember telling my mom once I hadn't taken a dump in 3 days and she freaked. She was telling me if I didn't "go" soon, I should go to the doctor. But yeah, 1-3 times a day for me is the norm.
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    I go 2-3 times day. If I drink more than my usual amount of coffee, I go more.

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    I go about once-twice a day. I can't usually go if I haven't had my coffee (certainly a dieurtic). Lately I've been making a morning protein smoothie, I find that if I put a scoop of flaxseed powder into it, I have to go right away! Works well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus View Post
    i must say i'm a simple caterpillar-like system.... eat... poop. it's only once or twice a day, otherwise i'd be in panic mode.

    awesome. how good is this thread for quality reading.
    Hahaha, this made me laugh out loud. It reminds me of the 6'6 ex...he would have to go immediately after every meal! He likened himself to a tapeworm.

    I go once daily I guess. Flying does fuck it up though, and I'll get constipated when I travel. Man I hate that, but I don't believe in taking poop supplements for myself.

    Besides, they don't work. Surgery can cause constipation. I am not sure if its the anesthesia or the painkillers after. But I couldn't go for several days, so I drank half a bottle of prune juice. It made no difference. Finally, I just went when my body was ready. My mom was always amazed at the amount of fiber I could take in via fruits, and not have any unusual digestive response.

    Poop is great, I love to talk about it, especially around people uncomfortable with it. Sorry, cinnamon, I love ya sweets!

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    For me its about 1-3 times a day.
    In the morning usually and then at night, so on average per day id say 2.
    Trying to eat more fiber (fruits, vegetables, etc) for ease of pooping.

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    Maybe once or twice daily?
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    TMI: On a different level I hate pooping. Its like squeezin out the bad but its hot and gross brown mess pinching out of your backside. Its gross altogether. I just wish there was no 2nd hole (backup vagina) there. Its ugly and starfish lookin ...thats all.
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    I get constipated when traveling too! I don't feel comfortable pooping in strange places, so it backs up.

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    ^^^ Im sounding like a poop nazi on this thread, lol. Sorry but pooping should be quick and easy too. It shouldnt hurt and should be effortless.

    Interestingly non-westernised people who eat traditionally do poos that are long and thin. I have heard them referred to as "shoelace poos" I am striving for this! :-D

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    Interestingly non-westernised people who eat traditionally do poos that are long and thin. I have heard them referred to as "shoelace poos" I am striving for this! :-D
    I don't like this kind of poo because it takes forever to sliver out. I much prefer the hearty cylindrical log. Comes out in a snap.

    I poop 3+ times a day.

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    Remember this email forward circa mid-90s?

    The Different Types Of Poop

    Ghost Poop: You know you've pooped. There's poop on the toilet paper, but no poop in the bowl.
    Teflon Coated Poop: Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don't feel it. No traces of poop on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet bowl to be sure you did it!
    Gooey Poop: This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe your butt 12 times and it still doesn't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't stain it. This poop leaves permanent skid marks in the toilet.
    Second Thought Poop: You're all done wiping your butt and you're about to stand up when you realize... you've got some more.
    Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poop: This kind is the kind of poop that killed Elvis. It doesn't come until you're all sweaty, trembling and purple from straining so hard.
    Bali Belly Poop: You poop so much you lose 5 kilos.
    Right Now Poop: You better be within 10 seconds of a toilet. Usually it has its head out before you get your pants down.
    King Kong or Commode Choker Poop: This poop is so big that you know it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks. A coat hanger works well. This kind of poop usually happens at someone else's house.
    Wet Cheeks Poop: This poop hits the water sideways and makes a BIG splash that gets your butt wet.
    Wish Poop: You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poop!
    Cement Block or Oh God Poop: You wish you'd gotten a spinal block before you poop.
    Snake Poop: This poop is fairly soft and about as big around as your thumb and at least three feet long.
    Cork Poop (Also Known as Floater Poop): Even after the third flush, it's still floating in there. My god! How do I get rid of it? This poop usually happens at someone else's house.
    Mexican Food Poop (also called Screamers) ~ You'll know it's alright to eat again when your butthole stops burning.
    Beer Drunk Poop: This happens the day after the night before. Normally your poop doesn't smell too bad, but this poop is BAD. Usually there's somebody standing outside to use the bathroom. This kind of poop also usually happens at someone else's house.
    The Frightened Turtle: The kind of poop that just pokes its head out then quickly goes back in.
    The Bungee Poop: The kind of poop that just hangs off your butt before it falls into the water.
    The Ring of Fire Poop: The kind of poop where you eat really spicy food and your butthole feels like the inside of a cigarette lighter.
    The Crippler: The kind of poop where you have to sit on the toilet so long your legs go numb from the waist down.
    The Big Bobber: The kind of poop that no matter how many times you flush it always floats back to the surface.
    The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: The kind of poop that hits you when you're trapped in your car in a traffic jam.
    The Incredible Hulk Poop: The king of poop that sits in the toilet overnight and mysteriously expands to twice it's normal size.
    Jack the Ripper Poop: The kind of poop that yanks out your butthair as it pushes its way out.
    The Party Pooper: The giant poop you take at a party. And when you flush the toilet, you watch in horror as the water starts to rise.
    The Toxic Gas Poop: The kind of poop that makes you pass out and fall of the toilet before you finish, and then you wake up in some strange South American town.
    Dirty Bowl Poop: The kind of poop that comes out in a million pieces a second, reminiscent of an avalanche - but with rocket propulsion, and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
    The Windy City Poop: When you sit down, and fart for so long and hard that you no longer need to take a poop.
    Oh Poop! Poop: You poop so much and wipe your butt so furiously you run out of toilet paper and you say OH ****!
    The Never Ending Poop: It's the poop that keeps running out of your butt like pee, and just when you start wiping your butt your stomach gargles and splash, more poop runs out. This always happens after eating at K.F.C.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinia View Post
    You don't know any new mothers then do you?

    They looooove the POOP talk.

    They talk about TEXTURE and SIZE!

    HAHAHA! My bf and I are about to enter a world of POO and POO discussions. Thankfully neither of us is that squeamish. It's something you have to be vigilant about - it's not like we want to talk about it, but it's required.

    Anyway - I think I poop about once a day on average. I eat a lot of fruit.
    Aussiepunk is right - you should be pooping 3 times a day, but I don't know who is that healthy.

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    Lol, no they should come out fast also! I cant believe Im discussing the speed of poo!

    Quote Originally Posted by StrayStripper View Post
    I don't like this kind of poo because it takes forever to sliver out. I much prefer the hearty cylindrical log. Comes out in a snap.

    I poop 3+ times a day.

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    i poop throughout the day now, where as before, i pooped once every 3 days. that's before i met my lifesaver, mister enema. i don't use one everyday, but since I started using it once a week.... i'm really regular.

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    I poop 3-4 times a week if I'm lucky. When I'm on point, and taking my LPP Protein, its 2 or 3 times a day!

    Otherwise, when I feel like having a nice big dookie, I smoke a black-and-mild cigar. Pushes the chocolate log right on down the hershey highway.

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    I go twice on average. Usually at least once.

    It depends on how much roughage you have too. Some food has less bulk than others, so the food is coming out, just less of it because less bulk came in. Doesn't mean you're not healthy.

    Also, it depends on the shape and form of the poo that indicates constipation and bowel issues. Going 3 times a day doesn't mean much if it's just little pellet poos/badly formed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darling View Post
    I go about once-twice a day. I can't usually go if I haven't had my coffee (certainly a dieurtic). Lately I've been making a morning protein smoothie, I find that if I put a scoop of flaxseed powder into it, I have to go right away! Works well.
    I down at least 4 tbsp of flaxseed a day. Makes me all regular-like.

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    I always figured you should poop at LEAST once a day and it should be super easy. I've been dieting a lot so I go like, once or twice a week... But it's still easy. At my healthiest, it was a couple times a day.
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