well yesterday started off gross just pullin up in the parking lot to open my door to last nights barf and a used condom inches away.
then this guy goes on about how he wants to take me out to dinner, take care of me or whatever. totally trying to take advantage of my stressful situation. i kept saying no, i gotta go home, theres just no way i could make it. his last and final offer: "Well when your leaving you will see my truck parked out there and we can just hang out for a bit u know and i can pay you some good money"
YUCK and this this hillbilly redneck missing a front tooth was like "well haow much fur a dance gonna cost may?" I told him $20, hes like "well is it worth that $20? If ya know wut I mean? Wut do I git for $20?" his lunch arrived perfect timing so I jumped off his cow shit smellin ranglers.
oh yeah and i forget to tell u about the guy that wants to pay me to watch me and another guy have sex. and hes bringin the coke haha.



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I mean geez $20?! I mean he at least could've offered a warm comfy truck and a bucket of chicken instead! Gosh the nerve of guys!
LOL Needless to say he didn't get his $20 handjob either but a laugh in the face instead.


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