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    Default Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    well yesterday started off gross just pullin up in the parking lot to open my door to last nights barf and a used condom inches away.

    then this guy goes on about how he wants to take me out to dinner, take care of me or whatever. totally trying to take advantage of my stressful situation. i kept saying no, i gotta go home, theres just no way i could make it. his last and final offer: "Well when your leaving you will see my truck parked out there and we can just hang out for a bit u know and i can pay you some good money"

    YUCK and this this hillbilly redneck missing a front tooth was like "well haow much fur a dance gonna cost may?" I told him $20, hes like "well is it worth that $20? If ya know wut I mean? Wut do I git for $20?" his lunch arrived perfect timing so I jumped off his cow shit smellin ranglers.

    oh yeah and i forget to tell u about the guy that wants to pay me to watch me and another guy have sex. and hes bringin the coke haha.

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    So I take it there's no dress code at the club you worked at last night???

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    Youre a new dancer lilhotmama? I think I read that somewhere. These kinds of comments don't phase me anymore. Except for the guy who offered me $20 for a handjob. I straight just laughed at him and his oh so great "offer". I mean geez $20?! I mean he at least could've offered a warm comfy truck and a bucket of chicken instead! Gosh the nerve of guys! LOL Needless to say he didn't get his $20 handjob either but a laugh in the face instead.

    Thats good service for ya! Stuff like what was said to you doesn't as much shock me anymore. Instead it gives me a chance to make them feel dumb for giving such an offer.
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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    I worked in Houston at Ritz and St James for 13 months. It's all in a days work. LOL.

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    apparently no dress code cuz i saw all kinds in there yesterday. When I used to work there they would actually turn guys away for not having a colar shirt. Now a bum off the street could come in. Im not a new dancer, I just came back after a few years and i have forgotten about all the nastiness lol. Ah, its all comin back to me now.

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    i don't let it bother me anymore, i just tell the custy "i'm a STRIPPER. Not an ESCORT."

    usually that works well.

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    ^ cool. Im gonna use that one.

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    You can't think that way! Don't let it get to you, or working here will eat you alive. They say you have to have thick skin to be a dancer? Well times that by about 100 to be a dancer in Houston. Make fun of them, humiliate them or just plain tell them to fuck off, it'll make you feel a whole lot better.

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    Two men offered myself and another dancer $1000 to go back to his hotel with him. I thought I would try out a new response and said
    "Are you aware that solicitation for sex is illegal under the Prostitution Control Act?". He just looked at me with a blank expression. The other dancer and I just laughed.

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    Two men offered myself and another dancer $1000 to go back to his hotel with him. I thought I would try out a new response and said
    "Are you aware that solicitation for sex is illegal under the Prostitution Control Act?". He just looked at me with a blank expression. The other dancer and I just laughed.
    That is a great comeback that will work in every club around! (After all, how many guys are going to counter about the repeals that happened in the state court 15 years ago, or something obscure and invented like that?)

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    this only works for my club because of the name, but i usualy have this convo:

    custy: (random "what do i get/can we fuck" type comment)
    me: (acting honestly concerned) "let me ask you something before we get into all of that..."
    custy: "ok..."
    me: "i know this is going to sound silly (totaly reeling them in) but, do you have any trouble reading? i mean, not like you're unable or anything.. i mean like dyslexia or confusing words..."
    custy: "no....why?"
    me: "oh, because the sign outside says THEE DOLLHOUSE. i thought you might have been reading it THEE WHOREHOUSE"

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    Default Re: Pretty grossed out, i guess they just think im a prostitue

    ^^^^ haha right on!!

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