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    Normally 1-3 times a day. If I'm over at someone else's house though, I tend to get poop shy. If I don't go every day I feel really bloated and crappy. I've always been a pooper though. Poop poop poop.

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    I can't believe I'm posting this.


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    Funny you posted that SS, after I poop I check to see what it looks like. Now I have a chart I can consult!

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    My dog poops about five times a day and eats twice a day. She eats a very high fiber, low fat food.

    As for me, I don't poop that much, but using that same math, if I ate three meals a day I'd be pooping what, like seven or eight times a day?

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    I started taking a supplement that my boyfriend recommended and it worked great. after taking it I went from pooping a few times a week to going at least once a day and it was quick and easy. I ran out of them last month and I felt terrible. I wont make that mistake again.
    oh, and they are gentle enough that I give them too my kids if they are having problem.
    the name of it is- Extreme colon cleanser. If you need more info let me know.

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    Twin's mom is big on alternative medicine and health.... she has poop books. We giggle about it but we know it's useful. "Why the eff is my poo looking like Danny Trejo?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker View Post
    ^^^ Im sounding like a poop nazi on this thread, lol. Sorry but pooping should be quick and easy too. It shouldnt hurt and should be effortless.

    Interestingly non-westernised people who eat traditionally do poos that are long and thin. I have heard them referred to as "shoelace poos" I am striving for this! :-D
    Sweetie, I'm a nursing student. We nurses are obsessed with poop. In fact, we're happy when they poop because it means we can see how their GI system is doing. I could describe a BM using 25 different adjectives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    Sweetie, I'm a nursing student. We nurses are obsessed with poop. In fact, we're happy when they poop because it means we can see how their GI system is doing. I could describe a BM using 25 different adjectives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus View Post
    i must say i'm a simple caterpillar-like system.... eat... poop. it's only once or twice a day, otherwise i'd be in panic mode.

    awesome. how good is this thread for quality reading.
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    I just saved that image to my computer.

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    I think I go about 2-3 times a week. I've been thinking about going to the doctor to find out why.

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    i would say, i'm usually a type 2... unless i've eaten mexican food... then i'm type 7

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    Every time I open my mouth.
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    Well theres a correlation - many of the strippers ive worked with are ex-nurses, maybe thats why
    Personally im not particularly interested in anyone elses, but for some reason i have alot of stories, lol.


    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    Sweetie, I'm a nursing student. We nurses are obsessed with poop. In fact, we're happy when they poop because it means we can see how their GI system is doing. I could describe a BM using 25 different adjectives.

    I take dumps bigger than the average man's dick, which gives me confidence that I'll be able to do anal someday.

    Oh, .

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    oh god can you imagine being the person who had to make that chart? Talk about a job for a desperate graphic artist.

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    CK, how can we get you to embrace your poo... figuratively, that is.

    did something happen when you were little?
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    I've been having a 6-7 inch poo every evening lately. That's great, as I don't feel all bloated and constipated, but I miss the wonderful relazing feeling that lasts for hours after a nice big poo.

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    that's awesome. the best poo i ever had was when i was in Canada. there's something about that place...

    a good poo is one to remember.

    i would DIE if i had to hold it in for 3 days.

    i think i just like the word poo... poo... hehe.
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    That's why I love you guys. ^^^^
    I feel like poop is my life. I am in a world of shit.
    Horse poop,dd/mh poop,cat poo, baby poo,bird crap on the car,dog poo, and my own once a day, sometimes 2 or 3 times.
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    And the developmentally disabled adults I took care of. Holey shit!!!!
    They were on so many meds that sometimes their crap was the size of a nerf ball.

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    I cant seem to poo anywhere where there are people around heh... im too shy *blush* Besides girls dont poo
    Last edited by Cally; 03-24-2007 at 02:55 AM.

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    I go once a week and my stool is has a lot of mucous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus View Post
    CK, how can we get you to embrace your poo... figuratively, that is.

    did something happen when you were little?
    I dont think so I'm like Cally..I'm very Shy about this. Unless I have to pee, I'm not using the bathroom in public, or over someones house. Once, in middle school, I slept over my best friends house for like 5 days. On day 5 I coudlnt 'hold that shit (no pun intended lol) anymore so I had to make up an excuse to go home and pick something up.







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    ^omg! That's crazy poo shy. I could never be like that because I hate having poo in my body- I have to get it out ASAP. I like a clean colon .

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