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    Just a recap for those who don't know, I work a few jobs. Retail movie wenching being one of them.

    99% of my coworkers at Blockbuster know that I strip. Hell, most of them have come in and hung out with me at work. It's all groovy. One manager in particular goes to clubs a lot, now that we've broken his SC cherry!

    He's very quiet, very shy... but he has fun getting dances. Yay for him for finally learning to cut loose a lil.

    So the other day I'm working with yet another manager, who happens to hang out with said shy manager frequently. Here's how the conversation went:

    Manager: "So you heard that _____ almost got suckered out of his cash right?"

    Me: "Buh?"

    Manager: "Yeah he was over at yer club the other day and he did his usual getting lots of dances thing. So these two dancers hung out with him all night. At the end of the night they asked him if he wanted to hang out after work!"

    Me: "Right on, about time he actually hung out with girls... wait... what's this about cash then?"

    Manager: "Yeah they went to his place and THEN they told him that it would cost him a hundred each to sleep with them!"

    Me: ......

    Manager: *dying laughing*

    Me: ..... "That's... that's.... First of all, that's stupidly cheap. Why the fuck would you want to sleep with random guy for what you can make at that club in 5 songs? Sheesh. And second... EW! Hookers at my club! AUGH!"



    So now my brain is broken. Not only does my crew at the store think funny of the club I work at now, but damn..... a hundred? When you can make so much more there? Gods has it gotten THAT bad since I've been out of work there?


    Guh.
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    $100 Each??? Bah, they probably didn't have condoms either!

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    Ew!!!!!!

    Ew.

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    gross

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    That's nasty. 100 dollars? hahahahaha

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    ewwwww nasty. find out who those hos are!

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    Don't be upset Paige...I'd do YOU for so much cheaper than that.

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    Hell, the girls at my home club woud think they hit the jackpot for $100.


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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    ewwwww nasty. find out who those hos are!
    I seriously wanna know. So I can snicker at them.




    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post

    Don't be upset Paige...I'd do YOU for so much cheaper than that.

    I'd do you for free. Often. Lots.
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    wow, $100??? that sucks. i know girls i work with fuck for amounts in that same range... that's really sad to me.

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    Urge to make a "total access" joke rising....

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Urge to make a "total access" joke rising....
    Ahaahhaaaa. Don't forget to take advantage of our in store exchange.
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    $100? Damn I gotta up my rates... im only charging 23.78+gst

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post

    I'd do you for free. Often. Lots.
    That's pretty much what I was thinking.

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    There's a $100 ho at my club too. Everybody knows who she is. She undercut me one time by stealing a very drunk, awkward young man with a wide-open wallet away from me... I know exactly what happened because he came back to me later that night and said, "Sorry if I was rude... but she said she'd fuck me for $100, and you'd charge me $400 for an hour in the CR, so what was I supposed to do?" Fuck it; they deserve each other.

    At least your boss didn't go for it.

    BTW, girls offering cheap sex is not necessarily indicative of the club getting bad. If if is, it's at least compounded by a drug habit in most situations. Or an abusive relationship. Or some other kind of serious problem. Because most sensible dancers wouldn't jump from "I had a bad night" to "So I will suck cock for cheap!" Usually there's the middle ground of "Hmm, I'll email that regular I haven't heard from in a while" or "I'll try another club" or "I guess I'll work a double shift tomorrow."

    But anyway, fuck $100 hos who masquerade as strippers. Not literally.

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    Well I never found out names.... but I got some hints that might help, including that a) one of them claimed to be "starting there the next day", whereas b) the other was never working there to begin with, nor would be at all.

    So Now I have descriptions, accents, and about when they would have started working so... I might be able to narrow it down, LMAO.
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    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally View Post
    $100? Damn I gotta up my rates... im only charging 23.78+gst
    Well, being Canadian and all..with taxes, that comes to what, about $900?

    How about Canadian Tire money?

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    Two ho's that infiltrated my home club just got their asses tossed out for turning tricks. The other day, the one chick, while still working, put on her street clothes, and went out to the parking lot to blow a guy for $40!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snowles View Post
    Well, being Canadian and all..with taxes, that comes to what, about $900?

    How about Canadian Tire money?
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I had some idiot try to pay me in Canadian Tire money tonight. It was fucking hilarious. Not only did I laugh, I made sure everyone around him was too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I had some idiot try to pay me in Canadian Tire money tonight. It was fucking hilarious. Not only did I laugh, I made sure everyone around him was too.
    Hehehehe....c'mon back to Thunder Bay, girl. I'll tip you in real money, I swear. Or signed pics of myself. I'm more awesome than money, you know it's true

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    i was there thursday night if that helps. pm me if ya want

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