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    Heh im like CK....

    I mean im not shy talking about it...

    Im just shy to actually do it around people lol...... if I really need to go i'll wait till im gonna take a shower turn the shower on and then go and flush the toilet then brush my teeth while I wait for the shower to go back to normal temp ahaha...

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    thanks for all the tips - flaxseed oil/capsules and fibre supplements.

    i highly recommend though, you dont take them a few hours before work - went to work last night - Oh mi gosh - not fun. not fun at all

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    I always go at least once a day... But usually twice.

    My son is the same way. If ether of us dont poop then theres trouble.

    When I was pregnant it took up to a half hour to poop. It was god awful.

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    I haven't pooped in 3 days. I think this thread jinxed me.

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    I just pooped in this thread. This thread is just like ex lax.
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    ^^ Ewww and to think I clicked on teh dam thing to get a better view. I'm so ashamed..







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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    if I really need to go i'll wait till im gonna take a shower turn the shower on and then go and flush the toilet then brush my teeth while I wait for the shower to go back to normal temp ahaha...
    Oh yeah, I'll do that around a guy when the relationship is brand new. But I get comfortable pretty quickly......

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    I didn't read this whole thred, but


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    Hmm .. usually once a day...Sometimes once every other day.


    I had indian food last night, and I shatt twice in 3 hours. :-S

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    I swear, I've had this book on my wishlist for the past 3 years! It looks so wierd and I would love to have it in my bookcase to bother people. But I can't bring myself to buy it.



    more info on the book from amazon.com it got a near perfect rating!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    I haven't pooped in 3 days. I think this thread jinxed me.
    Hehe - nevermind.

    Plums are awesome.

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    what is with 'readers'. who has enough time in there to read a magazine while they poop.

    i don't get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane View Post
    I used to go every 3 days or so, but lately it's been daily. I'm trying to keep up this schedule because it prevents constipation and overall feeling "clogged up."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus View Post
    what is with 'readers'. who has enough time in there to read a magazine while they poop.

    i don't get it.
    Okay, so I read almost the whole thread, LMAO!!
    My ex boyfriend would take a magazine into the john and be gone for a good 30 minutes. I would sometimes say, "why can't you just continue what you were doing and then shit when you really have to?"
    I have been known to grab anything readable, but that's for the annoying times when I think I have to go and it's just not happening as fast as expected. The reading seems to make it come faster for some reason.
    After I got IBS (I wish I knew why some ppl get it), I would do what CF said, "many times in one day or not at all for several days". The several days thing kills me. It's so uncomfortable! I finally got sick of it after several years, and I have a yogurt with breakfast and before I go to bed. I also take several vitamins including a fish oil capsule. Since I've been doing this regularly, I have a BM no later than 9am every single morning. And usually several more times before noon. But if I have had cheese at all during the day, I will take two Walmart brand fiber pills before bed....just to make sure because cheese really fucks me up.
    I also can't poo when I'm on vacay. I think it happens because I usually leave for vacay early and it involves driving, so I purposely hold it until I get to my destiniation. Or even worse, I have to really bad until I actually make it do a gas station, where I don't have to anymore.
    It takes many days for my system to recuperate. It's one thing I dread about going away or taking long drives.

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    Sometimes when I am stressed out I don't poop for days.........n its not the most comfortable situation!

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    Oh man, I'm so glad I found this thread. I had no idea I'm supposed to be pooping at least every day! It's like... three to five days between poops for me!! I need me some prunes...

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Oh yeah, I'll do that around a guy when the relationship is brand new. But I get comfortable pretty quickly......
    Okay, worse new boyfriend story ever. I was chilling over at my new boy's place, we'd known each other about two weeks at this point. He lives in an apartment in a really old house and the toilet had been f'ed up since before he moved in. Sometimes it didn't flush, no biggie, we're both adults, we know what poop looks like, everyone poops, yadda yadda.

    Well, after a day of mexican food and a really hard run, my poor colon can't take anymore and I have this horrible, explosive, runny poop. And it doesn't flush. It doesn't flush it doesn't flush, I use the plunger, still no dice, and then... then when I push the handle, the water doesn't go down... it starts coming up. Yeah. Poopy water ALL OVER this poor guy's bathroom floor, starts running into the kitchen....

    I don't know why he's still dating me, I would've dumped me right then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FairFaith View Post
    Okay, worse new boyfriend story ever. I was chilling over at my new boy's place, we'd known each other about two weeks at this point. He lives in an apartment in a really old house and the toilet had been f'ed up since before he moved in. Sometimes it didn't flush, no biggie, we're both adults, we know what poop looks like, everyone poops, yadda yadda.

    Well, after a day of mexican food and a really hard run, my poor colon can't take anymore and I have this horrible, explosive, runny poop. And it doesn't flush. It doesn't flush it doesn't flush, I use the plunger, still no dice, and then... then when I push the handle, the water doesn't go down... it starts coming up. Yeah. Poopy water ALL OVER this poor guy's bathroom floor, starts running into the kitchen....

    I don't know why he's still dating me, I would've dumped me right then.
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    My sisters and I had this discussion when my parents were sick, especially my mother because chemo either give you the diarrhea or consipates you. Anyway we realized that poop is the circle of life, when you're born your parents and doctors are always watching or asking about your poop, as you get older you worry if you have diarrhea or if your constipated. And when your old, it's very bad if you're not regular. We dubbed it "the poop loop". I'm totally sending this thread to my sisters.

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    I've decideed my boyfriend makes me constipated. The first week we hung out we went away together to Arizona and stayed in the same hotel and he made an off handed comment about how girls dont poop and I swear he Jinxed me!!! Now every weekend we are together i can't poop until he goes to work on tuesday. At my house i have no problem pooping at LEAST once a day. With him i just dont really have to go for a few days then it gets super uncomfy... He is so open about his pooping I dont know what my deal is but i need to get over it!



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    once a day. usually around 2pm. if i'm drinking, there may be an 11pm trip as well.

    i'm a recovering shy pooper. the kind of person that wouldn't poop anywhere but at home with all the doors & windows locked, shades drawn and a shotgun on my lap. vacations were absolute hell for me. living with my bf for 2 years has helped me lighten up a lot. now i just make sure the doors are locked. (i have an irrational fear of someone robbing my house & finding me taking a dump. whatever. we've all got issues)

    i'm actually getting pretty good at destroying bar bathrooms without being a suspect. it's a fine art i learned from time spent in vegas with my guy friends.

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    A long weekend travelling had me stopped up recently too, but I turned that shit around! Upon boarding the plane home I immediately camped out in the lavatory and resumed the battle with my bowels- I could feel the bastard mammoth turd in me but damned if I could quite get it out, so uncomfy. Then I had an epiphany! So I sat and waited awhile very quietly as the plane taxied out, and thankfully the crew forgot about me. At the moment of takeoff I bore down again and hit the flush- the toilet suction and g-force won the war! lol

    The rest of the time I'd say I go about 1-2 times a day, still hiding it from my bf of nearly 2 years hehe

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    Wow, once I got comfy with my boyfriends, I made sure to announce it with pride. We can't have guys thinking we don't poop!!

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